What a King

People in the royal family were most untrustworthy. People would rather believe the existence of the ghosts in the world than the words that came out of those royalty's mouths!

That was wisdom.

The king smiled and said, "Fine. With my presence, you will very likely feel restrained. Fine. I will leave after several drinks. I don't want to be the uninvited guest."

And then he sighed and said, "Brothers who have fought with me side by side in the battle are now distant to me… Oh. What a shame…"

He pointed at someone in the crowd and said smilingly, "Meng Laowu, don't hide behind others! You shared one tent with me. I remember there was a midnight when you had loose bowels, you shitted your pants in front of my bed. Don't you remember that? Damn it! You kept saying you were disgraced in front of me. Did you think you were any better before it… Now you actually stopped talking to me. Maybe your bald head was even worse than your useless pxnis…"