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. The photo sent by Senior sister is very tempting, but what is that big-headed doll with two bloody holes in its eyes sitting next to the senior sister? Why does it have a big mouth with sharp teeth on its head and drooling at the senior sister? Senior sister, you're going to get decapitated! ----- After waking up from a sleep, Lu Cheng found that Pokémon had invaded Real life. But why is the Way he sees Pokémon different from others? I do not own this novel. I am just Translating it. All Credit goes to "Kitagawa Nankai" Original Title "我的宝可梦不大对劲" OR "My Pokemon Aren’t Quite Right" .
Chapter 1 Urban Strange Talk, Big-mouthed Baby
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"Beep beep beep ——"
The alarm under the pillow sounded, and Lu Cheng groggily turned off the phone alarm and opened his eyes.
"Unfamiliar ceiling… or not!"
A seemingly meaningless complaint, as if grumbling about yet another ordinary day.
It is said that every boy has fantasized about traveling through time or Transmigrate, especially boys of a certain school age.
But Lu Cheng has clearly passed that age.[TL Note : I don't think so ]
He is 18 years old, a stressed-out senior high school student.He studied late into the night yesterday and had to rush to class early in the morning. When will these days ever end!
As he mumbled to himself, his phone suddenly vibrated.
"Senior sister: (picture)"
The ID named "senior sister" sent a picture.
In the photo, she was sitting on a bed in a JK uniform, her smooth black hair cascading down to her thighs, the orange sunlight shading her pale side face, looking completely engrossed.
No one could deny she was a heart-throbbing girl.
"Senior sister: Come to my house for tutoring on Saturday. Don't be late."
Lu Cheng took a closer look and saw that on her lap was an open and densely packed "Five Years of College Entrance Exams and Three Years of Simulations."
She was just sitting on the bed doing exercises.
Lu Cheng's excitement quickly dissipated.
This so-called senior sister was actually his distant relative who got into Jiangnan University last year. Lu Cheng's parents asked her to tutor him, which is why he goes to her house for tutoring every Saturday.
He had visited her house a few times. It was a Baroque-style duplex villa, reportedly just one of her family's many properties.
Lu Cheng lay on the table and typed lazily.
"Lu Cheng: Got it."
Along with a Pikachu emoji.
Lu Cheng reluctantly flipped through the photo again and suddenly his face changed.
What is this!?
He hadn't noticed before, but now he saw something strange in the picture.
In the corner of the room, a small, ghastly creature like a slit-mouthed woman from Japanese horror tales was sitting in the corner. Its body was covered in yellow hard skin, its eyes were blood red, and its head had a huge gaping mouth with sharp teeth exposed, ready to move.
Senior sister, you're going to get decapitated!
"Whoa!"
Lu Cheng shouted and tremblingly typed,
"Lu Cheng: What's that behind you!!??"
After a while, the phone buzzed.
Lu Cheng quickly opened it:
"Senior sister: Are you talking about Mavile?"
"Senior sister: You probably haven't met her yet. I got her last week. Yes, she's quite rare around here. Her scientific name should be Mawile."
Mawile?
I know Mawile, the cute and adorable loli Pokémon, but compared to what's behind you…
Wait a minute!
Putting aside preconceptions, this thing does have Mawile's characteristics, though it looks terrifying…
Lu Cheng's expression changed, and he quickly opened his computer and logged into a search engine. His expression gradually became strange.
"Latest archaeological discovery: Valuable fossils unearthed in Yunnan, experts say there is over an 80% chance they belong to an Ammonite!"
"Liaocheng Pokémon protection forest fire, firefighters are organizing Squirtles for rescue; it is believed that the fire may be related to the mating season of wild Charmeleons..."[TL Note: XD ]
"Exclusive! Jack Ma attends global O2O trainer summit with Rayquaza; it is reported that the summit aims to promote trainer online interactions and transactions..."
Lu Cheng sat dazed at his computer desk.
After waking up, Pokémon have descended?
Clearly, the world where Lu Cheng is located has deviated.
In this world, Pokémon are part of reality, and all Pokémon animations and games naturally no longer exist.
Lu Cheng rubbed his face.
Of course, this is good. At least his life is no longer dull, and he can live with so many cute Pokémon…
No, what the heck was that Mawile he just saw!
Lu Cheng hurriedly opened a Pokémon documentary, specifically the highly acclaimed "Animal World."
"In the vast nature, countless Pokémon with different habits live..."
In the video, bipedal electric mice twitched while generating electricity, purple deformed creatures with heads of rotten lettuce smiling creepily.
Those swarming Beedrill, with their big red compound eyes, covered in yellow and black stripes, were horrifying, flying in the sky like a natural disaster.
And this vine-covered Tentacool, are you a follower of Cthulhu?
These Pokémon seem off?
But the problem is, the comments kept passing with words like "Pikachu is so cute" and "I want to raise one."
Seriously, you call this cute?
Am I the only one who finds these things bizarre!?
Is this not Pokémon but a Song of Saya world (Saya no Uta) ?
Wtf!
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Lu Cheng went downstairs with a face like a dead fish and suddenly saw a red figure in the kitchen.
Hearing footsteps, it turned around and stared at Lu Cheng for three seconds.
Even with his strong mental state prepared for the Pokémon in this world, Lu Cheng couldn't help but gasp.
A bipedal, butt-headed platypus with fire coming out of its rear!
And it's wearing a heart apron!
Well, although still bizarre, this Magmar is at least more pleasing to the eye than insect Pokémon.
Lu Cheng took three seconds to accept this setting.
Seeing Lu Cheng, Magmar seemed very happy, called out, and continued cooking.
A note was on the dining table:
"Xiao Cheng, dad and I went to work. Magmar will help you with breakfast. Don't be late for school!"
Before the world line changed, Lu Cheng's dad was a chef and his mom was a nurse.
And it seemed that this Magmar is now helping dad with cooking.
In the kitchen, Magmar skillfully controlled the fire, adjusted the temperature, and flipped the pan. Watching its adept movements, Lu Cheng felt a surreal sense of magic.
A Pokémon cooking at my house!
In a while, an omelette rice was served.
Magmar carefully placed the omelette rice in front of Lu Cheng. As it was less than 1.5 meters tall, its movements were somewhat clumsy.
This should be fine, right?
Although the chef was somewhat off-putting, looking at the nicely presented omelette rice, Lu Cheng couldn't resist taking a bite.
Delicious!
Lu Cheng's eyes lit up.
The sauce was sweet and fresh, the rice grains were distinct, and the cooking was perfect. Surprisingly delicious.
Seeing Lu Cheng gobbling down the food, Magmar's dead fish eyes squinted into a slit, and the fire it spewed almost burned Lu Cheng's hair.
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TL Note:
What do you think Pokémon look like in real life?
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If you find any mistakes in translation feel free to comment. ( I might Correct it ... Maybe?)
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I need POWER Stones.
