163 Emo burrito fluff

...I envy them they have s'mores and marshmallows I mean sure they're cooking em over burning trash but I want sweeeets

*I pouted in frustration*

Even my little buddy's outside eating their dropped marshmallows lucky boy

*angry little grr*

Come to think of it I didn't see Vergil wander out the door I mean we only have one exit unless your counting the windows or that one time a nice scary Asian kid busted the wall in the kitchen so me and Nero could high tail it to safety... Vergil seems to classy to jump out a window but if he did I'm sure he'll take care of it.

"I guess I fixed v a little to good cuz all the furr baby's are outside with him..."

*whines*

Previously I had done the following cuz I wasn't sure what to do with my nice emo familer? Baby? -.- well he didn't come outta my whom but he did agree to spend time with me...but doing so he ended up swearing me his loyalty and protection I just wanted to literally be with him once in a while so I wouldn't be forgotten about but aye added bonus

*few minutes ago*

"...v you ok?"

*nero from outside*

"FUCK YEAH MARSHMALLOWS hobo party!"

*lily sinkers...but then realized she can't get near that smoke cuz she'll puke and pouts*

(I can make microwave s'mores...-.- not the same homie better give me some...)

*v be laying on his pretty face now cuz he rolled over*

"Okidoki..."

*quietly walked away*

*came back and rolled him up in a black blanket*

Yes I did struggle with him cuz I'm currently a weak normal wifefu strength...

"...lily did you hurt yourself"

"Nah.."

*pants*

"...your name suits you to well when your like this"

"Whatchu mean?"

*tired pants*

"Nothin"

(Means she's weak and fragile while still being a pure bean)

"I'm not done yet with your sad lil emo burrito face"

*just dead wait existential crisis burrito letting whatever happen to him*

*lily drags his sorry burrito self to the couch with the help of them furr babys*

"Shakespeare you coulda got up"

"You don't know my mental pain"

"...lazy drama queen"

*doesn't get it cuz he's all choas*

"Fluffier butt kiss the sad away, no small fluffy butt big boy help me reach stuff...my step stolls gone I think it got destroyed in the fights earlier"

"Hahaaa your the diffention of a shorty!"

"Flock you feather face...I prefer petite mlif"

*angerly flips Griffin off while pouting*

"...I really can't think of a comeback for that it was cringy yet cute I don't get it"

V is now being smothered with puppy kisses while lily and shadow go to the kitchen to make v hot cocoa and cookies with ice cream.

Feeding the burrito didn't work. Kisses from fluffers didn't work...

*smooches emo burrito and gives him hugs*

Note she kissed his cheek and started hugging him because she was trying to chase the sad away. Cinnabun didn't make out with burrito.

V is overwhelmed by all the pure crap. At this point he thinks his existential crisis accidentally transported him into a state of nirvana he's confused.

Lily thinks the cuddles and cheek kiss weren't effective.

"...can I serenade you in a morbid fashion?"

"Hoe do it"

"Shit sleep lacka motivati-"

"If you finish that Ima get killed so don't but I do appreciate them memes. On that note Ima floor nap."

"Need me to help by calling a stripper and having them blow shit up with you?"

"Aren't you a hitman why a stripper?"

"I'm anime antichrist idk I thought it sounded like a good time"

"V can we keep her?"

"Son if anyone's the alpha it's her we're broke and hobos"

"Ima call yo-"

"I will pluck your feathers one by one if you say something sexist"

"...dam"

and now the present

-.-ll cerbby you want me to make you a pupper cup o sugar cuz I'm gonna stuff my face with fluff it ain't the same but fuck it.

Arnn

*pupper nods and trots behind her for basically diabetic cocktail in a cup*