1 Banana simulator (Pilot chapter or something.)

Banana. Potassium. People say Monkeys love it tho they themselves are the one who love bananas.

What is a banana? A fruit mostly known for its potassium and suggestive shape for the sexually deranged (Negative or positive).

Yet why do we love it?

I like bananas. The real one. The toy ones. The green ones. The slightly over riped ones.

The heart of bananas but definitely not rotten ones!

One day I decided to plant a banana sapling on our backyard. Thankfully my family's home was located near the tropical and doesn't experience much cold weather.

Why did I plant a banana you may ask?

Well it is simply to evoke a penis envy like feeling to my classmates. Once the day the fruits of bananas goes ripe I will include bananas in my lunch a plant another sapling to our backyard. And once that day I will shove a banana in my mouth. In front of the school toth or was it tot I just find it silly? They call her that I honestly don't know what toths are anyway. I think it was a bready snack or something.

After well, looking at her carefully trying too not to draw attention to myself like her I felt bad. So I gave her a banana. She didn't look starved or anything. But she seemed to appreciate it. Oh I also said "Hey when you're feeling down a banana is better to snack on than hotdogs cause they're oily and icky. Or not just think life is bananas and if it's bananas you're bananas."

A day later later she was found crying in the bathroom. Her left arm and left leg beaten to a pulp. Probably from the bullies. But strangely enough. The bullies (The mean girls faction) in exchange were much more injured. They're faces not looking so pretty but as pretty as they're personality.

She was expelled soon after the day ended.

And as I exited school like any other day.

She called for me near the exit with a car rumbling besides her. "Hey, thanks about that. Im not sure if it's the right thing.

But I guess I really need a strong enough poke once in a while and I guess there are more good people in life other than mom." She said.

"Ok?" Life sure is bananas.

It was now summer. There are now two banana trees in the yard and a dozen shoot-offs on the forest. Spokey! Surprisingly during this summer mom and dad decided to not go the beach. Due to dad just being lazy and excused about traffic and such.

So today I decided to make banana smoothie. Everyone liked it.

My sister was allergic for some reason.

Thankfully it was with the ingredients. I mixef some other stuff up for bananas are not enough to live on. Small hints of Corn, eggplants and cucumbers and sugar and cornstarch.

My twin brothers proceeded to just say "What the fuck?" In shock. The toilet during the night soon stunk. After that incident I became more confident on my skills to poison people with bananas.

So I decided to set up shop and asked dad to make a waver. He approved and the plan was to motion.

Yes, im poisoning people. But who cares?

The difference between medicine and poison is the dosage, now allow me to demonstrate. Claire, my neighbor, my test subject. Contraly to mainstream media on the name Claire he is a guy and my best friend.

"Banana drink be drunk like Bananas?"

Yes the sentence was stranged but he seemed to have gotten on my weird antics.

"What?" Oh, people can't always get fully used to things. "Taste test my drink." I said much more clear. "Oh ok then Arll." He proceeded. He adjusted his brown in confusion of the drink's hue.

"It's sweet." Yes, successful poisons like, in wild where they taste nothing to sweet "Duh, Oh and It's made with cheese, banana, milk, straberry and pineapple juice." Pineapple extract also eats protein for some reason.

The lengths people want to poison themselves.

Then tomorrow something happened.