Evening the Odds

Sick of dealing with his fame, Harry retired from the ministry, settling into a comfortable existence in Muggle London. But when he returns for one more Auror job, things go wrong, stranding him decades in the past. Only, this isn't the past he remembers. There's a different Boy Who Lived. Familiar faces who should be dead are casually living their lives. War is on the horizon, one Harry has arrived just in time to end up in the middle of. With nowhere else to go, he ends up at Hogwarts once more, this time as a teacher. Of Defense Against the Dark Arts... Right?

Harry Potter traveled back in time. He changed the past, creating a future where all his friends survived and Voldemort got his due. So why is he back for a third time, and what is there left for him to do? Whatever he wants. Meaning witches, mostly. Lots and lots of witches.

Kronos won. The world ended. In the final moments of their battle, Percy becomes a god himself, losing everything he cherished in the process. Awakening in a world ruled by Titans, he has only two goals: protect the little he has left, and get even with the ones that ruined his life. It might seem like an impossible goal for a fledgling god, but Percy quickly learns a secret. Zeus didn’t sleep around just for pleasure. The more women a god sleeps with, the greater their power grows. Percy will do what he has to — and who he has to — to make his goals a reality. That’s what it means to be In Pursuit of Power.

A very different Harry Potter raised as Voldemort's Lieutenant does his best to navigate the slaves and politics in a post-war world, all while his master grows increasingly paranoid. Is Harry really satisfied with a life that was chosen for him... or will he find his own path? A certain quarter-veela believes she knows the answer. Harry/Fleur/Multi. A plot-focused story with plenty of explicit scenes woven in. (This story is up as Dark Days on my other sites, but that name was already taken here.)

Back at Camp Half-Blood on summer vacation from college, Percy and Annabeth were enjoying life as retired heroes to the fullest. But when girls at Camp begin dropping to a mysterious curse that threatens their very lives, Percy discovers only he can save them by... sleeping with them? He'll need old friends, new allies, and a whole lot of stamina to see this one through.

Naruto Uzumaki finally had enough. After how Konoha treated him, why should he fight for its sake? He'd rather leave, and with the help of what's in his gut he does just that. Hunter-nin, capture squads, assassination attempts, it's all part of life as a missing-nin. Not that Naruto minds. He'll put up with all of it, if that's what it takes to live free. Really though, after the first few times, you'd think the villages would stop sending kunoichi after the guy with supernatural foxy charms. Luckily for Naruto, no one ever accused the higher-ups of being all that bright.

When Harry inexplicably wakes up in Earthland with a mysterious voice ordering him to "Do his duty," he feels understandably lost. Luckily, he’s taken in by Fairy Tail, a once-great guild reeling from a horrible tragedy. Lacking purpose, Harry takes up the mantle of the Fifth Guild Master, to rebuild them into something as special as they once were. They’re good people. They deserve it. And it doesn’t hurt how grateful all the gorgeous girls are for his efforts. A balance of Plot and Porn with heavy NSFW scenes.

Hinata Hyuuga does not like Naruto Namikaze one bit. He's arrogant, brash, wild, and all around a waste of space, something that makes their impending marriage highly unfortunate. Why couldn't he be more like Fox, the mysterious, dominant shinobi that Hinata hasn't been to get out of her head? Now that was a man worth tying the knot with. Preferably multiple. Around her wrists. In a bed all to themselves...

As the god of sexual delight, a child of Poseidon and Aphrodite, Perseus was no stranger to causing trouble. Then his luck ran out. Stripped of his immortality, cast out of Olympus by Zeus, his only chance to return to the cushy divine life is by satisfying the demigod daughters of twelve different gods and goddesses. The poor mortal world won't know what hit it. Quest-style story.

The story is mix of Porn and plot (probably around 20% porn). You've been warned. - "Every man thinks himself Barristan Selmy before he's held a sword. You are a fool, Perseus." Arianne tilted her dusky body forward, lowering the neck of the dress that poorly veiled her round breasts. "Fortunately, you will find that fools are a weakness of mine, only beaten by those who are dark and dangerous." She hadn't figured out yet how lucky she really was. Dorne is a queer land of hot weather, hot foods, and hotter women, but Percy finds it preferable to where he thought he was headed after destroying Gaia at the cost of his life. The society of Westeros is primitive, often barbaric. Its people are in desperate need of heroes— princesses not excluded. Magic is returning to the land, and with each passing moon the Son of the Sea creeps closer to what he once was. Westeros isn't ready.

After saving the world a second time, Percy faces a fresh challenge more terrifying than any he's faced before: losing his virginity. He wants to give Annabeth the best first time ever, but how can he, when he's got no experience either? Luckily, the Aphrodite Cabin is here to save the day. "You want to learn how to have sex? We can teach you." Let the lessons begin!

Auror work isn't all that it's cracked up to be. After almost a decade in the business, Head Auror Harry Potter and Vice Head Ron Weasley are officially bored. So when a new crisis creeps up, one stemming from purebloods inability to satisfy their beautiful wives, the best friends don't think twice about accepting a new offer. Welcome to the Department of Housewife Health and Happiness. The only thing we can promise is that it'll be a hell of a bumpy ride.