“Wonderful” Love Letter

People around could not help but laugh out loud at the contents of the letter.

Fang Ya read it out loud, "Ah, my dearest Xi, I love you like how the mice love its rice…like how the cat loves its fish…like how the dog loves its bone…"

Fang Ya read in a comical, exaggerative tone as more and more people surrounded her, everyone laughing together.

"Haha...this is too funny! This love letter is so old-fashioned! Did the person even graduate from primary school? Or maybe he stopped at kindergarten?"

"There are still people who write love letter nowadays? I sure am drunk! Who is this guy?"

"Is there still a need to ask? It must be some poor freaky fan!"

…

"Be more serious! I’m not done with reading!" Fang Ya glared at them, then continued reading.

"Now, I present you my sincerest wishes and love, for tomorrow night’s celebration dinner. I’ll bring you a present that will be the most honorable, most tempting, and most befitting of your wisdom and nobility!"