2 Suffering From Success

As a 4 year old it wasn't uncommon for kids to hold up small conversations. However I was a different story, I took advantage of my intellect and deep voice to make everyone see me as a prodigy among prodigy's.

I spent 2 years at the Library looking for jutsu that I felt could be used in tandem with my resourcefulness. Of course to be able to do this I needed to find out my chakra Natures. 

So I went and bought a paper and forced my chakra through it to reveal something rather odd. "3! I have 3 chakra natures!" 

Let's just say that I was rather excited about this development. 

Over the course of those 2 years, I had utilized Chakra Cultivation to expand my chakra reserves to the levels of a tailed beast. It may only be the 1 tails level, but that is still rather impressive. It did get annoying seeing Naruto though.

The kid complained about a bad life, yet he really had no idea what bad was. So in my past life I grew to hate Naruto, he caused almost as much of a sour taste in my mouth as that dog shit I died too. 

I may have only learned 4 Jutsu in those 2 years, but that was due to me wanting to perfect them and test my theory, and who better to test then out on then some Bullies? 

I saw Hinata being bullied as I expected and decided to attack, I already had fighting experience in my past life...in fact I was known for being rather ruthless and never staying down, but even so I wasn't contempt. In fact I spent many hours a day training scrolls from the library on Taijutsu styles. 

I ran up from behind and kicked the back part of the knee to the tallest boy; he fell to his knees, and his head turned to see what had hit him. However I threw an uppercut then stomped on his head leaving him unconscious. 

The other two came at me, one throwing a punch and the other going in for a tackle. "I'm gonna have to be hit by one, Fuck It Bring It On!" I kneed the guy attempting to tackle me, then I received the blow from the other. "Shit this body isn't as durable as I expected". Luckily I did varsity wrestling as a freshman in Highschool, so as the boy came to continue punching I just swept pinned his legs inward and threw him to his back. "This is why you want a wide base when grappling". 

I had done it and was rather proud. That tinge of excitement from fighting was back. 

I looked over towards Hinata and just gave her a few words of wisdom "They prey upon you not because you are physically weak, no in fact they only partake in such games because your emotions are easily breached. I may have saved you this time, but no one knows if I will be there to stop the next." I attempted to walk away after that feeling rather badass. 

That was until I got too caught up in my thinking and slipped and fell cracking my head. I woke up in the infirmary to a nurse checking on me. "What happened?" She sighed "it seems you slipped on some dog faeces" 

"Oi what the fuck, dog shit again!? I swear it's like they are just landmines waiting for me to accidentally end my own life" 

I got out of the infirmary with only a few stitches and was on my way back to my apartment when…. BLAM!BOOM!BANG!

Those kids that I had beaten up were once again in shambles, however this time it was Hinata not me. 

"Oi that was really impressive, I bet you'd beat me in a fist fight easily" Hinata blushed, "I-I can teach you if you'd like"

I clearly said "sure, I'd be down" 

She decided to bring me to the Hyuga complex,which I will say was way bigger than I imagined. I kept getting weird looks though, "it's probably because I'm an outsider" I had thought to myself. 

We came to a stop at Hinata's training room door, she slowly opened it only to be greeted by a yell of "Hinata Your Late!" 

"Oh and who is this outside with you? You know we don't allow friends in this compound." I could tell Hinata was scared shitless, so I just used my balls and spoke. 

"Oi ye fucking Twat, I think its rather disrespectful to talk down to me in such a demeaning manner" the man jumped back. "WHAT THE FUCK!? YOUR VOICE IS DEEPER THAN MINE!" 

"Well it's because my balls have already dropped, unlike someones" I had replied glaring at him. Now I knew who this was, but you see I had a major issue with authority in my past life...which seems to have followed me into this one. 

"Fine you brat, as Hinata's father I bet that you won't be able to hit me once in a fight, if you do I will train you. If you don't then you will leave this compound straight away. 

"Sheeee cuh, but I'd prefer it outside." 

He obliged and we suddenly found ourselves in the training field boxing it up. 

I rushed forward only to be dodged and taunted, but what he didn't expect was as I was chasing him recklessly it was only for show. I was secretly using hand signless jutsu. And yes it is plausible, hand signs just strengthen the jutsu and make it usable...that's one of the main reasons it took me 2 years to only master 4 jutsu, because I was working on them happening by myself not using my hand signs. 

"Well I'm growing rather bored," he said as he rushed towards me. I had jumped back as he shouted "that won't be enough to escape me" however he suddenly fell into sinkholes I had made by grinding up dirt with the jutsu. I snapped my fingers and a lightning spark sprouted from my hand and hit Hiashi "Every place I stepped I was making a trap and you fell for it". 

I won the battle but more importantly won Hiashi's respect. So I began my 2 hour training with them everyday, and also FINALLY GOT MY FIRST BONER! "Finally my dick won't be so small, I will have to eat alot of watermelon and sleep naked to make sure it grows decently".