The First Movement - Introduction

"Hello! Is there someone here? Or some sort of living person?" Ling Shijian shouted and shouted. He wasn't aware of the fact he's being watched by the two gods.

"Hey Kali! Is this your choice!? Someone shouting and shouting like this without even asking the situation is shit!? You can just choose an assassin or a soldier from nowhere and you just chose this man!?" A man wearing a blue veil was cursing like mad.

"Hey Old Man! Did someone taught you how to shut your fucking mouth? I said random right? RANDOM! If someone like me just threw a lightning at a mortal, do you think you'll not die?" The girl named Kali said.

"Just activate the system then give it to him and revive him. That should be enough for him as compensation. Luckily his house didn't explode." Kali said.

"For this old man to see Kali's generous attitude without even experiencing it... sigh." The man in the blue veil thought.

"Hey Old Man! Not done yet!?"

"OK little girl. It's done and now, if you don't want him to see us, knock him out."

"Who's the little girl!?"

...

In Ling Shijian's mind, his narcissism, idiotic nonsense and his logic was conflicting with each other. He can see his own body but clearly he is in the middle of the darkness.

"Who the fuck's playing with me!"

"Did I die?"

"I think someone's doing something crazy on me?"

"Doing shit like this on me, Am i put inside a dog's anus!?"

"Hey Kali! Maybe you should knock him out now..." old Man in the blue veil complained.

"Agree, old man... *snap*" knocking out Ling Shijian, Kali agreed.