Chapter 16
" Yes, when you live with a hobo bitch you need to learn how to clean the house, cook, and wash the clothes, or you know... here comes the spanking."
When the words spanking came out of my mouth, the smile on Rumi's and Keiga's became a little forced, just by their expression I could understand they were angry.
" And after years cooking became a hobby of mine, I can say that I am quite skilled in it," I said with a small smile.
I turn back towards the fridge, I take out rice, green peas, ham, eggs, wine, oil, and green onion.
Next, I washed the rice three times, so to make it soft and easy to cook, I cut the onions and the ham, while I start cooking the rice and the peas.
After the peas are cooked and the rice is almost ready, I pick up the peas and the rice, put the peas on the side, and start cooking the eggs with the rice.
When the eggs are almost cooked, I put the ham, the peas, the onion, and a bit of wine altogether, and I start mixing.
When the thing is finally cooked, I turn off the fire and I put the food on three plates.
While walking towards the table I noticed a new quest I had gained, the goal was similar to the ones for Inko, but the reward this time is a random item box and a +2 in Dex.
" Could you help me set the table?"
They dash towards the kitchen and in less than 5 seconds the table was perfectly set, Rumi put only the bottle of water tough, most was done by Keiga's feathers.
I put the plates each in front of a chair and I sat on one of them waiting for the two girls to start eating.
By now they are salivating I must have done a great job, usually, when I cooked for Inko I only cooked with half of my skills, enough to make her happy, but not my max, this time I wanted to show off and cooked with my max skills.
They sat down at the table, said itadakimasu, took the chopsticks, and started to wolf down the rice.
When I saw them eating like that, I got filled with pride, so I also began eating with a smile, the smile was also caused by the three level-ups in cooking.
After 5 minutes we all finished eating, the two girls had a baby bump on their stomachs, seems like they ate more than they could. (DON'T YOU DARE MAKE A JOKE OF THIS, they simply ate too much, end of the story.)
While they rolled on the ground to get to the couch I got the reward from the quest and opened the random item box.
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You have gained a Zombie key.
Zombie key
Item Type: Dungeon
Effect: Opens a door to another world where everyone became a zombie, while inside times stop in the real world.
Uses: Infinite
Time limit: 5 hours
Lv range: 1-50
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My eyes began shining like gems, finally, the most important thing when you play an RPG game, the Dungeons.
The main source of items, skills, and levels.
I restained myself from immediately using it, waiting to use it while Keiga and Rumi were sleeping.
I get up from the table and start cleaning the plates.
"Let me help you," Keiga said.
Three of her father suddenly appeared on my side and began drying and washing all the plates I wasn't.
Thanks to their help we finished in less than 30 seconds.
After dinner, we watched the tv in silence for half an hour, and when the awkwardness got too high I excused myself.
" I'll go to my room... Which one is my room?"
" It's the last room on the right, sorry if it's too empty, I don't have a lot of visitors."
" Don't worry."
I head towards the room, and I one the door.
Inside apart from the bed and a wardrobe, there isn't a lot, but compared to my previous room, this is like heaven to me.
But I don't waste time looking around, and instead, I take out the dungeon key.
The key is made out of dark bones, and its head is a skull with glowing green eyes.
Not knowing how to use it I head towards the nearest door, I push the key inside and I turn it.
Suddenly like when I choose my first class, everything around me turned grey, meaning that time stopped.
The door opens by itself, and on the other side, an almost destroyed house could be seen.
Before going out, I put on my fighting attire, the skullcrusher gauntlet, and the mask.
I slowly walk through the door, my sixth sense warned me of incoming danger, but I don't know from where.
1 second later a slow grunt could be heard from above me.
I immediately take a side step barely evading a zombie from falling on me, and as soon as it fell to the ground I throw a punch with my right hand, to pierce his head.
*SPLAT
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You have killed an Lv.1 normal zombie, you gained +100 XP
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I remove the gauntlet from its head and I remove the notification from my face.
'Surely a warm welcome.'
Before I moved away though, I noticed that the body of the zombie began turning into dust, and in its place, 1.000 Yen and a tooth could be seen.
I took the 1000 Yen and barely touched the tooth, to see what the hell it was.
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Zombie Tooth
Item Type: Miscellaneous
Effect: Can be used both in the creation of potions and equipment.
Uses:1
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I sighed and decide to put the tooth in my inventory.
I start looking around the house, strangely the house where I currently am isn't the same in my previous world, this means that this is another world, and the location of certain structures isn't where they should be, maybe this isn't even Japanese.
I head towards the nearest window, and through it, I use my gauntlet to pierce the wall and launch myself to the roof.
When I reached it, I started looking around, and the first thought that came to my mind is.
'This world is fucked.'
I said while looking at the lower half of a plane piercing a skyscraper, the hordes of zombies walking as if they were one, and the 20 meters tall zombies walking around.