The Village Road is Slippery

The village road is slippery

Hong Haier: God Chen! Why are you not replying? (Puzzled)

Chen Xiaobei: I don't think I can help you in this… I'm a nice and pure teenager after all…

Hong Haier: Pure? Damn it, God Chen! You and your dirty mind! What the hell are you thinking about? I did not ask you to help my mom to solve her sexual needs by offering yourself! I want you to think of something to help her!

Chen Xiaobei: I'm dirty minded? You weren't clear on what you want, and you did ask me to solve your mom's sexual needs! Any normal person was bound to think of it the wrong way!

Hong Haier: (Sticking out tongue) Don't mind the little things! You're living on earth – the lost land. I'm pretty sure you guys have a whole bunch of creative methods to solve carnal desire! I want the best you can offer!

The best? That is asking too much of me!

Chen Xiaobei rolled his eyes. His mind was now in tatters thanks to Hong Haier.