361. S/P I
DISCLAIMER!!!
These people right here? Completely fictional! Doesn't affect how I think of people in real life whose characters I based them on or the actors that play them in films! Okay? Sheesh! For comical reasons, I, the Author, am going to travel the universe and list down every main character of every Part and every spin-off I've written (and included) so far, and ask the question...
Smash or Pass?
So, I watched Markiplier's Pokemon Smash or Pass Video and Jack's FNAF's Smash or Pass Video... And... now I wanna do it. Why? Because I can. For entertainment purposes. No, I will not get paid for this. So... Whatevs.
Now, all of them are supposedly the main characters and I'll disregard the Antagonists... for now...
Now, you're probably thinking, "But, Author! You based some of these guys on your family members!"
Well... No! Because I only named the characters after the fam members, but they share no similarities whatsoever. But, yes... It's still weird that they share a name. And this will haunt my nightmares forever.
Shall we start?
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Made in Heaven Saga
Part I: Bones of the Filibuster
Simoun JoJo?
Pass.
Elias Zeppeli?
Pass.
Part II: Arms of Destruction
Arthur JoJo?
Smash.
Ventura Zeppeli?
Smash.
Ricardo?
Smash.
Part III: The Crusade of the Reaper
Miguel JoJo?
Smash. Have smashed! Haha... In... my dreams...
Anne Zeppeli?
Smash.
Jedan Ligera?
Smash.
Kariel JoJo?
Smash.
Old Arthur JoJo?
Pass.
Jessica Polnareff?
Pass.
Part IV: The Jazz Prince
Josuke Higashikata (Earth-Prince)?
Smash.
Finn Mertens?
Smash.
Jake the Dog?
Smash.
Spongebob Squarepants?
Smash! Ooh, la la!
Patrick Star?
Smash! Why not?
Gumball Watterson?
Pass. Because he's annoying.
Darwin Watterson?
Smash.
It's okay, they're all fucking old people now in the current part so please don't cancel me.
Part V: Origins of the Reaper
Younger Miguel JoJo?
Pass. That's illegal.
Part VI: Diamond is Breakable
Lord Naga?
Pass.
Lei Zeppeli?
Pass.
Steven Universe?
Smash.
Zed?
Smash.
Rick Sanchez?
SMASH!!!
Ryle Karne?
Pass.
Van Hol Horse?
Pass.
Celine Ai-Ghirga?
Pass.
Yang Fugo?
Smash.
Kapitan Dirigma?
Pass.
Star Butterfly?
Pass.
Morty Smith?
Smash.
Part VII: Jump Force
Giorno Giovanna?
Smash. He's 25 around this time it's fine.
Jotaro Kujo?
SMASH!!!
Josuke Higashikata (Earth-Star)?
Pass. Scary.
Son Goku?
Pass. Terrible Dad.
Prince Vegeta IV
Smash.
Guido Mista?
Smash.
Trish Una?
Smash. She's around this time 26 it's fine.
Okuyasu Nijimura?
Pass. I don't want my dick to be erased... Sorry...
Koichi Hirose?
Smash. He's 28 around this time it's fine.
Shigeo Kageyama?
Smash. He's 24 around this time it's fine. Also... I should stop saying that. Also, he's adorable... so...
Saitama?
Smash. Shiny and strong. Like a diamond.
Josuke Higashikata (Earth-SBR)?
Smash. I used to watch Popeye+Four Balls. Double the sexual energy.
Yasuho Hirose?
Smash.
Part VIII: Secret Crisis
Bruce Wayne?
Smash.
Peter Parker?
Smash.
Diana Prince?
Smash.
Barry Allen (Earth-Prime)?
Pass.
Billy Batson?
Smash. Electrifyin'.
Wade Wilson?
Smash.
Harley Quinn?
Smash.
Cassandra Wayne-Prince?
Pass.
Damian Wayne-Prince?
Pass.
Frank Castle?
Smash. Good Dad.
Carol Danvers?
Pass.
Clark Kent?
Smash.
Part IX: Dark and Hercules' Bizarre Adventure
John Stefanio/Dark?
Smash.
Carl Hees/Hercules?
Smash.
Yukio?
Smash.
Older Miguel JoJo?
Smash.
Part X: Made in Heaven?
Skip. But Miguel JoJo (Matured)?
Smash.
Part XI: JoJoRock?
Gabrielle JoJo?
Smash.
Narcos Anastasia?
Smash.
Mercuria Costello?
Smash.
Nick Burkhardt?
Smash. Idc if he's married.
Monroe?
Smash.
Victoria JoJo?
Pass.
Foo Fighters?
SMASH!!!
Part XII: JoJoRun
Yurielle JoJo?
Smash.
Jack Maroon?
Pass.
Jill Maroon?
Smash.
Kariel JoJo (Matured)?
Smash.
Sam Wilson?
Smash. Patriotism, mate.
Johnny Blaze?
Pass. Ouch.
Foo Fighters? (Again)...
Smash.
John Stefanio (Older)?
Smash.
Part XIII: JoJoverse
Shizuka Kujo?
Pass. That's illegal.
Irene Jocelyn Kujo?
Smash.
Gabrielle JoJo (Again)?
Smash.
Miguel Ibarra?
SMASH!!!
Yurielle JoJo (Again)?
Smash.
Josuke Higashikata (Earth-Prince)(Emotionally Erratic)?
Pass.
Spin-Offs:
School With Deadpool
Wade Wilson?
Smash.
Harley Quinn?
Smash.
Gwendolyn Wilson?
Pass. That's illegal.
Laura Howlett?
Smash.
Russel Collins?
Pass.
Althea "Blind Al" Sanchez?
Smash.
Jack "Weasel" Hammer?
Pass.
Dopinder?
Pass.
Sam Wilson (Again)?
Smash.
The Dark Knight Origins
Bruce Wayne?
SMASH!!!
John Blake?
Smash.
Dick Grayson?
Pass. He's [SPOILER]. That's illegal.
Alfred Pennyworth?
Smash.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: The Gospel Truth
Miguel Ibarra (Earth-777)?
Smash.
Anne Zeppeli (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Jedan Ligera (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Joseph Ibarra (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Kariel Ibarra (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Jessica Polnareff (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Celine Ghirga (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Zed Speedwagon (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Yang Fugo (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Lord Norisuke Higashikata (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Lei Zeppeli (Earth-777)?
Pass.
Felix Kjellberg (Earth-777)?
Smash.
Mark Fischbach (Earth-777)?
Smash.
Sean McLoughlin (Earth-777)?
Smash.
SMASH-70
PASS-41
Christ. I feel like I sleep around or whatevs.
Bye! I feel gross! Haha!