1 Revenge with a dash of tainted love

You give me such a tight hug,

But oh, I know you want to strangle me.

You cook for me every day,

But I saw the arsenic in the cabinet.

You tuck me into bed, tell me to not worry about anything,

But yes, I heard you tell Mom you want me to die in the cold.

Let me dress you up, dear papa;

I see you have a cute black tie,

A sleek black suit and shiny leather shoes.

I'll help you put your tie around your neck—

Don't worry, I'll pull your tie tight; you won't look shoddy.

I'll iron your suit for you—whilst you're in it.

When I'm done I'll button your buttons for you and wrap you up;

You will look the sharpest you'll ever be.

As for your shoes, I'll put them on for you before the coffin lid creaks shut.