12 I swear this is the last battle Royale chapter

(A/N Notes: Me writing this chapter: Me: Do you have a better bad idea?

Me to me: This is the best bad idea we have... By far)

Yeah, definitely a bad idea)

It had already passed half a month since the battle royale event started, and Red had been going all out on PK-ing during the event

"Alright, so who's gonna be the next noob to get killed by me"

And right now he was camping, like the [Redacted] he was

"Ah! Found one, as guy nicknamed Kurito, huh? Double sword-wielding, eh?" *Readies bow*

Red then shot an arrow at the player, and immediately after he jumped down the place he was and used his acrobatics skill to slow down his descent, and once on the ground he started running toward Kurito

"Hmm... I should go to-! Woah! *Blocks an arrow*"

Then he saw a figure coming towards him at a fast speed, so he readied himself for PvP

"Parry this you filthy casual! *Shoots an arrow*

"Heh! Eas-"

*BOOM!!!*

The arrow exploded when Kurito tried to parry it

"WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!"

"More! More! MOOOOOOOREEEEE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" *Shooting more arrows*

*BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!*

And without being able to parry the explosion with his swords, obviously, he died by being explosive arrow-ed to death (A/N Notes: Pun!)

"Easy peasy lemon squeezy... And this noob didn't have anything useful with him either"

Red sighed and pressed onward to find another player to kill

Some minutes later

Red was again on top of high ground, searching for players

"I spy with my little eye... A girl with a huge shield... Definitely min/max Vit only... And with some sick skill that looks like a Hydra... ... ... Enemy spotted"

And just like last time he opened his move with an arrow, followed by a beeline run towards the player

"Huh?" *Blocks the arrow and the explosion* "Wow!"

And Red saw that the player girl managed to block his opening attack

"Looks like it's time for some Axe-ing!"

And shot another explosive arrow and he charged at the player, striking her shield as the smoke created by the explosion covered him

"Sorya!" *Successfully breaks her guard*

"Woah! Hydra!"

"Oh no!" *Jumps backward* "Pillar!

He created a rock pillar in front of him, making the middle head of the girl player miss him, while the other two heads missed him

"Let's try this then! BANZAI!!!" *Throws his Tomahawk*

His Tomahawk hit the shield and successfully froze it

"Awawawawawawa! Cold!"

And as the girl player got flustered at her shield becoming frozen, he took that chance to strike

"FALCON!... SLAP!!!"

*Slap*

"!?"

The girl player was really confused at getting slapped, while Red kept his cool expression... Hidden by the mask, obviously

"Looks like my job here is done"

"Huh?"

Red picked his Tomahawk back and walked away with a satisfied feeling

"Eeeeeehhh?"

While the girl player was left there confused

Some more minutes later

"... How da hell did I get here?"

Red was standing in front of what was clearly a bunker hidden near a mountain in the woods, and there was an electronic lock

"Hmmm... *Snaps finger* I know what to do"

He pressed himself against a corner of the bunker and started jumping like crazy

*Pop*

He got himself inside and underneath the mountain map, allowing him to see the inside of the bunker, let's what we got inside this place..."

He used his flacon eyes to see every place of the bunker that was within his eye view, then he noticed a corridor that led to a pretty far place, he carefully moved as to not fall while under the map, and he noticed an object right at the end of the corridor

"*Slavic gasp*"

It was a motorcycle, and he wanted it

"A chair! I need a chair!!!"

And he saw a chair inside the bunker, that he turned towards it and desperately tried to sit on it

"C'mon! C'mon! C'MOOOOOOON!!!"

*Pop*

He got himself back on the map

[Bunker 1 has been breached, now all the other four bunkers have been unlocked, good luck players]

"There's more!? Ah! Whatever, I need my motorcycle!!!"

Red got out of the chair and ran towards the motorcycle room, and when he reached there, he got stunned by the motorcycle

"... Best game ever"

He didn't wait any longer and got on the motorcycle

[You acquired God's mount]

"And Godly it is... !"

And he noticed a map on the wall, that he took a screenshot of, then a gate in front of him started opening

"Rock'n'roll, baby" *Puts on a song*

(Youtube: Steppenwolf born to be wild)

And he stepped all in at the acceleration

...

"Hey man, are hearing this sound?"

"What sound?"

"This one that remembers that of a motorcycle... That's getting closer"

"Now that you told me... Yeah, I do hear it... It must some bug or someth-"

And the player got impaled by someone coming at him at high speed, then the player who just came in made a drift and stopped

"I am speed... Speedowagon"

It was Red, obviously. Then he got the player he just killed out of his war scythe and turned towards the buddy and reared the motorcycle as he accelerated. The player tried to run, but he was also impaled by Red's war scythe, and after a few more minutes he managed to kill any remaining player

[Victory Royale

Red Null got 1 bucket of red buffalos]

One IRL day later

Red was in the middle of the starting city, boasting his motorcycle to everyone else who passed by

<Yes... Feel jealous of my superiority!!! Ahahahahahahahahaha!!!... Time for more battle royale>

Since he had the screenshot of the map with all the other bunkers marked, he decided to go to each of them, and get whatever thing they had in it. After four battle royale games he played for four days, he got all the items inside the bunkers, and without any need for the map anymore, he posted it in the forums anonymously

Back at his rented workshop

"*Sigh* I think I'm already done with the Battle royale for now... So let's have a thorough check of my new babies"

And he got all of the five items he got from each bunker

"First, my motorcycle, amounting, and the fastest one by default definitely

Second, the glider... It allows me to glide through the sky. Though they can get some improvements to its range, that can be handled later

Third, A weapon, that I can't use right now... But soon™ I will be able to use it

Fourth, a recipe that'll come in handy soon™, kukukukuku...

And last, but not least, the truly more valuable of them all... A ragged poncho! (Comestic use only)... Now this is style, f*ck if it's useless, it's always more important to be looking stylish than to be well defended

(A/N Notes: Picking an armor be like: Useless fashion armor or good armor

We all know the answer *wearing fashion armor*