15 Gearing up for the next major event
(A/N Notes: Just your normal day in gacha games)
"It's done! It's done!!! My spiked pavise is finally done!!!"
(A/N Notes: for those unaware of what is a spiked pavise, here's a little video for ya'll
YT: Shardiversity spiked pavise)
Red who was commemorating that he finally managed to make a spiked pavise with good quality and design, so he picked it up and wore it
"..."
But he felt something... He felt that it lacked something
"Hmm... It already has the shield for blocking and parrying, mostly parrying for me, and it has a spike for stabbing noobs with shield jabs... ... ... *Slaps forehead* Of course, how could I not see this before? It needs a bigger spike" (A/N Notes: Game, movie, and anime logic for powerful weapons in a nutshell)
So Red unequipped his pavise and was about to rework it until he came to another realization
"Wait... If I increase the spike size, people will quickly notice how deadly it'll be at first glance... I see, I just need to use a hidden spike on it... But how am I gonna build one in the first place... Haa... I guess it's time to go back and search on the internet"
So after doing some easy money getting stuff in-game, he logged out, to do his other stuff and to see how to build a functional hidden b*ade
Some days later
*Activates the hidden spike* *retracts the hidden spike*
"... ... ..."
Red closed his eyes and nodded
"German engineering is za best in za warudo!"
He managed to find a good video about how to make a hidden b*ade from a german channel. But now he felt that he was lacking something
"These last few days, I was too engrossed on upgrading my spiked pavise, that I forgot an important thing... I need two spiked pavises to look cooler... And I don't have any materials left for a second one"
He said that in a sad tone as he picked his pickaxe and went to strip mine for more iron, and maybe some diamonds if he was lucky
Some more days later
"..."
Red was menacingly standing as he wore both of his spiked pavises
<Perfecto!>
Then he noticed that there was something in the notifications box
"Blah blah blah... Fairy tournament... Blah... Minor bug fixes... and blah"
After looking at the notifications, he started to plan his next course of actions
"Let's see... I already crafted the spiked pavises, added a sidecar to the bike, gave some minor upgrades to my secret tool... ... *Look at his various skills, abilities, and magic* I guess I should go back on grinding for exp... ... ... But there was that thing the old man paladin said... I guess I should be alright if I just go to some farlands... Yeah, let's do that, and I'll also get to try if there's a certain glitch that I need a shield and bow to use"
With his next set of actions ready, he went outside hoped on the bike, and went full speed, running over any unlucky mob and player on his path. Until he finally found a small group of goblins near a cliff
"Perfect"
He got out of the bike and ran towards the cliff, where he started to climb it until he was at the top. There he did some basic calculations, got on his old shield as if it was a snowboard, and jumped down the cliff. And as he fell he controlled his fall to be right on top of a goblin he randomly chose, and when he was a few centimeters from squashing the goblin, he activated the charged shot of his bow...
*ZBoW any%speedrun Terminal montage*
And he was sent flying sky high
Some minutes later
*BAM*
Red landed with a plunge kick attack on top of a random squirrel (A/N Notes: The name of that attack Foot Dive)
"Alright, time to burn some experience into existence" *Invokes a fireball on his hand* "That's right, everything is going to burn down whether they like it or not"
And he put fire on the forest he was, as he ran through the burning woods killing anything that moved. After the entire forest burned down, he finally stopped his killing spree
"Quite a good amount of exp, if I do this for a few more times, I'll be able to at least level up all my skills to level 10... Okay, let's find another forest to burn down"
Days later
Riku was browsing at the sub-forum of Adventurer's Journey
"Forest burnt down... Forest burnt down... Forest burnt down... Man, did I really burnt down that many forests?... Oh! The devs are going to fix the forest later... ... ..."
Riku then turned his face and looked directly at you the reader with dat smile...
The smile of someone who was going to ruin the day of a bunch of game programmers... By the time the devs fixed the forests, he had already burnt down a couple more, and a few days later Red achieved a new record of forests burnt in-game
Even more days later
"All my battle skills have their ultimate unlocked, I managed to upgrade some other skills, and I also got a bunch of stats buff food, and now all I need to do is... Regret not joining the fairy tournament dangit!... I forgot about it, as I was grinding... ... ... Haa, I guess I'll just go watch what those newbs have on their arsenal"
And with that, Red went to the arena, where the fairy tournament was going to be held, where he was going to show everyone what was truly tall play
Spoilers for the next chapter or the chapter after the next
"Now parry this you filthy casual! Special Solo combo wombo! F! P! S! KILLER!!!"
Red then aimed his bow at the opponent
"Rasega!!!"
And he shot an arrow imbued in wind magic that sucked anything that moved into it, trapping his opponent mid-air
"Duel Time!"
And he activated all the explosive talismans, that looked like cards from a certain card game anime, he could at a time and immediately shot them at his opponent, together with an AoE icicle attack, followed by a meteor from his new rock magic, and after the Iframe was done, he made a mad lad dash towards his opponent before the attacks could connect, and used his equally new eletro ultimate move with his war-scythe, and when the attacks connected, the frames started to quickly drop down, so much that the server started lagging so much that it even froze for a few seconds
(A/N Notes: This chapter was brought to by: Minceraft forest fire gang and Anarchy lag tools gang)
