4 Chapter 4: This can't be..(2)

The Lightsword Goddess, then, rolled her eyes and fainted. Alex, who is still smiling like a silly old fucktard, became dumbfounded as he saw the gorgeous woman splashing on the pond due to loss of consciousness.

"W-wwhaaatt?!" Sniffing his underarms, he shook his head and said 'No, I don't smell like dawg, or shit, what made her do faint though..'

Looking beneath, he saw his hand and remembered he was never covering his baby chick when he started explaining his piece, so..

'Oh shit, don't tell me she fainted when she saw my Willy?! Nah nah, that can't be, dawg. That's insulting. Insults my goddamn ancestors and my whole family tree. Nah, not a fat chance.. not a fat chan..'

What he saw underneath was a worm, no, an overgrown worm, like a serpent ready to bite and eat chicks (referring to baby chickens of course) and p*ssies(referring to small cats, kittens alright). From shock, he became teary eyed and laughed like a madman.

"T-this.. THIS! M-My boy, my boy!, look how you've grown, haha, hahahahahaha" he laughed and cried tears of joy as he patted the head of his baby like some head of a cute puppy.

He calmed down his excitement and slowly said "With thee weapon, I can conquer thee skies, thee earth, and especially thee beautiful momma's waiting for thy truly to love, thou art lay to thee fullest!"

"Well enough bullshit, truthfully though, I haven't realized I've been doing those tasks naked the whole time. I haven't even properly checked my appearance."

Then slowly approaching his face on the dead pond, he scrunched his brows and frowned. 'That damn hottie, what kind of sorcery is this!? She just turned them pond like swamp, dawg.. *sigh nevermind, I'll just look at it when I arrive nearby towns, or even cities. I don't believe they don't have them mirrors when they do all these magical things and shit.'

Alex then looked at the floating body of the beautiful Lightsword Goddess, pondered, and then shook his head.

"With her strength, I don't believe she's done already, she should have her things with her too, like those storage things from what I've read. And also, if she woke up with me near her, I can already imagine her sudden outburst again."

Alex decided, for once and for all, leave the scene stealthily, not without looking properly at the fainted goddess for about fifteen minutes. Then with evil eyes and smile, he began sniffing her scent, ingraining it into his treacherous mind.

'Man, just her smell.. No willy, get down, we don't do that here.'

He then left after doing that, of course, droopily with eyes full of regret. 'Well whatever, I'm a man of culture but damn no rapist. I'll someday be able to do it, to say of course, goodbye to my V life."

Shortly after he left, the Lightsword Goddess woke up muddleheaded, looked around and forgot to breathe for a second. She stared in the distance in fright with cold sweat and uttered softly, but cautiously, afraid someone would hear her.

"T-that, that's a..! Judging from that aura, I can't be mistaken! I've got to warn the other rulers about this. Even though I've broken the taboo, they can understand this since it's a big news, a really big news!"

Then the Lightsword Goddess turned to particles of light as she vanished from the scene, not without spreading her immortal sense around, like looking for something. 'The residue of heavenly rule blocks my senses, it really knows no owner'

The Lightsword Goddess, arrived swiftly on the gates that read 'Golden Cloud Palace'. Her arrival alarmed the guards, not due to her being an intruder, but a person of utmost importance. News of her arrival alerted the higher ups of the palace, and of course, not evading from the ears of the palace lord, the man with the golden floating crown.

At the main hall of the palace, the man that normally sat on the throne is now sitting face to face on a chair with small round table on the center, facing the Lightsword Goddess. The man looked at her with a hint of infatuation, then swiftly hid it behind his kind smile that would shook the world with it's elegance. The goddess, of course, got the gist of it but tactfully remained silent as a form of rejection.

"Elena, what brings you to this humble place?"

"Golden Palace Lord, please don't get chummy with me, we're not that close. I'm here for official business. Call me by my title as what I've did to you."

"Alright, alright, Lightsword Goddess, what's that official business you're talking about?" The man, chuckling and said

"Well, chummy not chummy it is. You know I still lo-"

"Enough, Aslan, don't go reminisce things now, that's all in the past. What I'm here for is something that will shake the whole immortal realm to it's core. It was the main reason I've broken the taboo, and used a technique with a heavenly rule, draining all of my strength.. just to try defeat that man.." The Lightsword Goddess, Elena frowned and replied to him, not hiding her disgust.

Without waiting for his reply, she shuddered slightly, not escaping from the sight of the palace lord as his previous playfulness vanished as what she said resounded like a bomb on his ears.

"There is a deity roaming around the immortal realm"

BOOOOM! The Golden Palace Lord Aslan stood up abruptly as the chair e

below him turned to dust.

...

On the otherhand, our crestfallen protagonist, calmly traversed the now became dead woods, looking for something to eat. Looking around, all he saw was dead animals, like in a wax museum, black and white and like an old painting. He shook his head and said

"Man, this sucks, a year of no eating really blands my tastebuds. Well whatever, I don't know if that note from the voice actor is still effective, though, even if I'm done with all that tasks. We'll know if I'll get hungry later on."

"By the way, it is a fun world, that is fo sho. That woman using those flashy effects, is damn strong too, even with those stats. I wonder what's that spectrum like light.."

Alex cupped his chin as he remembered the stats from the beautiful woman, and looked at his finger, with a small dot red-like blood. Looking like it was prickled with a needle.

[Elena Lightborn - The Lightsword Goddess

Str: 21213

Agi: 28996

End: 19899

Sta: 20918

Divinity: Incomplete, halfling]