Meeting Zhi

Zhi tagged behind his master and Principal Liam as the two elders chatted happily while Liam personally led them through the university halls.

One would expect the two to have a cultured conversation, given their stature as the principals of two of the most prestigious universities on floor zero, however, their conversation was anything but cultured.

"I must say, Mu Ban, your beard does look amazing. It has no freckles, no frizz, it's just so straight, shiny and sexy" Liam said, as he admired Mu Ban's long and luscious beard.

"The secret to my beard is Troyland horse poop. I apply a pack twice a week on my full beard….. it makes my beard as long and sexy as a horse's tail" Mu Ban said as Liam nodded in keen interest.

"As you can see, I suffer from a lot of beard entanglement…. Maybe I could use some horse poop myself-" Liam said, as he pointed towards his own curly and patchy beard, which Mu Ban inspected with keen interest.