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Chapter 24: Fate's a Bit*h

*Knock*

*Knock*

*Knock*

"Haruto can you get the door?" A loud feminine voice called out to me from downstairs while I was in a...less than decent position at the moment.

"I--gurk--I'm a little preocupided! Can't Amy just get it?!" I managed to shout out while still keeping my focus, my hands never loosening their harsh grip.

"She already left a few minutes ago!"

"Then why don't--hgnn--you just get it?" It's been a while since I've last made it this far and I'm so close to the end so I don't want to lose this opportunity.

"I'm too busy watching this show to get it!"

"Are you kidding me?!"

"The person outside has been waiting for a while so hurry up and get down here."

"T-that makes no sense! You could have--Guuh--opened the door while we were having this conversation!" I yell back a little irritated at her laziness. Seriously? She wants me to get the door when she is literally 10 feet away from it? No way. I'm too close to splooging to just leave now.

"Can't! If I look away for even a second I might miss something important."

"That's bullshit!" I hollered back.

"Gonna cry?" She mocks and I get a little mad and probably do something I shouldn't have but my anger was already reaching its peak.

"Shut up!"

There was a tense silence for a few seconds before a response came and at that moment I knew I had messed up big time.

"...𝐖𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐞?" She said in an eerily calm tone laced with the fury of 1000 demons that made a shiver run down my spine even from all the way in my room.

Yeah, she is going to kill me.

"..." I wanted to reply but decided to say nothing as to not get into any more trouble than I already was but it seemed my vow of silence only made things worse.

"That's it! I'm coming up there!" she shouted before I heard the sound of heavy footsteps stomping towards my location. This is bad, like really really bad, this one time in highschool her boyfriend had told her to be quiet because he was annoyed and she broke his arm in 6 places and smashed his vocal cords without remorse and that's why she was blacklisted from all schools in the area.

This is why I am currently trying to keep myself from jumping out the window and running away to live in the mountains or something, but then I remembered something even more important.

"No wait!" I started panicking, if she came up here and saw what I was doing then she wouldn't let me live this down for the rest of my life, hell she might even come after me in death. That's just how petty she is. And I can't just leave. This is the only chance I might get so I have to finish. Now!

"Don't--nggh--come up here!"

Increasing my grip to the point where it started to hurt I started vigorously pumping my hand up and down at high speeds. This is the endgame. I'm so close.

Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

"You're going to see something you'll--auguuh--regret!"

Gritting my teeth as I bring my closed fist up and down around the cylindrical object a boost in speed comes as the desperation to finish increases to near god-like levels. I CAN'T FAIL HERE!

Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

"If you open that door ill pepper spray you!"

I don't have pepper spray nor can I even get up at the moment but I can feel my end coming and I just need a few more quick movements of my hand to complete my lifelong goal.

Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

*BANG!!!*

The door slams open and I freeze as her eyes go wide at the scene in front of her eyes while she stands at the foot of my room flabbergasted.

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"Haruto." She calls out my name in a flat tone void of emotion.

"Y-yes Nee-chan?" I stutter out slightly fearful.

"What the hell are you doing?"

"Uhhh, Masturbating?"

...

{You have failed this level! Better luck next time Onii-chan!} The cute robotic poster girl of the game voiced out and breaks the tense silence as I let the glow stick drop to the side of my own body, while the screen reads 99% Level completion.

My older sister looks at the screen with a blank stare and then turns her head toward me clearly disappointed.

"Really."

"It was the newest Edition?"

She lets out an audible sigh.

"Just get the door"

~~~

Haruto is just a normal hormonal 16-year-old boy... If you call whatever that was normal. Either way, Haruto is just one of the billions of humans that exist on this big blue marble we call home. Or at least that was supposed to be the case.

His "Fate" if you will, was going to be trivial, unimportant, and rather unnecessary in the grand scheme of things. He was in laymen's terms, an NPC. Someone to be disregarded and forgotten when the dust settles.

That was the be his fate.

But all it takes is one moment for someone like him, someone insignificant to become more than what fate had planned for them.

And this was his moment.

"Oi Nee-chan! There's a bear cub on our porch!"

"What?! Get rid of it before the mother comes you, idiot!"

"But it's cold, shivering, and covered with cuts and bruises!"

"Even more reason to get it out of here before it brings trouble!"

"...Alright."

*Slam*

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Or not.

-TO BE CONTINUED IN SEASON 2!!!

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