Debauchery Life Of A Reincarnator!

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"...in.."

"..in.....ke...up".

"Jin wake up, Mom left for the farm already".

..Huh..?

..Where am I?

..Who is talking?

I looked around, trying to take a measure of the situation, and what I saw took my breath away.. I saw an angel sitting on my stomach, blonde hair, fair nose, long eyelashes with hypnotic green eyes, which were blinking innocently at me....if you ignore her sinful body and our awkward position I would have thought I was in heaven right now..

My thought process abruptly stopped after taking in the current situation..

He: Blink* blink*

She: Blink* blink* (tilting head innocently)

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I got myself together, well hoping to atleast and asked her the first thing that came to my mind..

"Who are you?"

She looked at me confusedly and replied,

"What do you mean who am I? Did you hit your head or something?"

I looked at her eyes, trying to figure out if this is one of those pranks made by my friends and at any moment they would come out of nowhere and shout at me April fool!!

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But as seconds passed by she seems a bit fed up with the situation and lowered her face to my level (as it seems I was lying on a bed) and out of nowhere kissed me..

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Alright wtf is going on?!

.."huh?"

I uttered after she ended our brief lip kiss as that's the only thing I was capable of in this unique situation I got myself in..

"Don't huh me! Get freshen up and eat something.. We will be late for our work".

She stated after getting up and went towards the door, which is by what my meagre knowledge clarified is made from some kind of bamboos pit up together which I don't know is even working properly as a door..

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"And she left..".

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Alright me! Calm down and try to figure out wtf is going on..

Breath in..

Breath out..

Breath in..

Breath out..

After calming down a bit (I hope so), I tried to recollect my memories of last night, which is nothing much than getting wasted with my buddies after our graduation celebration..

Well I wasn't much of an academic type but I try to get by somewhat and barely made to the graduation.. My passion lies in traveling and learning new things which is impossible if you don't have money.. And I enjoy novels, fanfics, as any other teenager would do..

You might be wondering why I was talking about myself as well as novels and fics but you should know that's the only thing comes to mind after such an unique experience first in the morning.. It would seem like a bit narcissistic but I was atleast quite good looking, not over-the-top model mind you, but I get by pretty easy if I need to pick up girls.. Well try to maintain a good health, do sports and I'm pretty sure you will get a girl, if you are wondering..

So where was I?...

Yeah, I wasn't loner by any means, I had a gf with whom after a few dates I got bored of at her never-ending talks about her friends and stuff and decided to break-up, though we are still good friends now and kept contact with eachother..

So why am I talking about her?

Well just now someone extremely beautiful (compared to my ex-girlfriend atleast) kissed me no questions asked, I don't know about you but that's unique situation for me atleast as I live with my friends or roomates who better or worse are only guys.. Yeah I'm orphan and lived by subsidy from government till now..

So how come there be a girl in our room?

So only conclusion I came to is that I somehow or other transferred/transmigrated/reincarnated to another world.. Yeah reading too much fanfics do that to you..

Hmm.. But I don't remember meeting any ROB or Truck-kun last night..

Also did I get any cheat or something?

With an unbearable amount of hope and sanity I can retain I voiced out the words that if any of my friends ever heard would be the end of me..

"..Sta..tus?".

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Sigh*

Someone kill me now..

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[.. loading..].. an inorganic voice intoned in my head, which to be honest suprised the fuck out of me.

"What the fuck!"

After the initial surprise I calmed down and checked the screen that's in front of me..

"Loading?, now what?"

I waited with anticipation of what's to come now and how my life will be changed from now on or it's already changed since I'm transmigrated or something or I hope so for my sanity to be intact..

[.. loading..]

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[.. Synchronising..]

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[..10%..]

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[..20%..]

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[..50%..]

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[..90%..]

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[..99%..]

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I don't know what came to me but as soon as I saw 99%, I prayed to any and all god there is that please make this 99 a 100..

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After a long insufferable tense minute..

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[Synchronising Completed]

[Bonded to Soul of Host]

[.. initialising..]

[Please say functions to know any and every details]

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With the nerve racking last minute gone, I breathed a sigh of relief I don't know I was holding in..

"Functions?".

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[Status]

[Shop]

[Quests]

[Widgets]

[Settings]

[Please press '?' to know about the said functions]

I did as mentioned and found out the little tidbits of the things my system showed.. As anyone could guess Status shows my physical/mental/spiritual kind of ability and measures of my whole being in numerical value.. Shop is where I can buy things from points I get from doing quests.. Quests is self explanatory.. In widgets I can find quite helpful options like watch, a minimap, notes, outfits, equipments and inventory.. Settings lets me change System Display, Shorcuts for widgets, Voice activation, Mental command etc..

I guess I need to find out more of how the system works later because I have yet to know what's my situation and where the fuck am I.. I tried checking the MAP which only showed the room I'm currently in.. Trying to Zoom out I looked at the current making of landscapes without name, which maybe will be filled as I discover them and at the end of Zooming out I got a planet which looks much bigger than what Earth should have been and much different.. The planet is known as Terra or named as such in my System Map and surrounding it are what appears to be 3 moons without any name..

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Now I went to Inventory where I have seen an '!' sign blinking rapidly.. I mentally pressed it..

[Memory package found, assimilate?]

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Will it change me or something if I assimilate someone else's memory?

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[Negative]

..I wasn't expecting an answer to be honest.. So far system didn't seems like an Ai assistant to me..

..Hmm.. If there is no negative effect then sure.. Do the assimilation, since I don't know from left to right what's going on or where am I..

[Proceeding]

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Then I fell unconscious..