2 1. Mission

Hello, this Car will entertain you again. Read this chapter carefully okay? It's fine for you to hate me, however I am trying hard to become famous in front of you, reader, so don't hate me so much alright? Otherwise my hellokity-engine will break.

Like I said before, my heartful wish is to become famous, so how to be famous?

The answer is to be remember in the heart of reader. Reader will remember you if you are too good, too bad, rare or simply you are everywhere.

Let's make an evaluation of me.

Q1: Am I too good to be remember?

A1: No, I am an ordinary car. I can't upgrade myself like transformer do.

Q2: Then, Am I too bad?

A2: Hm... I am simply do my job is it a bad thing? Even if I make an accident, rarely readers remember me for that.

Q3: So, Am I a rare one? Wait, forget this question, I am an ordinary car, who am I asking with? such ridiculous question.

Q4: Next, Am I everywhere?

A4: Yes! Ordinary will be everywhere!

Q5: So why I am not famous? Everyone remember the ordinary me but I am not famous? where is the logic?

A5: Maybe... because eventhough I am everywhere, I didn't do anything that worth remembered? they remembered me because I am ordinary?

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NOOO!

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I want to be famous for my amazingness! everytime the reader read novel, I want them to remember me!

like... "Car-san strikes again!"

Maybe... maybe.... If I... If I have mission similiar to Truck-san then....

Right! There it is! The method to be famous! Let's pray to Kami-sama to grant my wish!

Kami-sama give me mission! So that I can become famous as Truck-san!

That's my pray everytime, everywhere to Kami-sama.

Please please please 😢

"Ho ho, what a funny child. You want to become famous? Why don't I give you mission to be hero in another world?"

"NOOO!! Anything but thaattt!!"

"Hm.. but become hero makes you famous faster right?"

"My dignity as a car will be trampled!!"

*Sigh "What a troublesome child. Then, your mission will be.. same as Truck-san. How is that?"

"Wha?! Really? I can kill someone?"

"Dont forget "accidentally", silly child"

"Yesss! Thank you Kami-sama!!"

After I said that, Kami-sama dissapear. Wait, is someone I accidentally kill will be protagonist? Or must I find protagonist and acidentally kill him??

Why I just thought this?!

Noo!! Kami-sama don't go!!

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"Truck-saannn!!!"

Because Kami-sama didn't hear my pray again, I search Truck-san

"Where are you Truck-sannn!! If you didn't appear now, I won't loan you money anymoooreee!!"

In flash Truck-san appeared before me. So fast! With such body it can run faster than train! As expected of Truck-san! Your popularity shows no bounds!!

"Car-san, I will appear eventhough you didn't threat me like that"

"I call you but you didn't appear until I threat you"

*cough "So, what do you want for me?"

"Listen, listen. I got a new mission! Kami-sama give me the same mission as you. So, Oh Truck-sama who is so great that your popularity increase day by day, as your junior I wanna ask something"

"What is it?"

"When you accidentally kill someone, is there a specific criteria? The one you accidentally kill must be protagonist? Or someone who will become protagonist later on??"

"Hmm.. a difficult question. Very very difficult... you see, when I do my mission, I rely on my instinct. So.."

NANII??!!!

How can I rely on my instinct? My instinct always wrong!!

"NOO!! Is there another way? For beginner like me truck-sama??"

"Hmm.. maybe you can ask Bus-san?"

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