Chapter 2

"hahaha no no no ahahahah" I can't contain my laughter at her expense while she is looking at me whit a really angry face, probably I shouldn't provoke her too much "it's not that kind of favor" l took a deep breath "I was just trying to ask you to tell me a joke" I laugh again at her expense while I look at her dumbfounded expression "here, this one goes for free"

"Do you really expect that after all this, I am going to sit down just like nothing has happened?"

" mmm, no you are right" I put my hand in my chin faking a thinking pose until I snap my fingers " I know! I will tell you a joke!"

"what? are you serious?"

"yeah! why not?"

"Sigh ok, go on"

"There were four nuns in the courtyard of a church. One of the bored nuns tells the rest "And if we go to the town? today there is a party, we have already finished everything we had to do for today

'okay' says the rest of them, they took the priest car and go to the party of the town

They come back in the next morning driving slightly off the road in time in time. All their clothes were a mess, one of the nuns have a bottle of alcohol in her hand. When they arrive at the entrance of the church the priest was waiting for them.

'Now, sisters follow me' he leads them to a courtyard whit a little fountain 'now sisters, you will form in a line and wash the part of the body with which you committed a sin with holy water'

'ok' says the nuns

the first nun comes to the fountain and said 'I am going to wash this finger' she shows her index finger 'because I committed a sin whit it' and washes it

the second nun comes 'I am going this hand because I committed a sin whit it' she washes her right hand

when the priest saw the third and fourth fighting for who is washing first he says 'take it, easy sisters, there is enough holy water for both of you'

the fourth nun stops fighting and looks to the priest 'that's not the problem father, the problem is that I wanna wash my mouth before she washes her asshole' "

"ahahahahaha my God it's so bad that is good" her laughter sounds so nice.

Wait, why I even doing this? oh yeah, the booty. I don't even think that I have a chance with her, but who knows, the no I already have it.

"oh okay let me tell you a good one..."

We spend a good time talking about nothing in particular, she told me a good joke too. Surprising enough, she is a kinda good company to hang out, when she's not bein a b*tch

We talked about a little of everything, my life studying, working and trying to make some money. Her life working for her father, that she has almost no liberty in her life, I tried to ask in what she works in her father company, but she changes the subject every time I try asking, no big deal thou.

"Hey, do you dance?" she suddenly asked me, expecting and hoping about my answer, that beautiful smile and if you look carefully, one could see how happy she is right now. One starts asking oneself how could such a beautiful lady its so happy whit me?

*SNAP*

*SNAP*

"Heyy are you there?!"

'ah, she had to ruin it' sigh 'dance? well, I am not the best, but I am at least decent enough to not embarrass myself, too much...'

"Ah, mm Y-yes!" 'smooth really smooth'

"Perfect!" she takes me by the hand and leads me to the dance floor

Do you know these people that look that can do anything? She is one these people.

She dances like a pro and she was kind enough to lead me when we were dancing in the dance floor, so I don't make a fool of myself

'wait, the alcohol is affecting me, maybe she too... mmm don't let this chance go'

I made the effort to dance like the best drunk and if she is still whit me after four songs I think that worked, but I get a little tired after all that dance, I look to the side a moment and I see my friends all together, scheming like school girls while they are looking at me.

'Oh f*ck! those motherf*ckers! quick think something'

"hey wanna go somewhere else?" I ask her

"like where? you aren't planning anything stupid, right?"

"what? no, I just wanna know you a little better its ok if you don't"

"🤔...." she thinks about it a moment " ok let's go, but if you try to do something funny on your on" She suddenly takes a teaser from nowhere "I am gonna f*cking use this on you, capiche?"

"Yeah, yeah let's go" 'damn, this girl doesn't tolerate any bullshit'

"where to?" she hides the teaser again who knows where and look at me waiting for an answer

"for let's walk in the beach, what do you think?"

"ok"

We started walking past the party when one of my friends started to walk towards me and yelled at me "HEY!!! you're already leaving?! you know you-" That's where I run in front of him and punched in his stomach, hard and whispered in his ear " I don't what are you planning, but if you ruin this for me I will tell your girlfriend whit whom you cheat her"

"Cmon we were just planning a joke, there is no need to be this rude, right?"

"I need to remind you what happened in our last joke? I am just being careful and you know it"

"sighs, yeah yeah you're right, Ok guys abort"

"What?!"

"ok go go go" I whisper to the girl and we escaped the barricade when they were distracted

We started walking on the beach, slowly but surely getting away from the party, the night was nice not too hot and there is this nice breeze that blows. The. light of the moon shined enough too see where you are walking and clearly see the person who you are walking

"So, are you gonna tell me who were those guys?" she said to me while she is picking her hair whit her right hand at the same time she's looking at me.

"Yeah, those are my friends and I was trying to evade an ugly situation" I was looking at her reaction

"how so?" she only has a spike of curiosity

" well... in our group of friends we like to make jokes and pranks each other, sometimes those pranks end up bad, like a breakup or a leg broken"

"wait, really?"

"Yeah, we started a joke he saw it coming, he tried to run on the rooftop of his house and he slipped and fell one floor into his garden"

"Woah you're really hardcore, almost like jackass"

"Nah, we only do it for fun, tell me something about yourself"

"there isn't too much to tell," she said while she was kicking the sand "I started to work for my father after graduating and I haven't done anything since then" she stopped walking and started to watch into the distance, the wind started to blow, her hair flutters in the wind

"it's so hard to work for your father?"

"no, it's not, it's just that I fell that I can do something more, I don't know"

"what if you talk to your father and ask him some time so you could get better in your career, you know, more professional"

"You think that could work?" she looks hopeful at the idea

"yeah, why not? he is your father, I am sure he would like to see your progress in your life"

"Maybe you're right, *sigh* " she started walking again when she was ahead of me a few meters she stopped and look at me "you're not coming?" she says extending her hand toward me

I smile and take her hand whit mine and we started walking again, we talked about nothing special just sweet nothings into each other ears.

I don't remember which moment we started to make up, but it was great, our tongues battling for dominance.

my hands were cupping her ass, her hands were through my hair, suddenly she separate us and looks at my eyes like confirming something "I would like to take this to the next level, do you want too?"

"... uh, why not? let's see where this goes"

she smiles at me, leans closer again and whispers in my ear "come whit me on the rocks, I am sure that on the ewe could get more privacy if you what I mean" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

She leads me to some rock on the side of the beach, there some trees with enough cover. I take this chance to look at her nice ass, and God is perfect, it has an inverted heart form, I don't see the time to bury my face there.

She climbed fast and started to take off her shirt when she was halfway she looks at me "Heyy, are you not coming?! I am starting to feel lonely up here!"

She didn't have to ask me twice, I started to climb with fervor "I am going!!"

But it seems that lady luck wasn't on my side, I slipped with some moss and I fell

"Oh! FU-" *THUD*

*CRACK*

"Kyaaaa"

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