9 From Doctor to Patient ( Friendship: 1 )
"You want me to do what?" I say in shock and confusion.
Mao and I were in the dining area of my home sitting down and discussing what she had planned for me to do. "I want you to make friends with someone online," Mao said as she opened a can of soda and handed it over to me.
"Why someone online anyways?" I say as I grab the can of soda and take a sip.
"It's because it will be easier for you to talk to them, seeing how you don't have to talk to them in person and whatnot."
"Why do you want me to do this anyway?"
"Learning on how to socialize is a large stepping stone that we need to conquer if we want to make you an ordinary member of society." Mao then stood up from her chair and placed her plastic bag filled with groceries on the dining table, "I got you some food and snacks, don't finish them all in one day." Mao then walked up to the front door and opened it, "I'll check up on you in two days to see your progress." Mao then waved goodbye and smiled, "Remember not to get too attached to that person, you'll only regret it later." Mao then closed the front door and headed off.
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Well, this is pretty stupid, she does know that I could just lie to her and say that I've made a friend online...
4: 𝒫𝒶𝓉𝒾𝑒𝓃𝓉 𝒸𝒶𝓃𝓃𝑜𝓉 𝒶𝓃𝒹 𝓂𝓊𝓈𝓉𝓃'𝓉 𝓁𝒾𝑒 𝓉𝑜 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝒟𝑜𝒸𝓉𝑜𝓇.
Agh... never mind, I don't think I could do that to her.
"GOD F$%@KING DAMMIT!" I could hear a loud shout from a presumably young teenager coming from next door along with a loud crash sound which sounded as if something large had been dropped on the floor.
What the hell is his problem...
Welp, it's not any of my business so why should I really ca-
"THIS IS STUPID, JUST F*#$@KING STUPID!" He yells again.
I sigh and shake my head in disappointment, "It's gonna be one of those days huh..." I mutter to myself.
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So following Mao's orders I decided to go on my computer to try and find myself a way to connect to other people and find myself an online friend.
"AHHHHHHH! GOD DAMN IT!" Even after two hours I still would hear the occasional scream from the guy next door.
What the hell is he so mad about anyways...
Well disregarding that I've decided that I wouldn't want to find a friend on social media since I'd have to already know people in real life to meet new people on social media. So I've decided my best possible way for me to find a way an online friend would be through...
An MM-
"F!@#K YOU, F@#KING HELL! MAN, WHAT THE HELL IS THIS!?" The guy next door yelled as loud as he can.
An MMORP-
"AHHHHHHH, WHY IS THI-"
MMORPG-
"THIS IS BULLSH#$@T, BULLSH#!@#T!"
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An MMORP-
"LIKE COME ON MAN HOW IS THIS EVEN FAIR!?"
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An MMORPG!
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F$#king finally...
You're probably wondering what an MMORPG is!? Well, to be honest, no one would ask that question because literally 90% of the entire internet population knows what an MMORPG is...
BUT I WOULD LIKE TO EXPLAIN IT ANYWAY BECAUSE IT MAKES ME FEEL SMART!
An MMORPG is an online video game genre which is short for a massively multiplayer online role-playing game. In an MMORPG interacting with other players is a core part of the gameplay since you require help from other players to defeat powerful creatures such as large bosses and even sometimes other players. It is a perfect way for me to socialize, an entire community that acts and talks just like me, I'll fit right in. Plus, today couldn't be a better day since today is the release of a brand new free MMORPG on pc!
The MMORPG...
World of Fantasy Guilds and Soulscape Quests Worlds Story Galaxy Of The Old Rings War XIV Classic Online.
Or what most people call it,
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Okay hearing that out loud doesn't sound right, if I said that out loud it would sound as if I was choking or having a stroke... Anyways, I've already pre-downloaded the game since I was already set on playing the game before but by myself of course.
Alright, the go plan is to play the game, make a friend, then stop playing.
Steps:
1: Play the game
2: Make a friend
3: Stop playing
Right!
IT'S GO TIME!
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Goddammit, I'm addicted...
