A Weird Story

"Who is that?" Xu Que, Duan Jiude, Liu Jingning, and Mo Junchen fixed their eyes on Buttface at the same time. Buttface answered seriously, "Bai Suzhen!"

"Ah?" Duan Jiude, Mo Junchen, and Liu Jingning were totally confused by this answer. Xu Que twitched his lips and said, as he patted Buttface's head angrily, "Are you insane? Bai Suzhen has nothing to do with the one in this cave! Don't talk irresponsibly if you have no idea what you are talking about!"

"Holy sh*t! I am not kidding! That's definitely Bai Suzhen. Just pay attention to what she is singing now. The "Qingcheng Mountain"..." Then, Buttface started to sing by pinching his throat, "I am Bai Suzhen living in the Qingcheng Mountain! I obtained this human form after 1,000 years' cultivation! Ah, ah, ah, ah..." He even started to writhe his body like a snake passionately.