We gather here today to celebrate Naruto. Naruto was a great man, he saved the village many times, got defeated many times, won many times, loss many things, gained many things, he was a freak of nature that not even the evil of mankind could take away his good nature. He has fallen. I know it may be a shock to some of you but it is true, he had a son named boruto, and that was his folly. His son became a shonen protagonist like his father, and just like his father and many other shonen protagonist, he needed to lose his parents. I know it may be hard to swallow but it is what it is. We can only move on and keep him in our hearts! Only there will he live on! I may be an atheist but I think I can represent all of us when I say. Amen. Rest in peace soildierπ