Death, Encounter & New Life

I died...

It wasn't anything painful though, I only heard a loud shriek and then a boom sound before I lost consciousness.

What the heck was that!? Did a plane crash over me? If so, then it was just my bad luck, I suppose.

I mean, I was in my house watching some high quality uncensored hentai without any fucking care, how would I even know that I'm going to die without even releasing one load of bliss... Perhaps it was really my accumulated bad luck, curse it. It's all GOD'S fault.

[Cough* Yes, you're correct...]

Huh?

Am I seeing things now? I guess I've finally gone crazy.

Even though I'm dead, I'm still able to think. If that's not crazy then I don't know what is.

[Ahem* I can assure you that you're not crazy. Although You're dead, because of my child's mistake, the instant you died I put a barrier around your soul from letting your soul dissipate...]

"..."

Fucking hell, is this shit for real!?

[...]

Ah, forgive me. I didn't mean to be rude. It's intrinsic, it's really not my fault.

[...]

God!?

Dear God????

Ah, my stupid mouth. That's why I'm always alone. It was alright since I was alive on Earth, but not now! Fuck, there goes my reincarnation cliche plot.

[Shut up for a moment, will you? Are all humans like you?]

Oh!!

The God's back!!

No, I'll shut up!! I'll shut up right now!

~A few moments later~

Hmm, how long has it been? I can't even tell if it's been days, months or hell years. How boring...

I wonder if I'll get a chance to reincarnate like the main characters in those novels.

Hah, let's not expect anything big. I wasn't either good or an active person throughout my entire 20 years of life. I didn't care about others' ideals, especially my uncle and aunt's, since my parents died in an accident when I was just a naive child.

My life was merely a joke to those two...

My only regret is why I had to be the only one at home when that accident, which I still don't understand, happened.

[...]

Hm, God?

[Cough* It wasn't an accident...]

Ah, right.

Then...

Am I the only one who died?

[Yes... Your fate was crushed so... The World—no, your planet, Earth—rejected your existence, and a divine lightning was sent to exterminate your soul and body. Luckily, I noticed and saved your soul at the right time.]

Ooh... Is that so. I thought some plane crashed over my house at first, hmm, so I got electrocuted so hard that I lost consciousness the instant it landed on me, huh.

I couldn't even imagine what my body would look like in the end.

[It's time...]

[Wait... Would you prefer to reincarnate on Earth or be sent to another world?]

Second option, please! I don't want to start my second life all over again on Earth.

Ah, but...

[...]

[You perverted child...]

Ah, please don't read my thoughts, it's embarrassing and unpleasant.

[Alright, this is the last thing I would like to tell you before the reincarnation process starts so listen carefully: Everything depends on your luck, so don't curse me if you get nothing in your draws...]

Draws!?

Wait a second!? What about powers and my choosing priority?!

[That's all I have to say, now then, have a good time in your next life!]

The fuck?

Did I get scammed?

Bloodyhell...

『Initiating system... System successfully Installed!』

『To create a new Fate, System is launching the "Spin The Fate" process... 』

『Would you like to spin?』

System's screen?

New Fate?

Right, my fate was destroyed...

Spin then, let's see what I'll get, although I don't understand what's this all about. Would it not have been better to just fulfill my wishes manually?

Oh, it's starting....

『Command accepted! Initiating the process...』

『...My Hero Academia, Attack on Titan, High School DxD, Otome Dori, Nano Machine, One Piece, Black Clover, Boku no Piko...』

!? What the hell!?

Who the fuck wants to go in that world?

And why are they even included in the options in the first place?

Is God making fun of me!?

Hm, it's coming to a stop... Please be a normal world, I don't want to reincarnate in some gay shit or Ntr world.

『Congratulations, your new Fate has been created! Your new life is going to be in a fictional world called "Jobless Reincarnation"!』

Oh, but I have only watched single episode...!

..wait a second, what about timeline and powers?

Will I be reincarnated or transmigrated?

What about gender?

Uhh, what a pain.

God....

Atleast do a proper job before leaving...

Right, right, there is no point in being angry and impatient. First, let's just observe what happens next...

『Starting the next process...』

『Please select three characters whose powers you would like to have. Once you've made your choices, the system will spin the wheel of fortune to randomly select one of the three characters!』

Hmm, a screen just popped up in my mind...??

So I have to fill the three characters and I'll get the powers of one of them? Ho, that's cool...

At first, I wanted to ask for some cliche powers like system but it seems that won't be necessary now.

Then, perhaps...

Yog-Sothoth

『Beep* Please choose normal characters!』

Well, fuck me...

How about this one...

Saitama

『Beep* Please choose normal characters!』

Bastard... What choices do I have then?

『System has started the random selection process....』

Wh-What? Don't you dare fu....

『Characters selected! Characters: Nobita Nobi, Puri-Puri Prisoner & Lloyd de Saloum

』

Huh? Nobita? Are you kiddi....

『Initiating the spining process...』

『Spining...』

『Spining...』

『Spining...』

Ah, I was better off dead. Why gave me hope just to torment my fucking life even more...

『Ding! Spining process has been completed! Congratulations to the host, you have obtained the talent of Lloyd de Saloum!』

???!

Who is that?

『Finalizing the process... Starting the reincarnation procedure! Goodbye, host! Enjoy your next life...』

The moment I finish reading the message I felt my consciousness slipping away rapidly.

At such a juncture, there was no anticipation or thrill in my mind, as the only emotions I felt were dread and soul-wrenching fear for my impeding new life.

Fuck! Let's hope it won't change my gender, or else I'll have to commit suicide the very moment I'm born... Of course, if that's even possible.

...

In a remote corner of the Fedoa region, there was a village named Buena, famous for its great production of Asuran wheat, which is commonly used to make bread. Besides wheat, several other vegetables and the Vatirus flower were also cultivated in the massive prairies that were home to over thirty well-settled families, whose main occupation was farming.

It was afternoon.

Everyone in the village had already completed their daily work and had returned to their homes.

This was same for people who were watching over the watchtower near the edge of the village. This watchtower was made for the sole purpose of keeping demonic monsters in check, which was done by the stationed knight and other men of the village.

Laws, one of the main frontliners of the monster extermination team and a hunter of the Buena village, was currently packing his items hurriedly as he couldn't help but worry about his pregnant wife and unborn child's safety.

Unlike his friend, Paul, who hired a professional maid recently, he didn't have that kind of luxury. So, he just wanted to rush back home and stay besides his pregnant wife.

"...Paul's about to become a father, but I've never seen any nervousness on his face. Compared to him, I...," Laws murmured to himself in bewilderment. The contrast between his own anxieties and Paul's calm demeanor puzzled him deeply. He shook his head, trying to push the thoughts away as he quickly packed his bag. Just as he was about to leave, a sudden thought struck him. "Ah, he did mention that his child was due this week... perhaps today is the day."

Becoming nervous once again for the safety of his own family, he started to run toward his house. As good a person as he was, he didn't forget to silently wish for his good friend before leaving, Let's hope everything goes well...

...

Greyrat's household.

The two-story wooden house, composed of multiple rooms on both the ground and first floors, featured a beautiful yard filled with various fruit trees, vegetables and flowering plants.

This was the home of the stationed knight who had come to Buena Village almost a year ago, along with his wife.

As a knight and guardian of the village, this exceptional home was provided for his living. Being an advanced swordsman in all three sword styles, he was respected and well-received by all the villagers.

His wife, Zenith Greyrat, like him, was a retired adventurer and, most importantly, a healer.

The name of this stationed knight was none other than Paul Greyrat.

At the moment, inside the household, Paul, unlike his usual cool and calm demeanor with his friends, was sweating even more than his pregnant wife, who had gone into labor.

Lilia, their hired maid and his old acquaintance, was in charge of the entire process. As a professional maid who had worked for nobles and even assisted during a princess's birth, her skills were indeed praiseworthy.

However, it had been an entire hour, and the baby was still not born. Because of this, he couldn't help but worry as each passing minute felt like a day. With his bravado already gone, his mind was filled with thoughts he didn't even want to imagine.

Damnit, how long it's going to take? Does giving birth always take this long?

Zenith has weak stamina... It's been an hour already, If this continues for another hour, she won't be able to hold on... Shit!

As time continued to flow, Paul's anxiety grew, and he decided to barge into the room. The moment he did, his wife's soft, exhausted voice, filled with both pain and relief, reached his ears, "I- Is my baby alright, Li-Lilia!?"

"Yes, he is fine and healthy," Lilia, the red-headed maid, replied as she handed the newborn baby to his mother. After that, she took a few steps back and continued to stare between the baby, who had not yet opened his eyes, and the still slightly swollen belly of her mistress.

Why is he not crying? Aren't babies suppose to cry when they are born? And why is mistress' belly still like that? Wait, don't tell me...

Lilia, good with her intuitions, immediately took action and touched Zenith's belly without asking for permission. Since Zenith was tired and mostly exhausted, she didn't say anything, simply assuming Lilia's actions were related to the leftover labor process.

Paul, already inside the room, quickly arrived beside his wife and newborn child with a relieved and delighted expression. "Thank goodness, it seems everything went well!" he said, offering comforting words while kissing his wife's forehead.

Zenith merely smiled. Her eyes focused intently on her child with a mix of warmth and a new feeling she had never experienced before. "He is so cute..." she whispered to herself.

"Hehe, whose child do you think he is?" Paul added, a wide smirk plastered on his face.

The two of them exchanged a few words while Lilia's hand never left Zenith's belly.

At this point, the newborn son had opened his small green eyes and was quietly nursing from Zenith.

Paul had gone outside to brag about his first child, too excited about becoming a father. With Zenith under Lilia's care and the labor seemingly over, he felt there was no longer anything to worry about.

However, seeing Lilia's expression growing more serious as time passed, Zenith finally decided to ask directly, "Lilia? Is there something wrong?"

The maid, upon being asked, took a deep breath and replied without hesitation, "Madam, there is one more..." Since she had already confirmed it, there was no need to delay such important information any further. To think that her mistress had conceived not just one but two children.

She could only wonder how potent that man had to be...

No! I need more warm water and clean clothes... I have to hurry!

At first, Zenith didn't quite understand what her maid meant by saying, "there is one more," but even in her naivety, it didn't take long for her to comprehend the obvious meaning behind her words.

"O-one more?" she murmured, shifting her gaze between her belly and the maid. Noticing her rapidly beating heart and the sudden increase in her breathing, Zenith asked once more, trying to confirm her lingering doubt, "Are you sure?"

Lilia, already on her feet and ready to start the labor process again, looked straight into her eyes and nodded sternly. "Excuse me, madam, I have to prepare new clothes and warm water immediately. With Master absent, this may take a little longer, so please try not to move as much as possible. I'll be back in no time!" With that, she left the room in a hurry.

Left alone with her newborn son, Zenith found it hard to believe that she was pregnant with two children. She glanced at her slightly swollen belly and felt emotional once again. The reason was simple: her bump was relatively small, which meant the size of her second child was almost half that of the first, or even less.

Will it survive? Doubts began to erupt in her mind.

Along with them came nervousness and an indescribable feeling. What am I thinking?? I'm a healer for Milis-Sama's sake! And if there is really a problem, I'll do everything in my power to solve it.

Strengthening her resolve, she put her first-born child beside her on the bed, who had already fallen asleep after filling his tummy. She gave a gentle look to her child, a look that could only be seen on a mother's face, and kissed his forehead before settling herself on the bed, hoping to muster all her remaining strength for the impending labor.

A few minutes passed. After Lilia gathered all the necessary items, the labor process started once again. Since Zenith felt her last contractions and gave birth to her first child, miraculously, she was no longer in any pain. Instead, the process went as smoothly as it could.

After only a few pushes, her second bundle of joy was born; safe and sound.

"H-how is it?" A tired voice echoed in the room.

Lilia cut the umbilical cord and held the little child in her hands. For a moment, she forgot to respond to her mistress' voice and stared at the baffling sight of her second young master.

Small... That was the only word she could think to describe this newly born life. Even as she held him in her hands, the child's size was not larger than her single palm, giving her a completely different feeling compared to her first young master. This child was soft and smooth, almost too delicate to handle. She wondered if his skin would start to burn under the sunlight, a thought that seemed absurd. What shocked her even more was that this child, like the first, wasn't crying. His head had a few strands of blonde hair that were completely identical to her mistress'.

"L-Lilia? Is... Is something wr-wrong?" Zenith asked weakly, unable to summon the strength to stand and look at her second child. Exhausted from the ordeal she had just endured, she struggled to remain conscious, desperate to hold her child, fearing the worst due to the absence of cries.

Lilia's body shook as she hurried to Zenith's side. Assessing her condition, she swiftly wrapped a clean towel around the child before gently placing him in Zenith's care. "Madam, you should feed the second young master immediately. It may sound abrupt, but while his breathing is stable, it's better to err on the side of caution…" She spoke softly, mindful not to sound insensitive.

Unlike the worried maid, Zenith's eyes gleamed when she noticed his resemblance to her. Since her little bundle of joy had opened his eyes slightly, she could see the blue shade of his innocent eyes. As long as you're fine and alive... She whispered in her mind.

Without any further delay, she positioned his mouth to her overflowing left nipple, as the other one had been used by her first child, who sucked a great amount of milk, leaving her nipple sore.

As she lay down, she adjusted her position and placed him by her side. Little by little, time passed, and her sweet child finally decided to stop nursing, giving her a quick break to gobble down all the warm honey the housemaid had brought.

After satisfying her hunger and gaining a bit of strength, she decided to stay with her children for a while longer. By now, her second son's eyes had started to droop, indicating that he was about to fall asleep.

Seeing this, Zenith smiled and kissed his forehead before whispering a few words with a motherly gaze, "Have a peaceful first night, my sweet child..."

Just like her children, she also drifted off, and as she did, her mind went blank, falling asleep.

On the other hand, the maid of the Greyrat house couldn't help but smirk while imagining what expression the man of the house would make after finding out what happened in his absence.

Let's see how long he will take to return. It seems he really hasn't changed... Same as rash as ever.