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With tall buildings surround this street I walk on, it sometimes reminds me how small I really am. My name is Satoshi Haruki, 28-years old adult and I currently work as a normal employee in an advertising company. I am fairly tall but skinny, pale skin but small eyes. Not good-looking, just average. I'm introverted, have no friends and no particular hobbies. If you ask what I do in my free time then it would be. Beep! "Oh?" I took my phone out and opened 4ch*n. Here it is again. I smirked as I readied my fingers. [ To all the furries out there, Please stop making furriness like it's religion alright? Like, we get it okay? You like screwing rabbits, that's fine, You talk like a retarded cringe-lord with all the uwu shit you do, so what? "We have our rights! and we can like whatever we like!" Yeah, and I can say whatever the fuck I can. All I ask of you people is to leave us (normal) people alone! You don't have to post an artwork about your fetish every fucking minute just to tell us how great furries are, alright? ] This is what I do in my free time, making hate posts about furries. Why? Because one, I despise them, two imagine humping a cat and third, imagine getting humped on by a dog. Basically, An incel got derived of all human relationships that he developed a fetish on animals, and thus- The furries are born. "It's okay to have a hobby of liking anthromorphic animals just like every other hobbies out there." Then you ask me why the hell do I hate you people? YOU treat FURRY like it's religion! Furry is a fetish, and then shove it to my face that you like fucking or getting fucked by an emasculated man-dog with thick abbs is nice. Not only that, you took it one step further! Not only are you proud to fuck anthromorphic animals, you also dress-up to become one? Jesus, not that I'm saying I am one, but you don't see people with foot fetish going on y*utube wearing a foot mask nor do you see them going to a convention wearing giant foot suits. Sigh... What's humanity come to? "God, it's not that Im complaining, well no actually, I am complaining. What the fuck has humanity become? Inequality, sexism, racism, sex with animals, sexualizing children, masturbating to SCAT, Eye-hole fuck, Tentacle Play, and- Nevermind, too fucking many. God, If you really are there, please fix this shit up." ... Heh. As if he'll really answer anyway. With a sigh, I continue my way as I crossed the road. HONK! HONK! Hm? "GET OUT OF THE WAY! GET OUT OF THE-" THUD! It all happened too fast. The next I knew was I was lying on the cold ground. I couldn't move anything. What happened? Did I seriously just got run over by a car?! W-what the hell?! It was beginning harder to breathe and my vision was starting to become darker and darker. No, no. This can't be happening. I can't die like this! I can't- Darkness took over my vision as my I lost my consciousness. - GASP! "Haa.. Haa.. Haa..." My body felt alive again as oxygen entered my lungs. I- Im alive? [ No you're not. ] What? It was then I realize that my body wasn't in any pain at all, and that Im in a completely different place. Everything was bright and aesthetic, peach coloured clouds were everywhere as if it was the ground. Including the ground Im currently on was a cloud. It feels like cushioned cotton candy? Weird. [ As expected, very rude. ] What? Wait a second, Who said that? I took a look around and that was only then did I notice the speaker. It was... oh no.. [ What do you mean "oh no.." Hm? ] It was.. a.. Human-sized fat cat wearing white glowing robes. I-is this actually real? [ Yes you heathen, I am real. Now stand in awe before your God! ] Did this cat just called himself a God? [ Irk! Why you little- ] "Hang on a sec, I haven't been actually speaking this whole entire time, did I?" [ Of all the things, this is what got your attention? ] Well maybe, aside from the weird place and a self-proclaimed god talking cat. [ What do you mean- I AM A GOD! ] "So you are reading my mind." The cat looked irritated as his eyes begin to twitch. [ Well obviously, I can, since I'm- ] "I'm guessing this isn't heaven, right? Cause if heaven is really filled with people like you, then throw me to Hell instead." I'd honestly just rather burn in eternal agony than live with anthromorphic animals. [ You really are a self-conceited prick aren't you? Well no matter, I've dealt with far worse mortals in the past before ] " No way.. You're seriously a God? then why is your appearance like that? " [ Because why wouldn't it- Nevermind. Why do I need tell you this. We've gone too far off the topic.] "Topic? What do you mean?" [ First of all, congratulations human! Out of all billions of people on earth, you have been picked as the reincarnator to be sent to another world! ] "I see..." [ Is that it? You could be little bothered by the fact that you're dead and the part that comes after that, you know? ] Honestly, I'm still bothered by the fact that a god is a talking fat cat. [ Wha- how dare you say that about my heavenly appearance?! ] " What do you mean? I didn't say nothin~" [ ... ] "Oh wait, I forgot you read minds... Sorry." [ There's no point in doing this. Moving on- ] He just changed the subject. [ MOVING ON, You mortal, Satoshi Haruki, is selected to be reincarnated to another world and support the that will defeat the demon lord. ] "Uhuh.." [ ... ] "Wait, seriously?" The cat god looked at me with tired eyes. No way. You've got to be kidding. [ Do I look like Im joking? ] "No, no, It's just that the plot was so cliche that I thought it was a joke." [ C-cliche? Unbelievable, here I send you to help the Hero to prevent a world catastrophic event and you thought it was a joke? ] "No- no, I'm sorry." [ Hmph... As long as you get it. ] He really isn't joking, is he. [ No, I am not. ] "...." [ Now with that out of the way- ] Thank God he doesn't talk with 'nyah~' or 'uwu'. [ What do you mean, mortal? ] "It's nothing, I'm just glad you don't act like an actual cat." [ What's wrong with being- Oh wait a second, I forgot, you hated animal lovers, didn't you? ] "If you mean people with animal fetishes then yes." [ What's wrong with mating with animals? ] "WHAT DO YOU- Is that even a question?!" [ I don't see how it's wrong since objectively speaking, both kinds are creatures and humans are animals. ] "IS THAT SO? You just literally asked why we shouldn't have sex with animals, Oh my-" "Well let's see, for one, being born of an intellectual race, why would we commit sexual acts on those that are livestocks or pets?" [ But both are still- ] " AND SECOND, It is morally wrong! since the beginning of time, species were born to reproduce with the same species. Even if, by chance a hybrid was created, it is forced by natural selection." "That's why creatures were born with two genders right? and even if they weren't, they're asexuals, being able to reproduce by themselves." [ I see your point, but that isn't an excuse to verbally abuse my believers now, is it? They were just people who's taken a hobby into liking animals. ] "B-believers?! Believers?! I can't- I'm done. I'm so done. Actually screw you and your people." [ W-what did you say mortal?! Did you just-] "HECK YEAH, I DID! You know what? just get this all over with already." [ Hmph. We'll see each other again, mortal. Just you wait. ] I pulled out my middle finger at him. "I'd rather spend my time in Hell." My body slowly started to disintegrate and my mind was slowly fading away. Once again, darkness shrouded my vision and my consciousness slipped away. - The Cat God was left in that place. [ What was that gesture that human did? Was it a gesture for departure? Humans sure are getting weirder and weirded throughout the ages. Hmmm... But the way he used it was as if he was insulting me. ] Well.. no matter. I've done my job. Slowly, a smirk crept up on the cat god's face. [ I wonder how he'll like the gift I sent him... ]

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