A God Appeared Wearing a Leather Jacket

January 2030 Fifty feet above the ground, a 'god' suddenly appeared out of nowhere. "I'll give you all the power you need to become gods." Wearing a white v-necked shirt, a leather jacket, and ripped jeans, his appearance made it hard for anyone to believe any word he spits. But the fact that he appeared out of nowhere, and now, floating as if standing on air is a natural thing makes it hard to believe he isn't a god of some sort. "Now, it's time for gods to fear their pawns." "I am Hagif, god of all, bestows upon humanity 'God's Gift: Arrows of Heaven'." He wore his sunglasses before raising his hand. As if on cue, a big ball of blinding light appeared. "Better put your sunglasses on, folks. This tiny thing is a little bright for human eyes." He grinned before adjusting his glasses. Tiny? Little Bright? This god is crazy.