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Sigh... Webnovel won't let me put noharem as a tag.
So Imma put it in here instead.
#Noharem #Transmigaration #Semi-OpMc #Enkidu #World-Travel #Multiversal-Company
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Mc's Pov
"So... you're a God?" I asked the Entity in front of me.
"Yes, but I would like it better if you refer to me as POG, as in Powerful Omnipotent Guy" The entity in front of me replied with an irritating smile.
"Sigh.."
"Come on, what's with that attitude dude, you are talking to me, the almighty POG!, and that's you're response."
"Hahhh, I mean what do you expect, several hours ago I'm commemorating my getting a job at SRCC, and then I died because of that reckless decision.
And now I'm here, an unknown place talking to an unknown person, who calls himself a
God/Pog. Sitting in an office that looks like I'm having a job interview" I ranted venting my frustration on this entity that refers to himself as 'POG' or whatever it is.
"Ya done, ranting bud," The entity inquired still smiling irritatingly.
"Sigh...Yeah, I'm sorry for my behavior, that was immature of me" Finally calming my nerves down, I bowed and apologized to the entity in front of me.
"Hmm Good, now listen. I'll explain what's going on here"
"Are you the one responsible for my death?"
"Dude, first of all, I said listen to me, so shut up, second of all, The heck asking a stranger to be behind your murder, do your parents teach you manners, I mean technically I did, but that's beside the point"
"So you DID kill me, the fuck! I swear I'm gonna... Sigh, why do I even bother, it's not like I can do anything to you." Hearing this fucker aka my murderer talking about my death nonchalantly with no hint of sympathy, heck I even sensed some sort of amusement pissed me off greatly, but upon further contemplation, I conclude that it was not worth it, how the fuck do I even hurt him anyway, and I still dont have the guts to kill this fuck. Tsk damn morals
"So wassup Satan, gonna drag me into hell and suffer eternal suffering, I don't particularly know whether I deserved it or not, I mean pretty sure I didn't murder someone and the most horrible thing I remembered doing was scamming a kid" I relaxed on the chair that I was sitting on and asked 'Satan' what's he gonna do to me, I mean I'm pretty sure 'Satan' won't kill somebody with no reason.
"Dude, I'm not Satan i'm a GOD, G O D, God"
"Pretty sure, God won't randomly kill someone for fun or whatever your motive is, and stop with the 'Dude' you sound like a kid"
"Hmph, dont judge me, Old man"
"Pretty sure I'm still 40 and stop calling me that I'm not your father. And quit acting like a kid and act like your Age 'Satan'"
"Ugh, well I'm still 19 years old so technically I'm still a teenager"
"Teenage Satan? that's weird do devils even acknowledge the concept of age" Hmmm, Satan is getting weirder and weirder, while I don't read the Bible that much, I'm pretty sure Satan is not 19, I'm still a good Christian after all.
"Ya know what. if you don't want to know what you're doing here, then I'm just gonna throw you off to a random world and see what happens"
"What do you mean "throwing you off to a random world," I thought you're sending me to hell. I mean It's not like I wanna go there anyway's but why bother?"
"D'ya remember getting accepted to a job"
"What's the connection with me dying and getting a job, don't tell me you're my boss"
"Well technically I'm not your boss, but I'm still your manager"
"Eh?"
"Yeah, SRCC is not your regular company intern, and prepare yo self, cause your gonna fight and kill Gods/Demons/Humans alike. Nyuhuhuhuh" My Manager God, informs me with a wide smile, and a laugh that'll wet and traumatize children.
"What! can I resign then" Terrified by this revelation I plead to this devil. Not only that I don't have enough power to kill gods and demons alike, but I also can't even fathom killing a pig.
"Sorry intern but no, don't worry about the power tho, we have gacha for that. And about you killing stuff don't worry about that, it's not like we're gonna give you a mission to massacre gods right away. You're still a greenhorn, after all, we're gonna start with monsters and then work yourself up to a [GodSlayer]." the devil mercilessly crushed my hope of leaving and then further provided more information about my Job.
"A-... never mind" Giving upon leaving this accursed company, I just gave in and follow orders. It's not like I'm not used to not getting the stuff I wanted anyway. prolonging our argument would just waste our time, and maybe anger the devil in front of me, which I can not afford as he is at least providing me with information.
"You do know I can read minds" The devils deadpanned at me
"Well, Ummmmm... A-" not knowing how to respond I stare at him awkwardly, then 10 seconds passed as I tried apologizing but before could he interrupt me.
"Yea don't bother apologizing, I already know, perks of omnipotence y'know"
"Then why bother? starting a-"
"It's complicated, technically I am omnipotent, technically I'm not?? eh, it's confusing really. Heck calling it [Omnipotence] doesn't even fit well, but it is."
"..."
"Nyehehehehe"
"Sigh... let's.. just be done with it"
"Yes! Gacha, but first of all, here's our uniform, your still or employee after all" The de- POG then pulled a fancy suit out of thin air and gave it to me.
Upon physical contact with the suit, it magically? disappeared in white motes of light.
"So-"
"Don't worry it didn't disappear, if you want to try it just imagine the suit already on your body."
Doing exactly what he told, white motes of light suddenly appeared and then surrounds my body.
As the light disappeared, I look down to inspect my only to find that I wore the very same suit.
"A-"
"It grants you [Charm Immunity] [Mind Control Immunity] [Minor Magic Ressistance] and [Self-Mending]. Nyuhuhuhu, we treat our employees extremely well after all. Plus we wouldn't want our Employees to be controlled by a Madlad and Slut of course."
"Who's th-"
"And here's the [Gacha] wheel! Just pull the lever and let the Wheel do everything else, And before you ask no my [Omnipotnce] can't predict [Gacha]. So good luck."
Watching him pulling another thing out of nowhere no longer faze me, perhaps I'm too old for this shit.
Standing up, and then walking towards the Wheel, I prepared myself although I barely know what [Gacha] is, perhaps due to my age. I think it has some resemblance to gambling. Already standing in front of the lever, I breathe heavily and pulled it.
Kaching* Kaching* Kaching*
Immediately my ears were assaulted with loud sounds. Damn machinery you're making me deaf.
Eventually, the wheel stopped spinning and landed on a word, the-
"Damn!!! Old man ya got [Age Of Babylon], lucky son of a bitch. When I was still an intern what I got was Esdeath's [Demon Extract]. I have to work hard to become this strong y'know."
"Age of Babylon? sounds familiar... hmmm"
"Of course, it's from your favorite anime Fate Series"
"You Mean that Japanese Cart-"
"Fuck you Old man!! don't you dare sully the sacred word with THAT WORD"
Jeez, teenagers, this day's needs to relax. Honestly
"Hmph! Pull the lever once again, it will decide the Body that will serve as your vessel"
"Hu-"
"Don't worry about it, infidel, nothing dangerous, for example, I got Dxd's Phenex Clans Physique, Honestly I don't even know whether I got lucky it unlucky with that one, my [Demon Extract] contradicts my physique after all."
"Heya Kiddo, I got Enkidu" While he was busy ranting I already pulled the lever, after all, he will just notice after all he has [Omnipotence] or whatever."
"Bruh...Ye lucky son of a gun so you got Enkidu's Noble Phantasm and his/her Physique. Hah congrats you are now Faker (Enkidu). Better hide from Gilgamesh Nyuhuhuhu."
"Eh? So-" But before I could reply. The world suddenly blacks out.
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POG's POV
"Nyuhuhuhu, Good luck on Danmachi Old Coot. But don't worry we have another personnel in there to guide you.
Good on your First Job~~
Intern,
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Author's Thought's
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My First Fic will be on Hiatus so don't expect update's on that fic, still not dropped tho.
And don't expect Daily Updates on this fic too, after all, I'm super busy with school work.
GoodBye~
-Merlin_Best_Girl
