A news report

"Hello and welcome to Early Rise News, where we give you all up-to-date news the second it happens.

"Now, I'm sure all of you have heard of the terrorist group currently in Cerryt mall. But, have you heard of the latest news on it yet? I assume you haven't, so I'll bring you up to speed.

"Cerryt mall has seen unprecedented levels of bloodshed today, as more than one hundred people were lined up and shot every minute. The police are on the scene currently and have already taken the terrorists down. Yay!

"They are transferring the shot victims to the hospital to see if any can be saved right now, and the other survivors are being escorted elsewhere currently. The number of casualties is currently unknown, but is expected to be close to a hundred.

"In other news, there seems to be a flood heading straight to the medical center right now, so traffic might be congested there for the foreseeable future.

"That's all from me, but I'll see you soon for more up-to-date news in a few hours. Bye!"