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♦ Topic: The Nine gone?
In: Boards ► Global ► BREAKING NEWS ►Capes
FarSight (Veteran Member) (Verified Cape)
Posted On Feb 22nd, 2001 :
Greetings ladies and gentlemen, I bring you news from Ellisburg.
For those that don't know me, I am the Marvelous FarSight, Post Cog at your service. Country ranged clairvoyant, limited to only seeing the past, alongside an additional power to imprint my memories onto a piece of paper. Now, on to the news.
For context, as some may have heard, a cape named Nilbog tried to take over with his bio tinker (?) creations. PRT got called, and Nilbog stood his ground. At least until Goliath appeared. Not much details besides Nilbog got shat on.
Imagelink1, Imagelink2, Imagelink3
Yeah, a face only a mother could love.
After that, there was basically no action from the big guy. He just stood there.
That was until yesterday, when the Nine attacked Ellisburg. Why? No idea, there are barely any civilians here anyway.
Long story short? They got bodied.
Proof1
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►Bagrat
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
First!
And goddam
I am going to go celebrate!
►Nod
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Holy shit, seriously?
►Antigone
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Les's fucking go!!
Couldn't have happened to anyone worse
►Aloha
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
[Moderator Edit: While I understand the excitement, please keep yourself under control]
►Brilliger (Moderator)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Please keep the discussion relevant and let's not incite criminal behavior.
►Nod
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Damn, he's huge!
►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
He didn't move you say? For weeks? Doesn't sound normal.
Could he be a Bio Tinker creations?
Or maybe his trigger messed with his head?
►Bagrat
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Hmm, we don't have much to go off yet
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
While this is great news, am I the only one that is worried about how violent Goliath's attack was?
Everyone who ent up against him is dead after all.
►Lolitup
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Even if that's the case, the people he fought were a possible S-Class threat, and the Nine for god sake.
Who would hold back against these odds?
►Chrome
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
G-man is way Overpowered. This is nuts!
►Miss Mercury (Protectorate Employee)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Strictly speaking, I shouldn't condone acts of violence…
Fuck the Nine
►Acree
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
So the Nine is gone for good?
►BlueEyeWhiteDragon (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
I hope so
►HighasStone
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Woo!! Party!!!
►Space Zombie
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Was anyone injured in the attack?
► EmilyPiggot (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
I was stationed at Ellisburg, so I can say that while there were injuries, there are no casualties.
Was still a shit show nonetheless
►Good Ship Morpheus
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Did any survive? If they did, were they captured by the PRT?
►BadSamurai
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Gotta wait till we get an official statement for that, doubt the PRT will be saying much till then.
►Dawgsmiles (Veteran Member)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Do we at least have more info on Goliath's abilities?
►Lolitup
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Go to this thread
►SilverGuy
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Oh nice
►Watcher (muted)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
►Legend4Life
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Y'know, as great as this is
He really is one ugly mf
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►Divide
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
This is wild!
►AverageAlexandros (Cape Husband)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
@GoodShipMorpheus I just heard from my wife. It hasn't been announced yet, but Protectorate has managed to capture Nyx and Jack without incident! Although they were nearly dead when captured.
►FarSight (Veteran Member) (Verified Cape) (Original Poster)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
@AverageAlexandros, Honestly, I wished they were all dead. No one deserves it more than them
I would know
►Valkyr (Wiki Warrior)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
I've updated the Wiki with what we known about Goliath.
►NoobMaster69
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Why did the dumbass Nine decide to attack the HULKING GIANT of all things?
►Sinl3ss
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
It's because Jack Slash is a moron, we don't need a Thinker to see that.
► EmilyPiggot (Verified PRT Agent)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Seconded
►Sothoth
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
!
►Time&TimeAgain
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
I mean, fighting an Endbringer lite was probably a bad idea in hindsight
►HeroOfJustice
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
It's good that criminals like them are gone now
►GoldMorning
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
I'm so glad the Nine got their asses handed to them. They're just an excuse for sadism, and we're better off with them gone.
►Legend (Verified Cape)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
While I don't condone murder, I will say that I am glad that the Nine is gone
►Chaosfaith
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Wow! From the Legend himself
Badum tiss
►Boy_Toy
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
That was bad and you should feel bad
►Acree
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
What was that thing in the last picture? Some kind of mental attack? Didn't kno people can even bleed from all the orifices like that
►Procto the Unfortunate Tinker (Not a tinker)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
@Time&TimeAgain Let's note make any Endbringer comparisons yeah?
►D3@tH (Banned)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
THE FOOLISH SHALL BE CULLED!!
THE THIRD HAS AWOKEN, HIS THE YOUNG SHALL LEARN AND THE WORLD SHALL BE CLEANSED
[This user has been banned for 3 weeks: Seriously? Do I need a reason?]
►ColdBreaker (Verified 9 Survivor)
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
In the name of my dead family, I thank you Goliath. May God bless you.
►NoobMaster69
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
@D3@tH Go die in a ditch
[User has received an infraction for this post: Rules are rules, even if they deserve it]
►HighasStone
Replied On Feb 22nd, 2001:
Party baby!
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Emily sighed as she closed her laptop.
She couldn't get a break, could she?
When she was told that she was being stationed back at Ellisburg, she was hopeful.
Sure, she'll be right beside Goliath, but the thing hasn't moved at all since its conversation with Eidolon and Alexandria. Before that, it hadn't even moved for over a week.
So she was hoping that this was going to be an easy job. She thought all she was going to do, was sit in her office and probably read a magazine or something. She could live with that, she has had enough excitement from Nilbog.
But no, of course, the moment she arrives here, Goliath starts moving. The plants around him start growing at visible speeds.
If that was all, it was still acceptable, but instead the plants started being changed.
She saw a few of those plants grow and intertwine with one another as the earth broke apart and formed into a giant house.
A few PRT officers decided to test their luck and take a quick scan of these houses. Results show that it was all tinkertech. Not just any tinkertech, but what seems to be a specialty, focusing on 'environmental friendliness' of all things.
As if people didn't need more reason to treat him as the new parahuman Jesus.
That was all the plants were doing, but the rest was mostly cosmetic. Trees are being formed, giving sidewalks some shade. Plants being made, giving wonderful aromas. Some of the officers even said that they looked like heaven.
Emily hated it.
Don't get her wrong; the fact that a good portion of it seemed to be biotinkering did press a few wrong buttons, but that wasn't the real problem. The real problem was that she was going to have to write a report about this. Just when she was preparing to relax.
But fine, she could still accept that. She swallowed down her pride and began working.
Just as she was halfway there, the nine appeared. How did she know? Her computer screen exploded in her face. The worst part? She was pretty sure the report she wrote was lost.
Emily was sure that if she could have triggered she would have done so right now.
She didn't even get to mobilise a squad before Hatchet Face and Chuckles appeared side-by-side in the PRT building.
Soon both Jack and the Siberian appeared, and most of the stationed Capes were down.
Then she got front-row seats to the absolute massacre that happened afterwards, and for once, the Nine were on the opposite end.
Shatterbird and Crawler were disintegrated, turned to dust, reduced to atoms. She saw them silently scream as they broke apart. Terrifying shit.
Jack fell, bleeding from every goddamn hole in his body and having a seizure.
Siberian just popped; she had no idea what happened there.
Winter, Crimson, Chuckles, and Hatchet Face were torn apart by the Red Knights.
And don't get her started on them.
She picked up the file about them.
/Made of strange, exotic materials, the metal continuously produces an exothermic reaction. When acting on kinetic energy, exothermic reactions increase greatly. A swing of their sword is enough to light a sizeable flame./
/Material releases an unknown gas. When gas comes into contact with open wounds, it causes said wounds to rot and fester. If the gas reacts with a flame, the flame will not be put out as long as it has biological material for fuel./
/Intelligent, subservient to their creator. Protects the area from hostiles. Extremely violent when provoked./
As if she didn't need more of a damn reason to worry.
Where was her relaxation? What god did sh*t piss off?