Chapter 581: Moon Fixer Fang Mo

"Six."

Ancient One could not help but speak as he looked at the ground.

Right after he spoke, the ground began to tremble shortly thereafter.

Countless beams of white light burst forth from the crevices between the rocks, followed by a rapid increase in ground temperature. All rocks began to soften and turn red, eventually becoming almost white-hot liquid.

About half a minute later.

A figure burst forth from the ground like a fountain.

"Ah! Damn!"

Accompanied by a familiar voice, the figure in mid-air landed steadily on the ground, then vigorously shook off the liquid magma on his body: "Damn, I've dug my own grave... Hmm?"

He had only spoken halfway.

Fang Mo also noticed Ancient One not far away.

"Why are you here?"

Seeing someone else was present, Fang Mo slightly restrained himself, coughed twice, and asked: "This is the Type-Moon world, not a place you should be."

"I just felt the changes in the gravitational tides."

Ancient One spoke: "I thought it was some creature causing trouble, only to find you were burying yourself."

"I was just testing a new weapon."

As Fang Mo spoke, he pulled out a Planet Eater Shovel from behind: "It's just that this thing's power is a bit outrageous, and I accidentally buried myself, definitely not cosplaying some top-lane hero like Tang San."

"What's a top-lane Tang San..."

"Of course, it's a gravedigger!" Fang Mo immediately replied: "Q is the Haotian Heavy Strike, W is the Blue Silver Cage, E is the Tang Sect Hidden Weapons, R is Revive, My Love!"

"..."

After listening, Ancient One was silent for a moment, but soon spoke up: "Actually, you can do all these abilities, right?"

"It seems your skill in making sarcastic comments has grown."

Hearing this, Fang Mo felt the corners of his eyes twitch slightly: "Is it just my imagination?"

"I'm not some obsolete fellow." Ancient One calmly stated: "The things the Director of S.H.I.E.L.D can learn... do you think I can't?"

"Can you turn into a black man?"

Upon hearing this, Fang Mo immediately asked.

"...No."

Ancient One's face darkened.

"Heh." Hearing this, Fang Mo intentionally laughed out loud, then sighed and said, "Ah, the first month without Fury, I miss him."

"So what exactly is that thing in your hand?"

However, Ancient One didn't follow up on that but instead focused on the Planet Eater Shovel: "This thing looks... quite dangerous."

"Oh, this."

Fang Mo looked down at the Shovel in his hand and then at the moon's surface, resembling ruins, thought for a moment, and said: "...Star Absorber."

"I feel like the moon's mass has decreased by at least one-seventh."

Ancient One stated: "Do you have any clue?"

"What clue could I possibly have?" Fang Mo replied, casually putting the Planet Eater Shovel back behind him: "Did you see me do anything?"

"..."

Ancient One also felt a bit of a headache listening to this: "If the moon's mass changes too much, it will affect the tidal gravity, which is very harmful to humans. This world should have its own timeline... or in your words, its own 'plot', right?"

"If the impact you caused is too large, then the world's plot will also change."

Ancient One cautioned.

"...It shouldn't be that serious."

Upon hearing Ancient One's words, Fang Mo unconsciously frowned; honestly, the plot he cared about involved only Boros and the entire Monster Association, as for Garou... honestly, he's just a kid being bullied.

According to the original idea of Saitama, just beating him up was enough, no need to take it too seriously.

But there's just too much mischief that could be done with the Monster Association.

Just with that Black Sperm, Fang Mo could think of a hundred ways to play, not to mention Rover, such a cute little dog. If tidal gravity indeed caused Z City to be flooded, then it would really be troublesome if the Monster Association lost its moves.

"Ah, never mind."

Thinking of this, Fang Mo waved his hand helplessly: "Then I'll just reluctantly clean up the mess."

"It's good that you understand this point."

Ancient One, hearing this, also felt a bit relieved.

"But while I'll clean up, whatever consequences arise, I'm not responsible for them," however, as Fang Mo spoke, he slowly drew a stone giant sword from behind: "Just filling up the mass should do, right?"

"...What are you planning to do?"

Ancient One asked.

"Tengai Shinsei."

Fang Mo did not waste words, directly swinging the giant sword forward, and soon a gigantic asteroid that covered the sky appeared in mid-air.

As this was the moon, where gravity is much lower than on Earth, the suddenly summoned asteroid didn't accelerate due to inertia, so its falling speed was not fast; it lightly crashed to the ground, then shattered into a pile of grey rubble.

"What are you doing?"

As Ancient One saw this, he also realized: "Wait, you're not planning to use meteors..."

However, before he could finish.

Not far away, Fang Mo furrowed his brow.

"No, this is too slow." Seeing this, Fang Mo suddenly smiled, then with a mighty swing forward shouted: "Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengay Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei Tengai Shinsei!!!"

And with Fang Mo's shouting.

The entire lunar surface suddenly became oppressively tense.

Ancient One instinctively looked up as if sensing something.

And the entire sky seemed as if it were covered, as hundreds of giant asteroids densely packed with rocks, obsidian, and metals, even including a few brown shit asteroids, under Fang Mo's control, all slowly crashed towards the lunar surface.

"..."

Seeing this, Ancient One's face went pale.

She could imagine how spectacular the scene of these asteroids hitting the ground would be.

Thus, without waiting for Fang Mo to speak, she directly opened a portal and left, not even uttering any extra words.

And her actions were indeed correct.

Because when the first batch of asteroids hit the ground, the scene was almost of an epic scale, with this bunch of shit asteroids exploding into waves several thousand meters high, although they were quickly suppressed by other asteroids, but the scene was indeed shockingly impressive...

...

When Fang Mo returned to Earth.

It was already midnight.

Only then did he look up at the night sky, where a bright moon hung in the mid-air.

Seeing that the traces on it had been almost completely erased by him, Fang Mo also felt somewhat relieved, it seems his repair techniques were still quite formidable.

Yes, he had swiped a large batch of asteroids on the lunar surface.

However, while swiping, Fang Mo realized he had indeed made a bit too big of a mess.

No wonder it was one of the graduation equipment, the Planet Eater Shovel; with one dig, the moon was almost gone, just using asteroids to fill it was really too laborious.

So, Fang Mo began to study other tricks.

If just creating matter, the Hot Spring Sword was the most convenient and quick, as the range of matter it created increased exponentially, but just creating spring water seemed a bit unreliable.

So, Fang Mo studied a bit.

He gave his own Laevatein an on-site Hot Spring Machine enhancement.

According to the description of the characteristics of the Hot Spring Machine enhancement, this device would generate different hot spring waters depending on the weapon's other characteristic terms, as well as the different enhancements.

Fang Mo tried sticking Laevatein into the ground, and soon, the sword began to gurgle out lava exponentially, which made Fang Mo breathe a sigh of relief, starting to find a mountain top to plug the sword in and go AFK.

And after the lava almost filled back the lunar surface.

Fang Mo then pulled out Leviathan, activating his Arcane Ring in its place.

The Arcane Ring, already in the Marvel Universe, had absorbed the ancient chill of the Winter Coffin, theoretically freezing a planet was no problem, and of course, a satellite like the moon was even less of an issue.

So very quickly, the lava cooled.

And turned back into a type of igneous rock.

Although it was a bit troublesome, at least Fang Mo managed to successfully fix the moon, and besides him and Ancient One, no other person would know that under the lunar rock, dozens of kilometers thick of primitive fecal seas were deeply buried.

This matter... let's just consider it a little surprise.

I believe that when the people of the One Punch world successfully land on the lunar surface and discover this, they will be utterly baffled.

In any case, the moon had indeed been repaired.

And Fang Mo naturally also returned home.

Today, after exploding a divine equipment, although a little hiccup occurred during the test, Fang Mo was indeed very satisfied with the power of the Planet Eater Shovel, so after taking a shower, he unusually did not watch TV all night, but went to the bedroom and surprised Ah Xue with a visit.

Only this little guy Shoggoth, who had been eavesdropping at the door all this time...

Really left Fang Mo somewhat speechless.

So he didn't torment all night like before, but after sending this little guy away, he quickly finished up and then slept until the crack of dawn.

The next day.

Fang Mo felt refreshed for the first time in a long time.

"Ah, such is life."

Sitting at the dining table, Fang Mo chewed satisfactorily on the Nether Star in his mouth, making creaking noises, and said with a sigh, "If only the Twilight Forest had a Flame Forest, aside from Little Snow, another Little Flame, I would directly be in a Song of Ice and Fire..."

"Master, did you just mention the Flame Forest?"

And hearing this, Ah Xue, who was busy making juice in the kitchen, also poked her head out, blinking her eyes and said: "There is a Flame Forest in that world, but it seems to be ruled by Hydra?"

"...Who the hell wants to f*ck with Hydra?"

Fang Mo couldn't help but complain, almost spitting out the star-studded toast in his mouth.

"Jiji!"

Shoggoth suddenly called out a few times from the dining seat.

"You shut up too." Fang Mo gently tapped Shoggoth with his finger, said irritably: "Pets aren't allowed to cross the line, remember your place, and speaking of which, you're an Outer God now, can't you watch less magical girl hentai?"

"Jiji..."

Upon hearing this, Shoggoth let out a disappointed cry, and its several high-rising tentacles drooped down dejectedly.

"Pfft."

Seeing Shoggoth's aggrieved look, Ah Xue in the kitchen couldn't help but cover her mouth and laugh.

However, just as everyone was enjoying breakfast, the entrance suddenly rang with the sound of a doorbell, followed immediately by a voice calling out.

"Teacher Fang Mo! I'm here!"

"Hmm?"

Hearing this voice, Fang Mo immediately recognized it.

Yes, this was clearly the unlicensed knight from before, Fang Mo had thought he had stood him up, but unexpectedly, he actually came, which made Fang Mo a bit happy, it seems he really did have the talent to be a mentor.

Thinking this, Fang Mo quickly stood up from his chair.

However, before he could even reach the door, without any warning, another cold voice followed by a burst of murderous intent erupted from the door.

"What did you just call that guy?"

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