3 Chapter 3
The next morning, I got up to stretch my body and washed my face on the pond.
Hmm? I seems that the craving is weaker... Did I develop an immunity? well isn't that nice.
Now it feels just like I can keep my inner thoughts in check whilst hiding a stiffy below the belt. ( Boner )
Anyway, I once again was about to head outside when suddenly.
CRACKLE! CRACKLE!
Woosh! Woosh!
Ruste! Rustle!
The outside world was in a midst of a storm.
The winds were so strong that the trees felt like they were being pulled off. The grasses swayed crazily below the trees.
The sky was filled with dark clouds that lit up by lightning every now and then.
Damn, so much for my second day huh?
With nothing to do, I decided to experiment on what I can do with my body, familiarizing more about it.
I started running around and jumping crystal from crystals.
Running... Sprinting... and then... Jump!
Backflip!
Wait a second.. Backflip?
I couldn't even do that in my past life, how would I be able to do that here?!
With a mistake, I was spinning on the air.
Crash!
Ugh...
It seems that Im quite agile and fast huh? not to mention, I can jump twice as fast and high than a cat.
This is kinda fun...
Although the two tails are still tripping me off from time to time, It won't be long before I get used to it.
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5 Hours Later
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And so... ha... I... I... Im now lying on the ground wasted...
I got a little excited and continued testing that this body can do.
Although embarrassing to say, I also tried to use my tails the way K*neki did with his but it turns out it doesn't work the same.
If I were to attack, all I could do is swipe the enemy with it.
I tested out a few other things as well, such as my claw attacks and paw punch.
Although it does sounds very cringe-worthy, I have no idea what else to call it and it's not like anyone is around here to call me out anyway.
Hmm..
Come to think of it.. Can I talk?
Although I have made a few sounds with my mouth before, I haven't really tried to speak.
Please, please, please, please don't let it sound like what I think it sounds like.
"Awoo..."
NOOOOOOO!
Well not really, I just sounded like a cute little puppy.
It's okay, it isn't exactly that bad.
"Awo?"
Who am I kidding.. It is bad!
Although, yes cute, but no! Im a human for heaven's sake!
Sigh... Slowly, my fatigue got better of me and my fell asleep.
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[ Well aren't you a feisty little fox?~ ]
This voice...
[ That's right human! It is I, your benevolent God is here to explain some things to you. ]
You bastard... WHERE ARE YOU?! HOW COULD PULL OFF A PRANK ON ME HUH?!
[ Now, now human. It's been done, no need to linger over it. ]
"It's been, done? No need to linger over it? Well you can linger over my ass if you want to! What kind of a sick joke is this you fatass cat?!"
[ WHAT DID YOU SAY HUMAN?! ]
"I SAID-"
Suddenly, a force zipped my mouth shut.
[ Nevermind, I'm not interested anyways, Now then- ]
Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat, Fat cat.
[ Shut up, you little heathen! ]
What a dumbass, what's the use of shutting my mouth if you can read my thoughts?
[ Irk! Y- y- you... ]
The cat gos then closed his eyes and took a deep breath.
[ Anyway, There are things I need to explain to you.
First is Levels and Exp. Being A human, you probably already know how this works. Just like a game, you receive exp from killing other monsters.
Keep in mind though, even if you are leveled up or more powerful, It is still a different matter on wether you can skillfully use your body to it's full potential in actual battles.
Although it seems that there's no need to worry for that since you just exhausted yourself to sleep.
Second, is skills and evolution. ]
Evolution?
[ That's right, as you level up, you evolve and unlock new skills. Now isn't that interesting?
Keep in mind though, after you leveled up, it can either be different from your current body or become something completely new.
So yes, that means- ]
"I can become human again!"
Oh? I can talk now.
[ Yes, mortal. As long as you set a level and becoming powerful enough as the Demon Lord, you can evolve into a human! ]
"Really?! So then- What's the Demon King's level at?"
The Cat God smirked as if he thought what I just said is funny.
[ About above 100's? Just so you know, he'll keep growing and leveling up himself as he prepares his world conquest. ]
"I see... It doesn't seem that hard. I guess I'll just have to grind myself to death."
I must becoming human again, no matter what.
[ Mhmm.. alrighty then mortal. Anyway, aside from that, there's also the titles and blessings ]
What are they?
[ Titles are the things you receive when creatures acknowledge you wholeheartedly. They also grant some bonus effects, so they might come in handy. The Blessings on the other hand, is a bonus effect granted by Gods unto certain creatures. ]
"What do you mean?"
[ Remember how I said I was a God? Well, naturally there are others as well. ]
Well obviously. If you were the only God then all existence would've been erased a long time ago.
[ You- Ehem. Sometimes, the other Gods grant their blessings to creatures they are fond with. However, it isn't as easy as you think.
Gods have an incredibly high ego and have little interest in mortal's affairs. So getting a God to bless you or someone is incredibly hard. ]
"I see.... "
[ Now then, that'll it be for now. The storm will disappear once Im gone so, do your best little fox! ]
" Wait, couldn't you have told me this before I got into this world? You didn't have to cause such a huge mess on the forest you know?"
Don't tell me... You forgot?
[ Wha- who do you think I am mortal?! I'm your almighty God! I am- ]
He suddenly disappeared as if a call was cut off or disconnected.
100'ish huh? Not too bad... I'll cause a massacre.. hehehe...
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The next morning, I woke up to see the beautiful sunshine and calm forest.
Having washed my face, I set outside as I could hear the nature's song.
Bird's chirping and cricket's continuous singing, it was all too nice.
Drip!
A water dropped from a leaf that cause me to look above.
I took a deep breath of the nature's pure air.
Isn't this nice...
Rustle! Rustle!
Oh here it is! my first prey!
It was a...
Slither... Slither....
Oh no.. It can't be...
A snake's head came out of the bush. It had a colour dark brown and hat a flat head.
Phew! Thank goodness it wasn't the-
Suddenly, the brown snake launched at me with opened mouth, showing of it's two fangs.
Oh shit!
Immediately, I dodged to the left but I was still a little bit late so I had a cut on my right thigh.
Damn it hurts!
I wasn't even given a time to think as it was already coming at me from behind.
I jumped inorder to dodge and tried to do a flip in order to hit it's head with my tail.
Rich imagination, poor execution. I missed my attack ands landed right beside it.
FUCK!
Damn it!
I ran away without a second thought as I felt my right thigh becoming numb.
No way, was it poisonous?!
Damn it! I couldn't smell well since the newly watered forest messed up my smelling abilities.
As I ran away, My right leg was slowly becoming slower and slower until It couldn't move anymore.
Fucking hell!
Although I was faster than the snake and put quite a distance between us, It'll take it no time at all to catch up to me when Im at this state.
Damn it...
I was almost at the cave, I'll figure something out in there!
I desperately crawled my way inside since the paralyzing effect now affects my whole entire lower body.
Almost there!
I was on the cave's entrance and then suddenly-
Rustle! Rustle!
I looked back and it was here!
Fuck!
I pathetically crawled my way inside as I crawled for dear life.
Slither... Slither....
Almost there... The pond!
The pond was within my grasps but then I felt it's two fangs digging on my right butt cheek.
SON OF A BITCH!
Ignoring the pain, I pushed myself inside the pond, with the snake attached to my right ass cheek.
Splash!
Both of us were now inside the pond.
The snake started to circle around me and then tightened as hard as it could.
It still hasn't give up?!
It costed me to lose my breath and suffocate completely.
Water painfully entered my lungs and I was about to lose my consciousness.
When all of the sudden-
[ Congdatulations! You have met the conditions! Would you like to evolve into a < Mana Fox > Y/N. ]
Wha? whats.. thi-....
