452. JoJoGals Part III ~Masculinism...???~
Narcos teaches Gabrielle how to cook.
Irene reads a teen magazine.
Shizuka is on the computer reading her e-mail.
Yurielle is reading brail.
Mercuria reads a new case file.
Jake is slinging M&M's into Spongebob, Patrick, Gumball, and Darwin's mouths.
Mark is sipping some Yuja Tea.
The three Plantars are trying to search for Anne Boonchoy with Finn, who is also trying to write Selina an "I'm Sorry" Letter.
"Ugh...!" yelled Shizuka. "What!?"
"What...?" asked Gabrielle.
"They rejected my proposal!?"
"For what? To marry someone? Sucks, because you're a nerd," smiled Irene.
Shizuka punches Irene. Irene drops to the ground.
"No!" yelled Shizuka. "My proposal in Dad's company!"
"Proposal for what?" asked Irene, standing right back up
"For every Speedwagon Employee to have Stand-Protective suits!" smiled Shizuka, showing the suit.
"But how will you summon your Stand...?" asked Irene.
"Still working on it!Ugh! Probably because I'm a woman that they rejected my proposal!" Shizuka crumples up the paper and throws it away.
"N-... No, sis... I think it's just because it's a terrible idea..."
"BFFT!!!" scoffed Gumball. "Feminism..." he shook his head.
"I'm sorry! What's wrong with feminism!?" asked Irene.
Gabrielle, Mercuria, Shizuka, Irene, and Yurielle all turn to Gumball.
Feeling awkward, the men in the room walk away immediately and climb back upstairs, leaving the room.
"Come on!" yelled Polly, as the male Plantars shake their heads and hop away. "I don't wanna be a part of this!"
Gumball is left with several angry women. "What...?"
"Feminism isn't something that's bad, Gumwad..." said Shizuka.
"Well..." said Gumball. "Yeah! Sure! Feminism way back then wasn't bad... Like... around the '80s... It was still viable.But nowadays it's treated as a joke. 2051 and the former movement is just used to attack men when we inconvenience women in various ways!And Shizuka! You've been blaming me for this the whole time since we've met!"
Earlier...
"Stop manspreading!" she yelled to Gumball, who was manspreading.
Even earlier...
Gumball gives her less pay in share for their last adventure.
"It's sexist that you paid me less."
Gumball sighs. "You didn't help that much..."
Even way earlier...
Gumball drops his fork while at the dinner table.
Shizuka is right in front of him.
He looks under the table to get his fork.
"HEY!!!" yelled Shizuka. "HENTAI!!!"
Gumball facepalms.
Now...
"So...?" asked Yurielle. "I just gotta say that I agree with Shizuka. That's just the way things are. We need to be pampered because of the years of suffering you induced toward us."
"That's not-..." said Irene.
"Yeah..." said Mercuria. "Honestly, we deserve a break. You had the last 10,000 years. Give us 10,000 years as well."
"As a Catholic-..." Gabrielle tries to speak up.
Gumball manspreads and smirks.
The other women began fuming.
"What... What is he doing...? I CAN'T SEE!!! I AM BLIND!!!" she yelled, pulling her lower eyelids.
"Manspreading..." he whispered.
*GASP!!!*
Yurielle speaks up. "Gumball!"
"I'm not in a Jeepney, now, am I? Also... My dick and balls are pretty big! So! I will spread my legs all I want."
"What's he -?" asked Polly.
Shizuka grabs Polly's mouth. "Don't you dare!" yelled Shizuka.
Gumball smiled. "The practice whereby a man, especially one traveling on public transportation, adopts a sitting position with his legs wide apart, in such a way as to encroach on an adjacent seat or seats."
Note: -Google.
"Did you just Mansplain to her!?" asked Shizuka. "Just as bad as those gropers back in Japan! Or those Hentai Artists disrespecting our bodies! Men checking us out! Being called 'Karens' all the time! Ugh! Gross! Kowai! Kowai! Kowai!"
"I really don't -..." said Polly.
"Shush!" yelled Shizuka.
"Guys..." sighed Gabrielle. "We shouldn't be fighting over something this stupid, right Merci?"
"Well..." said Mercuria. "It's our rights we're talking about here!"
"WHAT RIGHTS!? HE JUST PISSED YOU OFF BY DOING THINGS TO INTENTIONALLY PISS YOU OFF!!! NOT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO CAUSE MAYHEM IN FEMINISM!!!" yelled Gabrielle.
"So..." sighed Mercuria. "You're not... a feminist?"
"As a matter of fact...? No! Because I went to Timawa several times as a foreigner! I get what guys feel like when we assume everything they do is wrong and when everything they do is inconveniencing them! I get what it feels like to be attacked with reverse misogyny or misandry or whatever..." yelled Gabrielle.
"I can't believe-!"
"I agree with Gabe..." said Irene. "Just... let it go! Plus, your idea really was a dumb idea..."
Gumball speaks. "Exact-..."
"URUSAI!!! (TUMAHIMIK KA DIYAN!!!)" yelled Irene (and Gabrielle.)
"Where are you going...?" asked Anne, as Miguel and Gabby walk out of the house. "And I thought you weren't talking...?"
"We finally got called from the Heavens!" smiled Miguel.
"Cool! Can I come!?" smiled Anne.
"No... Sorry..." said Miguel.
"Right...! I'm a Demon! Sorry!"
"Yeah! But Gabby and I promise to bring you that Heaven's Jerky you always liked!"
"Thank you, loves! Bye!"
Miguel opens a Boom Tube as they fly up into the sky.
Gabby, however, frowns, looking at the stars.
"Aren't you excited...?" smiled Miguel, not looking at Gabby.
"Yeah... Sure," said Gabby.
"What's wrong...?" asked Miguel.
"Nothing..."
Meanwhile...
"So... what do you suggest we do!?" asked Mercuria. "We can't just let go of Gumball's actions!"
"Pfft!" scoffed Gumball.
"Well!? Speak up! Be a man and man up!" yelled Shizuka.
"Oh! Sure! Your whole worldview changes when it conveniences you!?" asked Gumball.
"What!? No! Just because I root for women doesn't mean it changes that men are the way they are! Gross sexists who leave their daughters!"
"Oddly getting personal..." said Irene.
"Yeah!? Well, women do the same to men by ripping their hearts out!" yelled Gumball.
"Yeah... This isn't about sex or gender anymore..." said Gabrielle.
Meanwhile...
They listen to the arguments down there.
"We should really get Gumball into Human Resources for once..." said Josuke to Darwin.
"We don't have an HR Department," said Darwin.
"Yeah... Capitalism is horrible, man..."
Erina speaks up. "It's also kinda sexist that you immediately sided with the wo -..."
"OOH!!!" smiled Josuke. "What if we-..."
Now...
"GUYS!!! GUYS!!! GUYS!!!" yelled Josuke, dropping down the stairs.
"STAY OUTTA THIS!!!" yelled everyone in the living room.
"I KNOW!!! BUT SHUSH!!! LET ME FIX THIS!!!" yelled Josuke.
"Oh! Sure! Women can't fix this?" asked Shizuka, as Irene elbows Shizuka. "Fine... Talk."
"TIMAWA!!!" smiled Josuke.
"What...? Why?" asked Gabrielle.
"Well... Here's the thing! I want you to split into two groups! All the women in one group... and all the 'Gumball' in the other."
"That's not two groups, Josuke, you fucking asshole!" yelled Gumball.
"Shut up, pussy boy!"
"That's sexist!" yelled Shizuka.
"In that world, you may experience the prejudices the other sex experiences!Eh? Hm...?Good idea, huh? The problem could be fixed?"
Everyone looks at Gumball and Gumball looks at everyone. "Fine!"
"Great!" Josuke opens the portal. "Now... Go! Go, go!"
He pushes all of them into the portal.
"How do we get-?" asked Shizuka, as Josuke tosses a portal gun into her lap.
"BYE!!!" smiled Josuke, closing the portal.
"Well...?" asked Gabrielle. "Shall we...?"
The group turns to each other and shrugs.
"Why...?" asked Polly. "Why the hell am I here...?"
"Why aren't we getting affected by the... atom junk or whatever...?" asked Irene.
"Our bodies must be accustomed to the universe because last time, we've been here...Except you, Mercuria... You're doomed..." said Gabrielle.
"Oof..." said Mercuria. "I kinda wanna strangle you for some reason."
"What about me?" asked Polly.
"Frog biology is pretty different from ours," said Gabrielle. "Females are the dominant sex... You'll just get a bit... smaller...?"
Polly begins shrinking. "Oh... Huh... Just like my adventures with Anne. I can roll with this!"
Later...
Gumball enters a bus and sees that many women are, strangely enough, spreading their legs in public.
Gumball tries to take a seat. "Uh... Could you m -?"
The woman sees Gumball. "Haha! Sure thing, sexy!"
Gumball smiles and sits down, but they continue spreading their legs after a few seconds. Feeling uncomfortable, he
"Why are you all spreading your legs?" asked Gumball.
"Because our pelvis structurally needs to open. We give birth to your kids, Karen. Chill, dude."
"What!? I'm not a Karen! And Karen is a female name!"
"Not in this universe, it isn't! Karen!"
"I AM NOT A KAREN!!! JUST FOR ONCE, CLOSE YOUR THIGHS!!!"
"Pfft... Nah..."
"Okay! Okay, fine!" Gumball stays quiet for a few seconds.
"Pretty chill for a Karen."
"I AM NOT A KAREN!!!"
"No... Dude! It's cool!" smiled a woman. "A Karen is a name found on the internet for anyone who is basically a middle-aged man that inconveniences people."
"I'm 27, asshole!" yelled Gumball. "AND STOP WOMANSPLAINING!!! GOD!!! THAT IS AN INCREDIBLY ANNOYING- !!! UGH!!! IT FEELS LIKE YOU THINK I AM STUPID OR SOME SHI-!!! Oh... I get it now..." Gumball bows his head.
"Dude... What the hell happened to you... Really let yourself go..."
One woman is videoing his crotch. "He's damn fine, though..."
"HEY!!!" yelled Gumball, crossing his legs, as the women all stare at him. "This thing you're doing where you're videoing me down there... This is a thing...?"
Meanwhile...
A parade of pink balloons walks around the street.
"Ah! A feminist parade!" smiled Shizuka. "Seems like Josuke wasn't exactly right about this universe! Typical man... Always thinks he knows-..."
"Excuse me...?" The men in the area turn to Shizuka.
"Uh..." said Shizuka. "Whoa! Stop... Checking me out...?"
"Ew! What makes you so sure that we're checking you out! Just because you're a woman with a great physique, you think that we drool over you...?"
"This is... trippy..." whispered Mercuria.
"What is...? Is anything happening?" asked Yurielle.
"What...? Hey! Look here, sir -!!!" Shizuka points to his chest, poking it.
"*GASP!!!* POLICE!!! THIS WOMAN PUNCHED ME!!!"
"NANI!?!?" asked Shizuka.
Gabrielle's eyes contract. "Male Karens... I knew that they exist... Shizuka, we have to get away from -..."
"Did that WOMAN call me a Karen!? THAT'S OFFENSIVE, Y'KNOW!!!?" He begins to cry.
"Whoa, whoa... It's okay!" Gabrielle comforted him.
"OH!!! WOW!!! ARE YOU TRYING TO PICK ME UP!?!?"
"Yeah... This is trippy..." said Yurielle.
"We don't have this in Amphibia..." said Polly. "Is this how humans behave? You guys are doomed if you are... As a species, I mean!" :D.
"*GASP!!!* RACIST!!!"
"See?" asked Polly. "Do you just point fingers and blame and attack things you blame...? We do that, too... But only to non-Amphibians. You guys are totes doomed. Hihi!"
Shizuka backs away. "Uh...!"
"Well!? Speak up! Be a woman and woman up!" yelled the man.
"Oh! Sure! Your whole worldview changes when it conveniences y-? Oh... I get it now..." Shizuka bows her head.
Irene begins clapping her hands. "GIVE IT UP FOR THE... -!!! Uh... Street Performer...s...! Telling you exactly what you SHOULDN'T DO to these... kind... wonderful... gentlemen...Especially since this is a-!!!" Irene sees the banner, which says, "HOORAH FOR MASCULINISM!!!""Masculinist Parade! Fellow... Masculinists!"
Irene elbows the other women.
"Pfft! Yeah!" yelled Gabrielle. "Yeah! A great example... Dr. Kujo!"
The men all smile in awe as they applaud the women.
They all bow, but Shizuka feels somewhat guilty.
Meanwhile...
Miguel and Gabby are called upon in Heaven.
They slowly open what looks like a strange office.
"You rang... Dad...?" smiled Miguel.
Hey! Hehehey!
"Hey, Grandpa!" smiled Gabby.
Gabby! Hello, there!
"What seems to be the trouble, Father...?" smiled Miguel.
Well, just to remind you that things are going great!
"Really?"
Yes! Indeed! Just... Change of plans!
"What...?" Miguel looks worried.
Well... Your daughter will not become the next Messiah the next time you ascend...
Miguel is shocked.
Gabby frowns even harder.
Meanwhile...
Gumball walks out of the bus and coughs violently. "The smell!" he wheezed. He tries to crush the phone but fails. He pants, feeling tired. He summons his suit and shatters the phone with his fist.
"Are you finally giving up on this futile trial, worm...?" asked Nemesis.
Gumball looks at her with contempt. "Psh... I still have my pride, Nemesister." Gumball stands up and walks away.
"You know... The only reason why you treat women like this is because of your resentment for Penny..." Gumball stops walking."As Shizuka is doing this because of her resentment of Kujo Jotaro.You continue to walk on the path as she walks on hers rather than saving each other, and you will both suffer terrible fates in this world."
"Huh...?" smirked Gumball. "It's almost as if you care about me..." He walks away.
She teleports before him. "Do not be a fool, Gumball Watterson! You are nothing but a bug to me! A pet! A plaything that I wish to enslave for his entire life!"
"Yet you guide me as if I was important enough to you..."
"Oh, please... It is because you are useful to me, my Heart of Vengeance."
Gumball thinks for a second and feels slightly guilty.
Meanwhile...
Shizuka and the others walk away from the crowd of men. They witness men being dressed in a way where it's practically revealing.
"God... this is sexual harassment..." said Mercuria.
"The fact that they have revealing clothes or the fact that we're staring?" asked Irene.
The men all give the women grossed-out looks as they look at each of them.
The group feels awkward and thus looks away.
"Wow...!" yelled Shizuka. "I feel gross for some reason... And insecure! Ugh! It's like High School all over again...Do... guys get shamed like this with just one look?"
"Duh..." Irene rolled her eyes.
"How do you know?"
"I spent time with Grandpa longer than you did," said Irene. "Before he left us right around I got sick for 50 days... I was always with him. I understood how women were always grossed out by him for just being horny. And I was just as horny as he was, to be honest... And I was never shamed by men the way he was shamed. I don't know if it's just the history between men and us or it's just an ironic twist of being in a patriarchal society... But honestly... They get inconvenienced as well."
"Okay! I get it now!" yelled Shizuka. "Can we go!?"
"Just a second... Let me find Gumball..." said Gabrielle, activating the tracking device.
"You okay?" asked Irene.
Shizuka sighs. "I just-!"
"HELP!!!"
"That was Gumwad," said Gabrielle. The women immediately jumped into action.
Meanwhile...
Miguel frowns. "Understood." He nods and walks away.
Gabby is shocked by this.
Gabby follows after him, opening and closing the gates. While they Boom Tube away, leaving Heaven, she argues with Miguel. "Why'd you do that!?"
"What...?"
"You just accepted his word? Just like that!?"
"He's God... That's his job."
"No! I think it's because you think I don't have what it takes to be the Chosen One."
"That's not it..."
"I think you think I will never be worthy to be your daughter-!!!" Gabby pokes his chest angrily.
*SLAP!!!*
Miguel grabs her hand. No, he didn't slap her. He just grabbed her hand really aggressively. "I thought you didn't want to be who I was..."
"Are you fucking shittin' me...!? Dad... I would kill to be like you!"
"Really...? Then why have you been so closed-off lately?"
"You noticed...?"
"Of course... I'm your Dad..."
"I want to be accepted... as the Messiah... Regardless of who I am..."
"Are you kidding me!? You are!"
"No... Dad... Every day, I get bullied for not being fit to be the Messiah! Every day, my own father makes me feel that I don't have the cahoneys or have what it takes to be the Chosen One! To be someone who isn't just some loser God picked from the street!"
Miguel realizes how he had been treating Gabby. "I actually do know what it feels like..."
Gabby looks at Miguel, but he isn't looking at her. He's bowing his head in shame.
"That was every day of my life until I came back to my universe..." said Miguel.
"Really...?"
"Yeah... I just wanted to try so hard for you to be just like me... Because I thought... that maybe... If you were like me... You'd have at least one friend... And that'd be me.I didn't realize how much like your mother you were... I shouldn't have done that... I ended up isolating you subconsciously, didn't I? I am so, so sorry..."
Miguel and Gabby are now in His office.
"So let your old man make this right..." smiled Miguel. "Hey... Listen up!"
The One Above All turns to them. What?
"If you think my daughter doesn't have what it takes to be the Messiah, then you've got something coming!"
Well... you're right. He isn't.
"She..." he corrected.
Sure... Whatever... She... It... I don't know... I don't care! That thing isn't fit for the position!
"Why not!? Her demon blood?"
Because she's a woman!
Gabby gets triggered.
How can a woman rule!? I can't understand why women can be let to drive in your Multiverse!? Women are the reason why this whole thing started in the first place! My only mistake is creating the party animal, Eve. And next thing I know there is 7 billion of you in most conceivable universes.
Gabby tightens her grip.
That's why I made your existence so hard... Gabby... So you'd give up. Because when you were born, I learned that we're all doomed... with a woman now in the steering wheel...
Gabby is about to cry as she tightens her fist.
*CRACK!!!*
Miguel punched God in the face.
Miguel felt a great rush in his body. He is angry, excited, and terrified all at the same time. "Never... say that about my daughter..." He said, shaking like crazy.
Gabby is looking at Miguel. She is happy, excited, and terrified as well. She has an adorable smile of glee on her face.
The One Above All relocates his jaw and spits out blood. Good. You passed the test.
"WHAT!?!?" asked the pair.
I can't believe you thought I was sexist! Of course, I'm not sexist! I made humans and knew their fate altogether! Hell! I made a possibility where it was Adam who made Eve eat the Forbidden Fruit! Still gained Adam's apple, though, weirdly enough!
"Wow... I just... punched you..." said Miguel. "You can DIE!?!?"
Think of it like Minecraft. I can die, yes... But I say whether or not I can die. I can activate survival mode and creative mode. Also, I can respawn anywhere. And since I'm God, I can just go to Heaven any time.
Miguel wipes his tears. "You really are my Dad!" He hugs The One Above All.
"So... I got the job...?" asked Gabby.
Yeah! smiled the One Above All.
"YAY!!!" smiled Gabby.
Miguel, however, frowns.
And Miguel... You'll be ascending in less than a year.
"Wait... What!?" asked Gabby. "But that means... Dad would be staying in Heaven... forever..."
Gabby looks at Miguel with a heavy heart.
Yeah... I'm very sorry... Say your goodbyes while you still have the chance...
Meanwhile...
The women reach to see Gumball getting harassed and touched by some women in an alley.
"HEY!!!" yelled Shizuka. "CHU~I!!!"
She punches the wall. "GET AWAY FROM MY FRIEND!!!"
"OR WE'LL KILL YOU!!!" yelled Mercuria, shattering the glass bottle to make a knife and proceeding to duplicate it.
The women back away.
"Jesus Christ, Merci!" yelled Gabrielle.
"Yeah... Sor-Sor..." said Mercuria. "Hormones!"
Later...
Gabrielle prepares to open the portal while the others stand around while waiting.
"Hey..." said Gumball. "I'm sorry for being an asshole this morning... I kinda get why you guys would wanna stand for your own rights these ways... I get it."
"No..." said Shizuka. "I'm sorry... I didn't know how stuck-up I was when dealing with your... inconveniences... And I didn't know how annoying I was to you... I'm sorry... Friends?" Shizuka offers a handshake.
Gumball brofists her hand. "Friends..." he smiled.
He then tries to shake her hand, but she brofists his hand. He then tries to shake it, but she does a secret handshake for some reason. The two then just shake their heads and stop talking.
The portal opens and they all leave.
"I wanna break that guy's face and eat his liver..." said Mercuria.
Gabrielle grabs Mercuria and pulls her into the portal. "Oh no, you don't..."
Meanwhile...
Gabby and Miguel return to Earth.
"So... how'd it go?" smiled Anne.
Gabby frowns and runs upstairs.
"You told her...?" asked Anne, sadly.
"No... he did..." said Miguel.
She sighs. "What's our next course of action...?"
"I don't know... yet..." said Miguel. "I really don't know..."