Fried Chicken

"Riaaaaas~" A soft, seductive voice called out.

"Riaaaas darling~" Again, it called out, prompting the crimson haired heiress to open her eyes.

Only to get a face full of lukewarm water, courtesy of her dear friend and love interest. Akeno had an amused smirk on her face as Rias sat up with a grimace.

"What..? Can't a girl rest peacefully after getting beaten into unconciousness?" Rias asked while rubbing her eyes.

"You got off lightly. Issei had multiple fractures, a testicular injury and some nerve damage. Kiba, Koneko and Gasper got away with light fractures." Akeno said while helping Rias up.

"Ungh.. What about Asia?" She asked, rubbing her head.

"I don't have the heart to beat up someone so cute.." Akeno admitted.

"WHAT!? Then why'd you beat me up!?" Rias shouted, offended.

"Different level of cute. I can show you the chart again. You're cute, yes. But your 'hot' and 'sexy' stats are higher. That, and of course because you need the combat experience." Akeno pushed up her imaginary glasses as she explained.

"...All right, I accept that answer. So, what's the evaluation?" Rias asked as Akeno took her inside the manor, sitting Rias on her lap as she sat at the desk in the study.

"Well. Kiba's improved in the five days we've been here. Speed and strength-wise, he's more than qualified for upper-high class. He can move in quick bursts up to five hundred and fifty kilometers an hour. He's being healed by Asia in the living room." Akeno replied, resting her chin on Rias' shoulder while her arms wrap around Rias' waist.

"Something I'm sure he's happy about. Pain doesn't really distract him from his goal." Rias added, basking in Akeno's presence with a small smile.

"Koneko's not quite there yet with Senjutsu but she met the strength requirement. I think confronting Kuroka might help her though. Gasper's done well with his Sacred Gear but still lacks in the physical department except in speed. So he'll need someone to be his support." Akeno continued, hearing Rias hum in acknowledgement as she went on.

"Issei's the one I'm a bit concerned about. He's weak, easily distracted when we fight and even for a teenage boy, he's far too horny. He even came up with a move to remove women's clothing. Anyone able to overcome the shock and embarrassment is then going to beat his ass after he uses the move. And- wait are you listening?" Akeno asked, seeing Rias far too interested in her thighs.

"I was. But I was also thinking about your legs. What? I can multitask." Rias admitted with a wry smile.

"After that Bee Movie training, it'd be impossible otherwise. But I guess you really just wanted to hear about your evaluation, right?" Akeno asked with a small head tilt as Rias turned her body and straddled her friend's lap.

"Well yeah! Ever since my pieces changed, I've felt something inside me change. It's been a while since then and the change has been gradual. But now? It feels dormant. I can kinda feel the same thing from you, but I have to be close." Rias explained while her hands grasped Akeno's shoulder.

"Are you sure you aren't just doing this to feel me up? We've been staying in a place where your parents aren't monitering. I'm surprised you've been this.. tame. I half expected you to tie me down and have your way with me." Akeno replied, seeing Rias pout.

"Well first of all.. I've been exhausted after your sadistic training. And second, I'm waiting for us to beat the herbs and spices out of Riser to actually do anything. Third.. Well you don't usually instigate any intimate moments so I guess I've started to get insec-" Rias was cut off mid sentence by Akeno, who pushed her onto her desk and sealed her lips with her own.

"Mmmmph!?" Rias' voice was muffled as Akeno pressed down on her, finding the Fallen's tongue invading her mouth as Akeno's thigh pressed into Rias' womanhood.

"Aahm" Rias' face heated up as Akeno's hands ran down her face possessively.

After another five seconds of rather intense kissing and light rubbing, Akeno pulled her face away from Rias', seeing the Heiress' reddened yet happy face made her smile.

"With how aggressive you are in showing your lust and affection for me, there's no way I wouldn't feel anything back. You know I care for you, Rias. It's why I don't reciprocate. Your parents might try to take you away from me. And there's no way I'm ever letting that happen." Akeno whispered while rubbing her fingers down Rias' reddened cheek.

"Y-Yeah.. Sorry. I was being stupid." Rias admitted with a rather happy smile.

Then she licked her lips.

"No.. If we continue, we're definitely going to end up having sex." Akeno shook her head with a small grin.

"Aw come on. I have more self control than that!" Rias sat up with a frown.

"..." Akeno simply responded to her with an incredulous look.

"..No I don't"/"No you don't" They both said at the same time.

"Just rest like the others for now. We have a general plan and we're far stronger than them. It should be more of a show than an actual fight." Akeno said, undoing the orange ribbon holding her hair.

"Aw so no blades? They look cool." Rias complained while she sat on the desk.

"What I have in mind is more theatrical.. and funny!" Akeno replied with a devious smile.

"Well then I look forward to it! Which reminds me.. the nun stuff probably arrived already. I'll be back!" Rias exclaimed before entering a teleportation circle and disappearing.

"I get the feeling she bought something risque." Akeno sighed before leaving the room.

-Two days later, Underworld-

After greeting Sirzechs, Zeoticus and Venelana, the ORC had quickly sequestered themselves in the arena. Which came in the form of Kuoh Academy. They arrived early, since they didn't want to interact with the Phenex family. Once inside, they settled in the club room and waited for Grayfia's announcement to start the battle. Akeno stood at the desk with Rias, while Issei, Kiba, Gasper, Koneko and Asia sat in the adjacent seats. Though they all seemed a little distracted by Akeno's outfit.

She was wearing a white cloak over an all black tight fitting leotard along with long gloves and thigh high boots. It definitely 'looked' holy, sonewhat. But the areas where she was exposed made the outfit look more like cosplay than anything a holy warrior would wear.

"Rias?" Akeno called out, ignoring the intense stare Issei was giving her.

"Er.. y-yes?" Rias replied, looking down at her desk.

"Where did you get this? A cosplay store?" Akeno asked while shaking her head.

"I.. Well I asked my Mother if she could get it. I don't really know where she got it from.." Rias muttered a reply.

"Oh whatever.. It'll work. Is everyone good with the plan? Riser's group will probably end up on the opposite end of the school." Akeno folded her arms and explained.

"Right. Yuuto, you and Issei will make your way to the gym. Koneko and Gasper will make their way outside and circle around. Asia and I will be in the rear, ready to assist if you need healing. And Akeno... is going to-" Rias was cut off when Grayfia's voice echoed throughout the battlefield.

"Lord Riser Phenix and Lady Rias Gremory are both in position. The Rating Game shall commence within one minute." Grayfia's monotone voice called out.

"I'll go play with the birds." Akeno smirked sadistically before grabbing a bible and walking out of the room.

"Oh.. I actually feel bad for the guy now." Issei shivered, remembering that particular smile.

He wasn't alone though. Koneko's Nekoshou ears flattened, Kiba looked away, Gasper hid in a cardboard box, Asia ducked under the desk and Rias hid her face in her hands.

"Yeah stay away from Riser's end of the school unless you'd rather be collateral damage..' Rias muttered.

"The Rating Game shall now commence!" Grayfia's voice sounded out again, followed by something rocketing throughout the hall.

"She's going to have fun with him. So intercept and take down Riser's pieces!" Rias commanded.

"Understood! Let's go, Issei!" Kiba replied before making his way out of the clubroom.

"Good luck, Prez!" Issei saluted before running after Kiba.

"We'll be off." Koneko waved as she picked up the box Gasper was in and leapt out of the nearest window.

"Eh!! Koneko my heart's not readyyyy!!" Gasper shouted as they leapt to the first floor.

"Um.. will they be alright?" Asia asked meekly.

"Actually it's Riser's peerage I'm concerned for. Kiba got the chivalry beaten out of him and Issei is.... well, Issei. Koneko's been itching to get a win, since Akeno just kept beating her throughout the week. And Gasper's a cheat code. I feel bad.. almost." Rias said with a devilish smirk.

Meanwhile, Akeno had sprinted through the hall, entering the central area where she suddenly stopped, right before an explosion destroyed the hallway in front of her. Raising her head up, she saw Riser's Queen flying above her with her hand outstretched.

"Hoh~ I swear I almost had you there, Storm Queen." Yubelluna said with a mocking smile.

"I see his pride isn't just shared by him. What? Did taking his loads make you arrogant too? What are you doing, acting like you've got the upper hand after failing to hit me?" Akeno asked incredulously.

"..You bitch." Yubelluna scowled and prepared to attack once more, until her vision went completely white and she fell from the sky gracelessly.

"..Wh..What..?" Yubelluna asked, only registering the loud boom and searing pain after falling to the ground.

"Floating in the sky like a dipshit makes you an easy target. Guess his loads made you as stupid as he is. Bye~" Akeno waved with a smile before continuing her mad dash as Yubelluna was teleported away.

"Lord Riser's Queen: Retired" Grayfia's voice echoed, this time sounding amazed.

"It hasn't even a minute.." Zeoticus muttered in his seat, unaware of the strange expression his wife was making beside him.

"A one hit K.O.." Sirzechs hummed with a smile in his seat.

"What trickery is this!? How did Yubelluna fall so easily!?" Riser shouted, baring his teeth.

"Maybe.. they set up a trap? But how?" Ravel muttered next to him.

"It matters not. In the end, Riser will win.. Perhaps Riser will use Rias' peerage to draw her out. Then, being the softhearted master she is, she'll surrender to Riser." Riser huffed to himself with a calculative grin.

"Ara~ That'd certainly work. Even if she knew they wouldn't die, she still loathes to see them hurt. Solid plan! But I think you forgot something?" Both Riser and Ravel heard a voice on the other side of the nearest wall.

"And that is..?" Riser asked, both him and Ravel summoning flames to their hands.

The wall then exploded violently, sending chunks of debris at the Phenix siblings that they quickly smashed and burned away. Akeno stepped in, an open bible in her right hand and a smile on her face.

"That you wouldn't be leaving this place in one piece~ Oh and I see you're spending quality time with little Ravel. Fortunately for her, I have no issues with her!" Akeno exclaimed before ducking a wisp of flames and gabbing onto Ravel's leg and flinging her through the nearest window, where her body flew like a speeding bullet until she smashed into the football/soccer field.

"But you?" Akeno turned, moving her head to the side and avoiding a flaming fist.

Akeno smacked the spine of the book into Riser's nose, grabbed him by his hair and smashed his face into the floor, scattering several teeth across the tiles.

"Ahem! You, I'm going to fuck up. Let's start with this~" Akeno smiled as she flipped through the bible's pages and opened her mouth.

"Here we go. A reading from Ezekial. She lusted after their male consorts, whose sexual organs were like those of donkeys and whose ejaculation was like that of horses~" Akeno calmly recited, hearing Riser cry out in pain as his face healed.

"Augh! Mute the battle if she recites more... strange.. bible verses!" Zeoticus winced.

"What.. What kind of filth!?" Riser roared, only to be kicked in the testicles.

"I'm not done, KFC. We're just getting started~" Akeno's smile grew just a little wider as Riser's face paled.

[AN: Sorry for the wait. After OCRS I took a little break. Thought about my future in writing and came to a decision. For those of you who read this because of my work in the RWBY fic? I have some news.

I'll be starting another. Of course, a Yuri story. It'll be about someone a certain 9 tailed Goddess reincarnates into an AU Remnant. They get the [Gamer] system too. So if you hate that premise, ignore this. I'm personally excited for it though. Here's the schedule, as uncertain as it is.

Weekly there may be one chap, or two. One for DxD, one for RWBY. Depends how busy work is, you know? Thanks for understanding!]