Forbidden Lore: History Of Systems

Thousands of years ago, there only existed one system. It's user was Aku Mazoku. A name that struck fear into many, as his feats spread far and wide in the multiverse.

From a weak boy, to the strongest being to exist. He possessed the First System. A God-Like sentient system created from the void.

As he journeyed through the multiverse, his travels were rather rough from time to time. But he managed to pave through.

<Are you sure you want to do this?> A blank voice spoke out from within a large house, as a boy hummed.

"It'll be fine, atleast I think. I've studied the arts of Systoligy. If things go wrong, half the universe might explode.... But that's not important." Aku waved his hand around, as magic particles floated around.

<You made Systoligy up on the spot.>

"Because it didn't exist yet. Since I'm supposed to be All-Knowing, I had to make it."

<Yet there are still alot of things you don't know>

"Hey, don't give me that! I've took to much time trying to figure out all of the Fnaf lore. I've just decided to take a small break... Which is why were making a system." Aku yelled out in small joy, clasping his hands together.

*Weird magic noises*

The magic particles merged together, as a huge amount of pressure descended onto the room. The ground crumbled, the windows shattered, and every object within the room was flattened.

Aku gave a small grunt, as he flexed his arms.

<You need to close off the pressure!>

"I know Captain Obvious!" Slowly, the pressure started to disperse, before finally a small black box remained.

<....It's alot weaker than me.... But it's definitely a system>

Aku gaze at it for a couple moments before letting out a laugh. "HAHAHAHAH..... Eh, time to throw you in a box and make more!"

(Large Timeskip)

'So here I am. Face to face with the person who made my life a living hell...' Ren (Not this one) stared into the eyes of Aku Mazoku, who had a smile on his face.

Many thoughts ran through Ren's mind, as he slowly spoke out.

"Fuck you."

"A reasonable reaction. Counter attack: Fuck you too"

Ren closed his eyes and took a deep breath. He wanted to punch this guy. Badly. "Why did you bring me here."

Aku shrugged. "I don't fucking know. Maybe it's because I haven't seen a person in over 2 billion years and want someone to talk to, other than a cold emotionless voice that shit talks me every second... Or maybe I'm just bored." Saying that, he waved his hand around and 2 soda's appeared. "Soda?"

"...Sure."

(Even Larger Timeskip)

"WOOOOOOO! YEAH BABY, THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR!" Screaming at the top of his lungs, Rei (This Rei), stared down at Earth.

It may have taken him over 20 thousand years, but he has finally become a God.

[I'm soooooo proud of you... Please go back to being dead now]

"1. No. 2. Fuck you. 3. Who's that."

"Hi. I could be called the guy who made you who you are today. If I didn't make Claire, you probably wouldn't be here." Aku smiled cheekily at Rei(WHY DO I NAME ALL MY CHARACTERS REI!!!!).

"......Are you my father-in-law then?"

"Bruh."

(End)

So two guy's name Rei and a guy named Aku, walk into a bar... The bar get's destroyed and everybody else there became a chicken... Don't be in a bar with them.

This chapter was a mini thing I had planned for the previous book, but didn't publish it. I'll PROBABLY write the actual first chapter sometime today or tomorrow, but consider how I said that last time and it's been 2 weeks... We'll see.

Bye weebs. I'm not one. I'm special.