ch 17: war!!!

After I returned from the walpurgis everything was set in place the disoriented body of the king was sent with the letter to threaten that fucking kingdom.

Oh, also, a war is coming up, so that's cool, right? NOT!! BECAUSE I WONR KILL ANYONE SO NOT COOL!!! Well, maybe I'll have a threesome with some knights, but with killing, it'll be so much more fun.

Well, there's nothing I can do about that since I want "World piece"!!! (rimuru beauty pageant era)

Well, time for the WAR!!

timeskip (brought to you buy diablo kissing ass skill)

"ATTACK BITCHES!!" I said to my subordinates while I was eating a popcorn watching.

"oohhh he's a snack!!"

timeskip*( brought to you by rimuru chan horniness)

"Well, that was a fun war, wasn't it?" u said, turning to hinata who looked like was beaten by the Gods... Well technically she was since u beat her ass.

"Now time to PARTAYYY!!" I said loudly, and everyone just unconsciously nodded.

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"ughhh" I said, waking up after a long gang bang.

"Hey, wake up guys it's morning," I said, turning to some random humans and even the king himself so it was REALLY fun.

After that, I got ready and prepared for the close tournament!!!

timeskip (thus timeskip is as huge as rimuru chan ass)

Well, during the timeskip, a lot happened. ramiris made a dungeon with my consent , and the preparation for shit has been ongoing.

and right now, I'm in the guild since I want fun time. you know?

"I'll take this, it looks fun," I said to the receptionist

and I quickly go on my merry way.

while I was in any way, I saw a lot of adventurer give them blowjob and such.

and yeah, my adventure was halted when someone called out to me. "HEY!" The mysterious man yelled at me "YEEEESSS" I said, doing all cute stuff, and the mysterious person introduced himself.

"My name Is Rudras, and I can't help but call out to you" ' OFCOURSE YOU CANR HELP I ISED MY CODEX SKILL DUHH' I thought internally while giving him the cutest smile I can give.

And you know what we did after?? WE FUCKED!!

Rudras quickly go over to me and kissed me and lick my body from head to toe