1 Combo Death by Bike-kun × Hole-kun
Somewhere in a room full of books about light novels, comic books, doujinshis, and other books that seem to contain knowledge of ancient predecessors with different body positions, sitting a young man typing something on his laptop. It looks like a kind of web novel where people want to comment something like ''A man of culture indeed" or things like "Don't ever drop this, or else I will find you and I will k--- you" , "Harem please" and also post like "Trash novel coming from a trash author bla bla bla".
"Sigh I'm done releasing the updates, for the meantime I will just go outside to relax myself" The young man said.
He took a jacket hanging on a corridor and went outside his apartment. It was a cold day with a snow falling from the dark sky. He lighted up his cigarette and walks along the way to a nearby ramen shop.
As he was walking, he heard some low voices next to a tree and a sound that can invoke hidden desire to the young man. He couldn't help but stop and look at his side. Accidentally or coincidentally, He was hit by a running bike and he fall to a nearby man-hole face down.
"Ughh, how unlucky can I be?? I haven't got rid of my V-card yet " was the last word of the young man before he was drowned inside the man-hole.
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In a mansion located in a different dimension, It was crowded with men and women wearing sage-like clothes. It wouldn't be a mistake for people in our MC's world to call them 'God and Goddesses' as they were all overly charismatic. Today was a day for their Millennium Gathering, it was to discuss things that's interesting happened while they were governing each universes.
ROB 1 : Hehe, it's not that I'm boasting but I had accepted a disciple that can destroy a planet with just a sneeze.
ROB 2 : Bah, it's nothing to my Disciple's Uncle's Wife's Neighbor's Cousin ..He can impregnate women with just a finger.
ROB 3 : Alright you guys, stop Boasting !! I know your something disciple can't be compared to my Grand grand grand grand grand disciple's nephew's grandchild ... At the age of 1 month he can achieve a 'Rampage' from a game of Dota 2 back in my planet of governance.
The crowd was busy talking and boasting here and there. As it was only a millennial gathering, they can't help but boast their egos using their little disciple's or its relatives.
ROB 4 : Stop now all your chit-chats as it is time for us to start our meeting. Hmmm wait there seems to be one missing from the group.
The crowd stopped talking as a Young Handsome Man came out from a portal.
"Oh sorry I'm late I've been caught in a traffic hehehe" said the Young Handsome Man as he smirked while thinking 'Now my long time experiment has came into fruition, I hope you will produce more enjoyment for me to see 😏😏😏'
ROB 5,6,7 etc. : 'Kyaaah even though he got a bad title like "the king of pervert" he is still handsome.'
ROB 4 : Alright let's start the discussion ...
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Flashback :
In an unknown space where it was dark and quiet. A young man was floating in space, He was our MC the Most Unlucky Guy who died awhile ago.
"Ughh... where am I ? why is it so dark in here ?" the young man mumbled.
And then a white light flashed and an otherworldly handsome ROB came into his front.
Handsome ROB : Welcome to my place young man !!! or I would say an Unlucky Guy who drowned himself in a-----
"Stop stop stop !! I don't want hear it anymore, so what am I doing here mister??" our MC shouted indignantly.
Handsome ROB : Hmm quite lively aren't you?? but FEAR NOT your senseless sacrifice will not be worth nothing, You have my recognition and you will be rebirth to another world with perks to accomplish your happiness and hidden desires. ke ke ke
I know you have quite dreams and wishes hidden in your heart and I 'The Pervert King' took pity on you to die while still a virgin. You can have 3 wishes to take but worry not, I will gift you a system that can help you in your journeys apart the wishes you will get 😏😏😏
"What ?? really ??" the young man's eyes shined brightly.
Handsome ROB : Yes, of course now say what you want as I'm running out of time I will have to attend a gathering in a few minutes.
MC : Th-then m-my wishes are .....
1. Arc of Embodiment - a magic that can create things out of nothing. (Mangaka Fanfic )
2. A Sacred Gear that can boost concepts.(CCG Fanfic)
3. An imperishable body with inexhaustable mana. (DXD Hard to Kill Fanfic)
Handsome ROB : hooh ... quite greedy aren't you, might as well make it for you as you're like me in some ways. Here take it along with the system, the system will start functioning after you take a body for your own. 'Then that's where the fun begins ~fufufu'
" Umm ano- , so where will I go now??" MC asked embarassedly
Raising one of his eyebrow the Handsome ROB said "Oh I forgot 🤔🤔hmm as you are an author yourself you can select the universe you want to be reincarnated into as I'm lazy to think about it"
"Th-then, I wish to be reborn as Takashi in HotD World 2 weeks before the zombie appears in the school or the real plot begins. Also make the people won't suspect me as a fake Takashi."
Sighing exasperatedly, the Handsome ROB said " Very Well, I'll make it for you ... but beware, don't abuse your powers too much as some other Gods might notice it 'Well, I don't want to lose my entertainment too early' Just make sure to take note of it. Now off you go !!"
A bright white flashed and swallowed our MC as the light disappeared towards a far away universe.
Handsome ROB : Well, it costed me ³/⁴ of my power but for the sake of my Entertainment it will be worth it. I'm sorry for killing you accidentally but now---well shit I'm going to be late I have to go now or else there's no women for me to sleep with this evening ahhh it's that kid's fault 😭😭!!
A portal appeared in front of the Handsome Man as he jumped into it taking him to the place of the said gathering. The place he disappeared from became ruined and slowly dissolving into nothingness.
