Young Master Mo~ UwU
The Hover Sword landed on the ground.
Meng Gou got off, landing on the ground as the rest of the disciples jumped down. He collected the Hover Sword and it shrunk, disappearing into his Storage Ring.
All round them, different Sect Masters had their disciples behind them. They looked over at Meng Gou, cupping their fists, "Sect Leader Meng." Meng Gou was wearing a black suit and cupped his fists, smiling "Sect Leaders…"
The other disciples sized up the disciples from the Heavenly Sword Sect, snorting at their fashionable uniforms.
The boys had a white dress shirt with a gold striped blue tie, gray slacks, brown loafers, and a dark blue blazer with the logo of the Sect on the chest.
The girls wore basically the same thing, however they had gray skirts with black stockings.
However, Jin Wu had customized his blazer into a black one with red cloud patterns. Also, his tie was loose and the top button of his shirt was unbuttoned.
Somehow, these disciples got a free and easy aura from him…
Jin Wu wasn't even paying attention, the Sect uniform was mandatory on Sect trips, missions, and inside the Sect. Anytime else, it was fine to wear other things.
However! Customizing your blazer wasn't against the rules!
But Jin Wu didn't know that when Mu Yu and Meng Gou saw it, their noses turned up in anger.
Mu Yu called him a weeb and they wrestled for 15 minutes.
Meng Gou just sighed and complained to Shi Lan.
Long Zi also customized his blazer, turning it purple. He quite liked this new style of clothing, it was very breathable… Not to mention, fast to put on! Previously, it took 30 minutes to get into and out of the traditional robes. There were so many belts, sashes, pendants, etc…
Thinking about it now, Long Zi felt that it was just a headache.
Not to mention, these new shoes were 100x more comfortable than the cloth shoes from before!
Long Zi approved!
And that was all anyone could ask for really.
As Jin Wu stared off into space thinking about how to scam every living being in existence, Meng Gou looked around, smiling "We shouldn't be late, fellow daoists?" The Sect Masters shook their heads, eyeing up Meng Gou's clothes, finding it very handsome.
They started chatting as they waited for the Secret Realm to open up.
Meng Gou talked about where he got the clothes and the Sect Masters turned green!
Golden Willow City again!?
Then Meng Gou started bragging about his future child. The Sect Masters glared at Meng Gou in envy, wishing that they were as blessed!
As they all chatted, exchanging contact information for the first time, a loud neigh sounded in the sky.
Everyone looked up and saw a golden carriage being pulled by 2 winged horses. It slowly landed in front of everyone and the door opened. An old man walked out, ignoring all living beings as he stood on the side.
A young man with a frivolous look walking out of the carriage, smiling gently as though he was the living reincarnation of Buddha.
Jin Wu looked at this guy sarcastically, this is the classic hypocrite enemy. He pulled Mu Yu behind him and she pursed her lips, peeking over his shoulder.
Should be said.
Jin Wu was around 6'2 and Mu Yu was easily 5'11, she was easily able to look over his shoulder while standing on her tiptoes.
The frivolous looking guy scanning the crowd, satisfied with the reception.
Jin Wu muttered, "What a self-righteous guy…" Mu Yu giggled quietly, whispering, "Do you think he thinks the world revolves around him?" Jin Wu laughed and nodded, "100%!"
The Old man's eyes opened wide and he shouted like thunder, "BOLD!" before slapping at Jin Wu's head. Jin Wu stepped to the side before the old man even slapped, looking at the old man sarcastically.
The old man trembled in rage, this junior looked like he was insulting all 18 generations of his ancestors! How could the old man swallow this breath? No! All 9 generations needed to be uprooted and exterminated!
He moved and flashed in front of Jin Wu, pressing a palm at his head as Jin Wu blinked.
Long Zi shouted "Bold!" stretching his hand out in an instant before pausing and taking it back with a surprised smile.
Jin Wu popped out of existence, reappearing next to Meng Gou with Mu Yu still behind him, complaining "Sect Master, this old fart tried to kill me." Meng Gou nearly coughed out all 5 liters of blood in his body, looking at Jin Wu helplessly.
Isn't this your fault?
Jin Wu looked at his helpless look, stunned, retorting "Sect Master!" Meng Gou turned and said, "Brat! Why can't you be more like my genius son?!" Jin Wu was speechless as Mu Yu said dumbfoundedly, "Sect Master, your son isn't even born yet…" Meng Gou snorted and said arrogantly, "It's your fortune to not be born in the same Era as him!"
Mu Yu and Jin Wu had big question marks over their heads, not understanding at all. What kind of weirdo is this Sect Master?!
Meng Gou looked at the stunned old man and frowned slightly, these damn corpses… Buzzing around like flies all day long!
Meanwhile the old man was confused, wondering how those two disappeared in front of him.
Long Zi sneered at the old man as Yu Linling shouted happily, "Waaah~! A UR! Hahaha! Brother Long, look! I brushed a UR! Heehee~"
The atmosphere collapsed in an instant and the frivolous young man shouted, "Lao Kui!" Lao Kui appeared next to the young man, bowing "The slave must be punished, young master!" The young man smiled generously, "When we return, I'll have father give you 100 whips!" Lao Kui trembled and nearly collapsed.
100 whips!?
I'm afraid my old bones can't take it!
You know! The whip master coats the end of the whip with steel!
The last guy took two whips and met his father!
Of course, the young man was talking nonsense. He wouldn't beat his own servant for a few pariahs.
Instead the young man turned and looked at Jin Wu, more specifically, Mu Yu behind him.
Jin Wu looked alarmed and covered Mu Yu, warning the young man with his eyes. Who was the young man? He wasn't threatened at all, chuckling to himself, looking through Jin Wu, saying "This young lady, may I know your name?"
Everyone else gasped in shock, looking at Mu Yu with envy.
Jin Wu didn't even know who this guy was. Yu Linling looked up and gasped, "Mo Xun?! The 4th Prince?!" Jin Wu groaned, this damn lightbulb! Are you a part of the main cast or the exposition machine?! Pick a damn lane!
But this guy… Big trouble…
Mu Yu's face turned ugly, she didn't want to answer but it seemed to be impossible not to…
Jin Wu suddenly yelped and covered his chest 'shyly' pinching his voice, "Young master Mo… my name is Yan Hua~ But we've only just met UwU~" Mo Xun's face froze and Mu Yu covered her mouth, resting her back on Jin Wu's, her entire body shaking as she tried to contain the laughter.
Long Zi's lips twitched and Jin Wu twisted like a water snake, "I-If young master Mo wants… I'm willing~" Mo Xun suddenly felt sick and his face paled as he swallowed, beads of sweat dripping down his forehead.
Everyone sucked in a cold breath of air, feeling their skin crawl.
Jin Wu sneered on the inside, everyone knows that homosexuality is a deterrent in cultivation novels!
He continued twisting, blushing shyly, "Huahua is so happy~" Mo Xun couldn't even speak, he was scared he might throw up. As he was swaying on the spot from nausea, a massive vortex appeared behind him, in front of everyone.
Mo Xun quickly dragged a few coolies from the carriage and rushed into the Secret Realm.
Jin Wu sneered and Meng Gou's lips twitched, saying "Everyone enter the Secret Realm. Be sure to use caution! Treasures and Inheritances are only useful if you're alive!"
The Disciples nodded solemnly, walking into the portal along with the disciples of the other Sects.
Jin Wu looked at Lao Kui and sneered, muttering "Stupid fuck." as he pulled Mu Yu to the portal. She lost it and erupted into gut busting laughter as Jin Wu smiled, turning to Long Zi, "Coming, bro?"
Long Zi chuckled and followed along as Yu Linling said "Ah! Wait for me!" chasing after them as they all entered the Secret Realm.
Meng Gou looked at Lao Kui, who was trembling in rage, before sighing. He really hoped everyone could come back alive this time, every time they came to this Secret Realm his heart aches for all the lost disciples…
He sighed to himself, shaking his head, this world was a cruel one… It's better to brag and think of something else.
After that thought, he turned to the other Sect Masters, smiling "The Secret Realm should be going for a month or so, how about visiting Golden Willow City?" The Sect Masters looked at each other before nodding with a smile.
Meng Gou jumped on the Hover Sword and they all flew away, leaving Lao Kui on the spot with his face changing between all colors of the rainbow.