1 Chapter 1 - Can't I be allowed to kill myself in peace?!

Inside an apartment a man with an average look, normal height and slightly physically fit body lay on a half worn out single bed. staring towards the ceiling like a fool, he started giggling, then crying, and then wheezing, then crying and laughing at the same time. Oh God this guy must be crazy! oh sorry let's get back to the story.

'why am I back? I tried pinching myself trying to verify if this was just a dream, so why?! why am I not dreaming! goddamit!'

holding a little fruit knife, the man tried stabbing his heart, yep he tried only to no avail.

when the knife stabbed his chest, as soon as the knife and his chest made contact it created a spark, a thin film like light protected his body from harming himself.

oh my god! a suicidal protagonist?! what the hell?! what am I writing?!

as soon as the knife left his hands he heard a bell like sound.

<Ding!>

[Systems Warning: the host has tried to harm himself, this is a warning, if you try to kill yourself again the system will have to give punishment, or the system will kill the host and revive him again. As a punishment, the system will give a little taste of "wanting death only to be tortured and wished for death" punishment will now commence.]

an electric shock run throughout his body as he convulsed nonstop, he tried screaming but no sound came out, the shock tortured him, he wished he could pass out but the shock made him not faint, the shock stimulated his senses making him more sensitive thus making him feel like the torture lasted for an eternity.

after being continuously given the shock treatment for an hour, the shock receded back like a tide. Sweat covered his whole body, while he was still in pain he cursed, 'dammit! what the F was that?! did I not returned?! am I in hell?! what was that sound?!'

<Ding!>

[System: dear host, no this is not hell, you have returned back in time, but if you still try to kill yourself I will make you feel hell, no I will make you feel that you will wish that you were in hell.]

shocked and confused (pfft!! literally shocked though) the man looked at the semi transparent light that contained texts.

'w-what are you?!'

<Ding!>

[System: replying to host, I am your multi-purpose all in one, unique and lovable system that will guide you to become the most powerful being.]

'more like a narcissistic sadist system.'

<Ding!>

[System: dear host, can you repeat that again? I guess host needs to get a punishment again.]

'n-no! no more! what I mean is, you're the most awesome system! can you please stop your notification sound?'

[System: replying to host, deactivating notification sound, are there any other request?]

'can you tell me why I'm brought back in time and why do I have you?'

[System: yes host, you were brought back by the overseer, or what you humans call god, in order to prevent the downfall of planet no. 3578 also known as Earth, you were brought back in time to save the world, or you may also don't, I was given to you by the overseer, to guide you and make you stronger.]

I was brought back 10 years back in time, what can I do? I'm just average, I don't have any skill or talent, I'm just like cockroach, a pest to humanity.

the world held on for 10 years after the 1st cataclysm, the world ender just after the 4th, I was the last of humanity, I just hid and hid in order to live but that fucker brought me back, I wanted to die, I wanted to end it all, so why me?

[System: initiating daily mission - 10 kilometer run, 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, 100 squats and a 1 minute planking. Upon completion;

reward: 1 random gift box

failing quest may lead to punishment.

punishment: removing the ability to procreate.]

'dammit! what a harsh punishment! I better get going or the little guy goes bye bye!'

putting on his sweatpants and sweatshirt he got out of his apartment and started doing his daily missions like crazy.

day by day for 1 month you can see a man doing high intensity exercises, he didn't care about anything, he just doesn't want to lose his little brother.

"hey! Dante! looking good man keep it up and them ladies will come running to ya!!" a man in his thirties shouted.

Dante looked and wave at him 'dammit I'm doing because little bro will go bye bye and the ladies may not come if I don't!'

'show status!'

[name: Dante Augusta Lvl. 1

race: human

age: 21

job: Suicidal Neet (a worthless piece of trash)

Hp: 100/100

Mp: 100/100

Str: 10

Agi: 10

Int: 10

Wis: 8 (cannot add stat points)

Luk: 9 (cannot add stat points)

skills:

talent:

daily mission: Done.

items: random gift box - 30x]

'system, open all the gift box'

[System: opening all the gift boxes]

<Received: piece of paper - x10>

<Received: minor health potion - x5>

<Received: a piece of stone>

<Received: talent - I die you die>

<Received: skill book - identify >

<Received: skill book -basic hand to hand combat>

'hot damn! what happened to the gift boxes? did it just exploded?!'

[System: replying to host, due to the accumulation of random gift boxes the system combined some of the gift boxes to give host some skills and talent in order to make you stronger]

'got it, show me the skill <Identify> and <basic hand to hand combat>'

[<Identify> : what do you think? you can Identify things with this badboy!]

[<basic hand to hand combat> : perfected by the ancients, the most basic of basics! lethal ain't gonna do justice! foundations first!]

'what the hell?! what kind of descriptions are those?! calm down, calm down, fine whatever, system show me the description to <I die you die>]

[<I die you die> : .... ]

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