Ling wakes up screaming with a stranger buried inside her, sobbing “Sorry my performance was bad, princess.” She’s naked. In a palace. In a body that isn’t hers. Then she finds her best friend Mei, also body-swapped, also royal, also clueless. Last thing they remember? Being murdered by Mei’s boyfriend. Now they’re Princess Amelia and Alexanderia of Kadzowa, a kingdom where women rule, princesses keep harems of men, and “no” gets you declared insane. Problem 1: Their new bodies have rules they don’t know. Like Amelia’s deadly shrimp allergy. Problem 2: Everyone thinks they have amnesia. If anyone finds out they’re imposters… Problem 3: Their “kept men” are waiting. And Olandria, Amelia’s old bestie, is watching. Two murdered girls. Two stolen lives. Nine concubines between them. How do you fake being a princess when you don’t even know your own name?