Nobody's Clean

"That is cheeky! You are cheeky enough to bounce back all attacks in the world! We can't fight Master Ju now, because his cheekiness will defeat us in three moves…"

"Three moves? That's absurd. The cheekiest man is the strongest. Master Ju must be invincible now. You don't get to make three moves!"

The old men shook their heads and sighed. "That's true. Nobody survives three moves against Master Ju…"

Master Ju was so angry that his whiskers were shaking. He angrily said, "Fine! You can't stop teasing me, can you? I know all the ugliest things you have done, don't I? Do you want me to tell your stories one by one?"

The other old men looked at each other. Master Qin was enraged and said, "Come on! Old Ju! What did you just say? The ugliest things we have done? What have we done? Come on! Say it out, I dare you!"