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404. Damn... Whoopdie doo...~No Man's Land Part IV~...

"So... why can Mr. Joestar still use Hamon and not kill himself?" asked Josuke.

"Jiijii was turned through blood, not because of the Stone Mask. If he turned because of the Stone Mask, he'd be a full-blood. But, he's a Daywalker like Giorno because he was turned through blood transfusion," said Jotaro.

"That's pretty stupid."

"We just saved..." said Gabrielle, panting as she slammed the door open. "We just save some people downtown and got them evacuated..."

"Did you find Erina?" asked Josuke.

"No... Sorry, Josuke," said Gabrielle.

"I think she can keep herself safe," smiled Josuke. "How's Jed?"

"Still kicking," said Narcos. "We had him evacuated five hours ago..."

"All that's left now is to search for more people nearby and hope that we can help them," said Josuke. "Hopefully... we'd find Erina."

Meanwhile... from the ashes of the city... Burntrap appears to approach the house...

"You alright?" asked Marco, as he fixes his bike.

"I feel like all of this is because of me..." said Star. "I feel like this is all Mom's fault... And therefore mine..."

"C'mon, Star! We're all to blame... Destroying magic was a stupid idea... Just led Toffee back into our lives," said Marco.

"How did he come back...?" asked Star.

"Gee!" chuckled Soos. "With all these villains coming back, it's as if the writer is just doing all this for fanservice! Am I right...? Haha!"

"Apparently we've received an alert message from Clark B.," said Dipper.

"Man!" yelled Jack. "What? His last name is 'Brown?' Because that's fucking racist."

"Jack... our last name is literally fuckin' 'Maroon...'" thought Jill in his head. "That's literally a shade of brown."

"That's why I'm complainin'..." said Jack.

"Ugh..."

Steven walks inside the room. "Darn... nothing... Bubblegum has the passcode, but we've been told by the President to not enter the city anymore with that thing inside there."

"So, what do we do?" asked Dipper.

"I guess we wait," said Steven.

Meanwhile...

A little girl sobs as she yells out for her mother. "Mama!!! M-...! Mama!!!"

Some debris falls toward her.

*CRASH!!!*

*tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik tik!*

Josuke struggles to keep the debris up.

Finn grabs the child with his Stand.

Jake grabs the child and creates leg stilts to walk several meters away. He opens a portal with a portal gun and lets the little girl out.

Gumball and Darwin yell out to the others. "OVER HERE!!"

Spongebob and Patrick whistle and point to the direction where they called them out.

The trio hustle toward Gumball and Darwin.

Josuke, Finn, and Jake lift the debris up very carefully and see a bunch of young children crying with their teacher with them.

The group is brought into a portal and is saved.

"HELP!!! HELP!!!" yelled an effeminate male voice. "PLEASE!!!"

The seven approach the voice. But... no one is there.

Spongebob and Patrick, who are on Josuke's shoulder, begin jittering.

Josuke and Finn look around.

Gumball nods to Jake. He gets on Jake's back and Jake turns his legs into stilts so they can look around the area.

Darwin turns behind them. His eyes contract. "What the fuck?G-... Guys...?"

"Two steps ahead..."

The group turns to where Darwin is looking at.

"I am always... two steps ahead..."

Al Cado stood behind them.

"Al Cado...?" asked Finn.

"This idiot?" asked Gumball.

"Not an idiot..." smiled Al Cado. "Did you really think that all of us are just your missions? Did you really think that you could control your fates?"

Burntrap walks out from the shadows.

So does Twitter, who wore a black leather cloak.

Toffee appears near an elevated area, sneering.

So does General Ahasan.

So does Enya.

"What the hell...?" asked Josuke.

"Here you are..." said Al Cado. "Josuke Higashikata... Dumbfounded... But in the end... This is all on you..."

"What are you talking about!?" asked Josuke.

"Every coin has two sides... But not every coin has two heads..." sneered Al Cado. 

Earlier...

Josuke is revealed to be the one searching for the Missions and calling up Al Cado for the mission ideas. He is revealed to have organized every action they've done. He hired Twitter to destroy Fandom. He hired the Nuno sa Punso to sit in that area for their first mission. He gave the painting to Al Cado and shook hands with him that day. Josuke was the one who knew Burntrap was in the pizzeria and tried to have themselves killed. Josuke was also the one who told Toffee their location of operations. Josuke also hired Enyaba to attack the girls to distract them from Toffee's attack. He also hired Toffee in the first place.

Now...

"Why would I do all that!?" laughed Josuke.

The others look at Josuke with suspicion, however.

"No... You didn't... Josuke..." said Al Cado, chuckling.

"I did!" laughed "Josuke." "What?" asked Josuke. "Yes! Me!" yelled "Josuke." "No... No, I didn't!Yes, we did! And we will take you down!" 

"You see... Higashikata... I'm just an employee..." said Toffee. "It was you who hired me... With a promise of the destruction of all magic..."

"What...!? Shut the fuck up, Josuke! Don't you know!? It was us the entire time! Just accept it! What are you talking- ... What am I-...?"

"Kira..." said Gumball. 

"It's been a long time since you've actually used Killer Queen, isn't that right, Higashikata?" smiled Toffee. "Because it isn't your Stand anymore."

"KILLER QUEEN!!!" yelled "Josuke." "NO!!!"

Killer Queen is shot out of his body and attacks the other six heroes, who dodge its coins.

*click!*

*BOOM!!!*

"GET OUT OF MY HEAD!!!" sobbed Josuke.

"Josuke... chill!" yelled Finn. "You're going to be okay!"

"No, I won't!" sobbed Josuke.

"Josuke! Josuke, look at me!" yelled Finn.

"Stay away!" yelled Josuke. "17 meters! 17 meters!"

The six heroes stay 17 meters away from Josuke.

"Surprise!" sneered Toffee. "There's chaos in you..."

Josuke begins woging into an Aswang and back into a Human repeatedly. "Stop!" yelled Josuke. "RAUGH!!! STOP!!!" he growled."No! Idiot!"

"Stop this..." Josuke pants in pain.

*ting ting ting ting ting!*

A coin drops right in front of Finn.

*click!*

"Oh, Gob..." said Finn.

*BANG!!!*

*SPLAT!!!*

Finn gains holes all over his body as he is lodged into the wall of some debris. Time Adventure broke the fall, but his bones are still broken by the blast.

"FINN!!!" Jake twirls toward Toffee angrily, but Josuke's Killer Queen grabs Jake by the neck. 

"Move and I'll blow you to pieces..." said "Josuke".

Everyone stays in position.

"Josuke... we'll figure this out," said Gumball.

"Josuke?" asked Darwin.

"Josuke's on Staycation in the deepest labyrinth of our mind..." sneered the other girl. "You can call me The Angel of War. My fellow Angels... shall enter your world and destroy reality! And anarchy shall reign!KILLER QUEEN!!!"

"PRINCE!!!"

"ORA!!!"

Prince strangles Killer Queen.

Josuke's body becomes still, incapable of movement.

The other opponents try to attack.

"Stand down," said Toffee.

"He's right," said Al Cado. "Stand down or I'll bite your faces off, filthy ants."

Killer Queen grabs Josuke's face.

*click!*

*BOOM!!!*

Josuke shrieks in pain as his Stand disappears in a flash.

"JOSUKE!!!" yelled the other six.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Kira. "I have finally regained this body..."

Finn tries to use his time travel... but realizes that he can't, remembering the TVA.

Everyone angrily stares at Kira and her gang.

"HAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Kira. "PREPARE... TO-!!!"

*ZAP!!!*

"Mind blown, baby..." said Miguel, as Kira's Memory DISC leaves Josuke's head and drops to the ground.

"It is done..." sneered Toffee.

"There..." said Miguel. "I had a feeling that he had a parasite personality in the noggin'..."

"Let's go..." said Al Cado. "The Double-Crossing is done."

"How'd you-?" asked Gumball.

"You... didn't call me here?" asked Miguel.

"No!?" asked Gumball.

"I sensed something was wrong about that..." said Miguel. "The rogue must've-... Anyway... Are you okay?Josuke?"

Josuke's tears flow down his face. "I lost it... It's not there anymore."

Miguel realizes what's wrong with Josuke. "Josuke... I'm so sorry..."

"What? What's wrong?" asked Spongebob.

Miguel sighs.

"Miguel...?" asked Finn.

"Josuke?" asked Gumball.

"It's gone..." whispered Josuke. "It's gone." His voice broke.

"What is...?" asked Finn.

"You didn't see it... It was too quick..." said Josuke. "But I felt it... She took it away... She...She blew up Prince."

"What!?" asked the others.

"She... They... I don't... Have a Stand... Except..." Josuke brings out Killer Queen, and he dares not to even face his current only Stand. "Gosh, darn it... Gosh, darn it... Gosh..."

Josuke isn't swearing anymore, like before.

"Josuke..." said Miguel.

Josuke hugs Finn. "Oh... Gosh... Oh..." he sobbed. "I lost it... It's not there! It was! It was but now it-...!"

"I'm... I'm sorry..." said Finn.

"Sh-She took it away! She-...! She took away my-...!"

"Your Stand..." said Miguel. "It doesn't define who you are..."

Josuke turns away from Miguel and just kept on crying and crying.

"I'm sorry..." said Gumball.

The other six heroes hug Josuke, who still cries.

Miguel pats Josuke's shoulders.

Meanwhile...

"MIGUEL!!! HELP!!!" yelled Rob. "And that was how it's done!"

The villains meet up in a building distant from the two groups.

"Your Gumball mimicking skills are amazing!" laughed Al Cado.

"Well..." said Toffee. "It's done... Now that our former leader is destroyed, we could now move one with what the real plan is..." said Toffee. "Making myself powerful enough to lure and activate my true self..."

Toffee looks at a security camera with Star on it. He sneers.

"And soon... The First Monster shall reign supreme around the Omniverse once more! As the true ruler of the MULTIVERSE!!!"

"So... power... that's what you want?" asked Burntrap.

"No... not at all... Vengeance... That's what I want! You see... I thought magic was all a disgusting weapon used to decimate the populations of my race by those Colonizers the Mewmen... So... I'll kill them all... Then... THE TRUE RACE OF MONSTERS SHALL REIGN SUPREME!!!"

Note: Watch Star vs. the Forces of Evil. It's about colonialism! Haha! Huh? Is it good? The jury's still out.

 

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