212. Meme Mania
"Another Universe?" asked Bruce.
"We've had a special device that allows you to fast travel between Universes that was given to us by an ally," said Classic Peter, as he revealed a flat-headed gun with a green bulb on top.
It's Rick's Portal Gun.
"Just think of the place you want to go and you'll get there," said Classic Peter, as he handed Bruce the portal gun.
"Mr. Wayne... That looks like a portal gun from a... cartoon I watch," said Peter.
"Hm..." said Bruce, as he swings the portal gun on his fingers like a cowboy's revolver.
Bruce tweaks the portal gun as he attached it to his armor.
"Mr. Wayne, I don't think we should be doing that," said Peter.
"I think we should," said Bruce.
"Yes, but don't you think that we should tell the others about what we're trying to do?" asked Peter.
"I'm fine," said Bruce.
*pew*
*voom*
A green portal opens as the portal fluid lands on the surface of the wall.
"What did you think of?" asked Peter.
"A random place in the Universe," said Bruce. "I'm just testing on what happens if we think of that."
"Mr. Wayne, I don't think-..."
Bruce enters as Peter is speechless.
Peter follows after.
*voom*
The portal closes.
They enter a strange land where strange two-dimensional creatures walk around.
Bruce and Peter become animated.
"What the hell?" asked Peter, looking at his body. He resembles Spectacular Spider-Man. Meanwhile, Bruce resembles Bruce Wayne from the Batman Animated Series.
"Mr. Wayne... Where are we?"
"We're in some sort of... Two-Dimensional Reality."
"Hey! Look!" smiled Peter. "It's Classic Peter! Wait... Why does he look so... Edgy?"
Dark Peter from Spider-Man 3 dances and boogies to the edginess. Joker joins him.
Bruce closes his eyes and shakes his head, remembering really bad stuff.
"What's wrong, Mr. Wayne?" asked Peter.
"Remembered some pretty bad shit," said Bruce, sighing as he grabbed his head.
Suddenly, what looked like royal guards filled the streets of 2d Ugandan Knuckles marching with ray guns.
"Do you know the Wae?" they each asked cancerously as they marched in perfect harmony.
"Praised da Queen," said another.
They all clicked their tongues monotonously.
Meanwhile, a large billboard showing their Queen, Chika Fujiwara, slapping away an unknown blue bird-purple pony hybrid with a newspaper.
"What the hell is happening?" asked Peter. "This looks like a weird world of the 2010s to 2020s memes..."
"Looks to me like some sort of propaganda advertisement," said Bruce. "Let's go, Peter..."
Bruce walks away as Peter follows after.
Barry B. Benson the Bee flies toward them. "Bees have never been afraid to change the world! I mean, what about Bee Columbus, Bee Gandhi, Bee-Jesus!?"
"I don't understand why you millennials created such horrid spams," said Bruce. "The humanity..." he shook his head.
"OK BOOMER!!!" yelled Carl Wheezer who wore a weird rapper hat and sunglasses as he drives away with Judy, Jimmy Neutron's Mom.
"Mr. Wayne... I don't like that trendy stuff either," said Peter.
Suddenly, a man riding a boat hits Peter as Bruce dodges it. It moved at the speed of a bullet.
"I JUST CUT THIS BOAT IN HALF!!!" yelled the handsome overweight man, Phil Swift.
"Mr. Wayne... I don't feel so good..." said Peter, trembling on the ground.
Bruce sighs and helps him up.
"Hello, sir, where are we?" asked Bruce.
"Ah... Some-...!
N̴̬̼̰͎͉̬̲̣̭̭̳͋̍͘̕O̶̪͙̽͊̍̈́͂̉̒̃̈́͋͂̈́̈́̚͝R̷̛͔̓͗̉̆̉̕Ḿ̸̡̰̹̖̠͙̯͖̮̰̰̩̬͒͐͆̕͜͝Ï̷͔͕̺̽̍̈̾̋̂̾̈́͝͝͝Ȅ̴̛̞͉̹̰͍̄̾̃͠S̵̨̨̡̮̭̮͔̱̥͖͖̹̃͜
How cool!Let me show you around!"
Phil Swift holds Bruce's hand as Bruce pulls away.
"H̴̡̧͙̲̥̯̹̯̥̯͉͋̉̃̑̚̕Ơ̵̡̮̖̣̈́͋͐̆͂̆̈̔̚̕L̷͍̣̻̫̹͍͉͕͎̣͋͝D̷̡̢̙͇͔̘̲̠̙̝͐ ̵̡̛̛̗̺̯͚̺͇̭̹̥͒̒̌̕̕M̷̢̡̛̲̣̜̞͎̅͒̐͆̆͗̐̒͊̊̚̚Ẏ̴̛̹̦̫͂̒̍́͂͑ ̸̨̧͓̮̝̟̻̼̳̖̲͛̑͒̔͆́͂̎͒̔̔͝͝͝H̷̢̳̥͓͇͚̖̱̅͗̐̽͐̀͝A̶̧̲̘̼͋̌͌́̀́̆̐̉͐̆N̸̝̗͍̦̞̯̩͔̯͔͊̑̿̏͂̂̈́̈̐͂͜D̶̢̨͓̘͎͖̯̰̣̭̖̮͓͔͗͋̍̉͋̐̅͒̈́̎̌͝ͅ ̷̨͕̥͙͖̳̲͉͖̰̤̣̰͈̝̇͗̈̋̔̉͋͋̎͐̉́̈́̕̚Ǫ̵̬̯͓͖̼̓̈̓͆̏̒̉̍̑͛̉̄̏͛̚ͅR̶̡̬̝̩͍͇̳̖̋͋͋̑̆̓͒̏̈̌͜͝ͅ ̷̞̯͙͙̗̝͍̬͈̲̝̭͚̱̿̈̃̓̽Y̶̨̢̺̰̱̬̱̳͚̙̥͊̚ͅO̴̰̘̼̻̮̙͝U̷̢͚̝͔̰̟̳̞̘̫͗̽́̔͂̈́̈̒͒̈́̕͘͜͝ͅͅ ̷̨̠̟͙̻̼̾̓̕͜͠͠S̷̟̫̝͓̲̜̦͖̦̀̒͑̓̾͗̒H̵̗̦̲̃̏̒̓̌̓̓A̶̫̠̭͚͍͌̽͋̊̔̒̆̑̓͝L̵̛͔̞̘͙̱̏͒͊̄́̅̽L̶̡̲̘̣͔̩̠̃͂͛͊͑͌͗̊́̄̃͂̃ͅ ̴̖͖̼̝͉̫̝̒̂͋̍͑͑̑̆̊̄̈̕͝S̷̨̨̘̙̬͉͎̲̤̍̅̒̂͗̀̔͛͌̅̿̽̑͊͆Ư̶̡̧̧̪͇̱͔̯͖̬̣̼͇͇̇̎̒̈́͗͠͠͝F̷̢̣̪͓̺͙̭͖͍͕͍̭͈̘̮̽̀͒̐̇̍F̸͍̼̄͛̏̒̓̄͠Ẹ̷͚͂̄̕R̵͙͇̪̪͕̝͓͈̦͕̬̞͇̦̝̿́̔ ̷̘̳̘͈̰̣̞̫̰̳͓͇̣̿̉̆̈́͊̉̍̂̽̽Å̶̼͂͌̋̔̍̈̆͊͑̈́̚͝ ̴̡̢̡̢̛̮͍͖͎̯̺̬̓̆̿̈́͛͆͛̓̐͝P̴̘̖̺͑̒͂̑A̷̛̤̓̈́̌̂̓͌̆̈́̓̽͒̕͠͝Ĩ̶̝̐̽̌̈́̉̎̇̌͆̓̚͜N̸͙̲͓̰̥͕̤̼̠̗̄̎F̴̛̌̈́̎̍͆̂̊͐̓͜Ṵ̵̡̮̪̘͊͐L̷̘̏̚͠ ̴̧̯̣͙͇̹̙̪̳̦͍͍̿̐̋̎̈́̈̑̐̍̄̎͛Ě̴͍̦̲̿̃̉̾̇͘N̵̠̱̖̳̗̈́͛̿̒̌D̶̢̛̠̤̥͔̙͖̥̥̣̐̾̓͊̐̍͝ ̶̟͈͌̅̌̅̌̓͑̕A̸̺̤͚̋͛S̶̭̟̉͂̎͐ ̷͎̲͚̩̥͉̫̪͎̲̹̱͒̄̍̊̋̉̈͘͜I̴͇͈̜̼͛ ̶̧̩͉͂̆̅̽̑͋̆͗̓͝W̷͓̖̻̲̙̟̪̤̥̣͍̲̽̌͋̋̊̾̾̎̔̔̚͝͝Į̸̡̫̪̍ͅĽ̶̳͈̻̘̪̪͇̽͒͆̽͂̍̀̚L̸̡͓̹̖̙̬̹̰͙̘̙̔͝ ̴̧̖̗͈̪͍̘̙͈̖͉͖͓̮̯̍̓̓͘͠F̸̢̢̛̯̦̲̜̹͊̿̏̿̈́͗̆͑͂̈́̚͜͝͝ͅͅL̴̡̤̻̙̯̞̼̹͚̹͇̐͜͜Ȩ̴̥̐̎͜X̸̛̬̜͕́͑̇́̈́̔̊̇̊͝ ̶͕̞͋̎̆͐̿̊̈́̓͗̀̃̕͘̚Ṭ̸̢̨͙̰̱̬̝̳̳͍̮̊͑͗̂̃͂̀́͝A̶̟̱̺̖͑̄̈̋̌̐̕͘͘͝ͅP̴̢̆̌͋̂̍̍̓̏̃̕̚͘Ȅ̷̯̙̼̘͕̞̮̣̺̫͆̾ͅ ̵̨͚̹̜̭̺̬̙͍͕͔̥͍̫̔͌̄͌͐̓̌͂͆̚͝Y̷̧̨̧̯͈̥͙̠̠͉̲͍̰͔̐͜Ỏ̵̡̤̲̞̩̩̎͂͒̋̿̕͘͜ͅU̸͍̰̐̆ ̸̢̳̮̟̥͍̥͖̹̺͓̻̐̅̄̾̄̐̓̓̄̏͌̉͜͠͝ͅT̶̨̧̢̤̳͕̞͕͍͕̟͉͙͐̉͛̇̅̈́̊̑͠͠ͅŌ̷̹̘̞̾̉͌̑̆͆̈́͛͝ ̸̗̬̦̒͗͑̒̓͂͌̐̅́̕O̵̧̨̥̪͔̦̩̩͒͋̽͒̈́̚͠͝B̵̥̯͇͍̰̔L̸̗̭̈I̴̺̅V̴̫̲̬͚̜̤̣̎̔̈͑͂͗̅̌͂̚ͅI̵̢̧̺̠̱͓̲̗̻̮̲͇͂̾̈́Ȏ̴̢̧̧̘̖͇̭̘̠͉͔̻̲̺̈́̐̈̐̿̌̄̓̋̾̆̆͘͝ͅN̷̛̛̥̥̬͚̘͍͇̩͂̀̓͐̓͑̒̒̐͜ ̶̰̱̣͕̬̞̖̱̖̦̞̤̗̓̃̑̾͗̐̿͋̉̇͑̚͝͝A̷̧̨̱̮͖̙͓͕̫̗͑̔̂̈́͑̔͐̊͘͜͝S̸̡͓̯͐̈̓̆̚͠͠ ̷̧̛̜͈̟͍̬̺̬̭̲͍̹̘͗̔̊̆̇͑̕͜Y̸̡͈̠̪̠͉͉̟̖̐̂͒͐͗̈̊͛͘͝͝O̵̞̖̫̬̓͒Ȗ̸̯̼͇̺̈́́͝ ̶͖̼̂D̵̬͓͍̝̖̞̤͔̺͔̭̥̮̘̿Ŗ̴̺͎̟͇̟̤̼̭̲͔̤̘̑̃̃̆̋̾̂͒̍̆͝Ǫ̷̰͈̺̲͍͓̼̘́͑̌̎̄̀̅̈́͋̊͠͝ͅẄ̶̧̟̞̩̬̞̖̤͔͇̘́̿̊̆̍͋̇Ň̸̙͇̪͇͇̦̮̝͓̌͌̊̉̈̇̚͜͝ ̷̢̺̪̮̼̣̦̥̫̂Î̷̡̢͉̬̙̱͍͚̳̐̍̆N̵̨̛̳̠̦͂͌͂͆̅̈́͘T̷̢̛͇͖̬̻̳̭̪̲͒̔̀̋̂͋̃̇̋͘͘̚͠͠Ǫ̵̗̱͕̯̜͖̼̦̤͖̱͖̟͆̈́̍͛̓̍̀̾̓͂̕͝͝ ̸̛͔̽̑̀̅̇̚͝T̶̢̗͎̣̂̇̈́͆̇̂͆̍̃̕H̶͚́͂͌͊̈́̌̐͊͝͝E̵̖̹̻̺͖̣͛͊͒͛̎̓̈̿͌̿̕͜ ̵̧̠̱̳̟̞̹̮͗̈́̊̓Ṕ̴̢̭̝͕̺͕̼̳̣͕͚͈͑̈́̈̏͑̎͜U̸̡̩̞̳̟̗̗͙̹͔͕̳̐̄̋͗͊͂̊̓̾̀͐͒͘D̴̫̰̲̜̰̥̤̈́͊͆̀̆̌̾̾̿̇̌̌D̶͕̣̝̝͚̼͎̻̯͍͎̭̐͌̕Ḻ̷̨̢͍̱̱̮͖͈͓̱̑͐̈́̔̏̈Ȩ̵͕̟̰̜̺͔̌̐̅̏̆̒͗̔̓̽S̶͎̱̠̪͔̤̯̤̆̓͂ͅ ̶̧̣͕͍͖̙̟̊̋̆̔̒̀͝͝ͅÒ̷͓̓̐̅̿̉F̶̧̛̛̛͖̦̮̘̲̼͖͍̻̳̦͚͑̽͑͑̓̆ ̷̩̱͑̑̎F̵̖͎͑̈́͗͑͋̅̔̆̓̊̒̂̕Ľ̵̛͎͍͕͐̍͊̈́̉̈̉̍̈́̔͠Ë̶̲͇̙̲̌̑͌̃͂̈̄̏̍͝͝X̸̢̦͚͓̦͒̒͐͆̅̄̐̆̓͌̃͛̾̇͠ ̷̱͉̦̠̟͉͙̉̐͗͛̉̂̿́̂̈́̽̀̐̂̇Ṡ̶̪̼̭̠͈̓͐̏̈́͆͌͛͒͜͝Ę̵͉̆̐̿͛͐̂͒͐̕͝͝Ą̶̛̹̈́̂̃͂͋̕L̴̨̖͉͈͕͉̔̊̑̑̾̊̈̅͜!!!"
"Fine," said Bruce, as he held Phil's hand.
Peter held Phil's hand as well. The three then happily skipped into the Land of the Memes.
"Welcome to Meme Mania! A world where all Meme Lords, Dead and Alive, live in peace and harmony!"
"Heya Phil!" smiled PewDiePie. "Subscribe to me!"
"Heya Felix! I sure will!" smiled Phil.
"Oh my God! PewDiePie!?" asked Peter.
"No, Peter. This is Meme Lord Fanfiction PewDiePie. He is non-canon since he belongs in a fanfiction Universe!" smiled Phil.
"Are... we in a fanfiction Universe?" asked Peter.
Phil stared at them with twitching eyes.
"Hey, Felix!" waved Peter.
"Subscribe to me!" smiled Felix.
"Sure thing, Felix!" smiled Peter. "Huge fan by the way!"
Felix walks away.
"Oops! Felix! Don't you cross that bridge!" smiled Phil.
"Oops! Whoa there! Almost said that word again!"
"Hahahahaha!"
"Ahahahahahaha!"
Felix crosses another path. "Ooh! Cool! A YouTube Link!"
"FELIX!!! NO!!!" yelled Phil.
*BOOM*
*SPLAT*
Felix brutally exploded as his guts and blood splattered everywhere.
"OH MY GOD!!!" sobbed Peter.
Felix laughs. "Just kidding!P̸̨̡̛̛̘̞̗̳͗͒͐͑͊͐͆̊͆͘E̵̘͑̍̓̈͂͂̊͐̓̚͝͝W̷̡̧̡͙̳̪̠̖̖̫̠̲͋͜ͅͅḎ̵͓̯͙͓͙̗̖̈̎̕͠͝İ̷̧͙̞͍̪̬̤̣̱̤͇̙̟̻E̸̅̐̈́͜͝ͅP̸̢̡̯͍̱̘͓͍̳̈̽̋Í̶̧̅̇̍̿͋̄͌͆̃̑͘͝͝Ȩ̷̮̖͙͇͕̣̼̪̎̎̑͌͌̄̾͜ ̴̢͈̝͐͌͆̂̓̀͗̈́͊̀N̷̨̛͎̱̹̰̔̔̒̈͑͌̈́͋̒̂̇̕̚̕Ȩ̴̧̢͎̱̺͉̱͕̥͕͖͎̐̍̚͜V̶̜̽̽͒́͑͛̃͋̿̃̾͗̒E̷̢̦̖̻͎͇͖̮͚̘̭̠͋̍̔̊̃̈́̈́̽͊̾̉̒̉͌́Ȓ̶̡̧̛̛͈͉̤̺̠̜̲͚͓̫̔͝͝ ̴͙̱̳̣͂͆̈́͑̏́̈́͋̄̉̿̕͝F̶̨̢̛̛̳͓̰̬̬͕̼͚̻̦́͆͗̔̎͝ͅÙ̶̮Č̶̛̪͖̣̹̖̆̍̇̏͊̐̈́̀͊̕͘͜͝K̸̨̡̺̲̘̝͙̙͇̼̤̀̏̅̆̀̆́̎̉̀͐Ị̵̢̯̺̪̫̩̟̼̟̣̩̈́̃͛͑̓̓̾̎͘ͅṈ̸͙̈̎͌̅̊̈́́̌̿̋͘̕͝͝G̸̡̯̠̹̳͈̩͕̩͈͕̻̤̬͙̈́͑͛͌̆̓͝ ̶̼̹̺͕̦̦̲͈̼̓͆͊̎D̵̡̛̛̦̺̖̪̔̎I̷͓̺̓̒̕E̷̡̘̪̬͙̳̮͔̬̱͂̉̿̈̓̇̈́̋̀͒̕͝͝ͅͅS̶̢̼͕͂̽͒̿͋̉̐̾̽̃̉͊̚͜!̷̢̘͌̀̂̅͒̏́̚!̸͖͔͔̈́͜!̸̡̧͖̻̬̭͎̻͂̂͒̓͊̈́͋̑͊̓̿͘͜ ̴̧͓̙͉̖̳̙̲̳̯̙̱͉̙̏͛͐̓̈́̍̿́͝͝ͅ4̶̗̬͖͉̦̟̟̯̪͕͒͒̎̑̃̒̚S̴̛̖̱̏͛̒̿̏ͅƯ̶̫̣̊̓̀̐́̿̄̄B̸̩̣̼̣̺̦̤̣̉͂͆̋̂͐̑͑̈́͐͌͒͠͝4̵̢̻̬̗͉͕͔̪̯̖͐́̔̈͑S̶̜̜͍̓͑̆̏̽̔̈̐̉̒̓Ư̶̡̨̫̞̘͇̦̝͍̰̣̪͍̹̙̇̑̆̀̏͆͂B̵̳̮̬̝̙̓̂͑̓4̴̼͙͇̣͕͌̇̐͒̐͜͠͝S̷̡̛̝͕̭̩̬͋̒̿̊͂̎U̵̟̯͊̈́B̴̦̺͛̅̎̍͋̓͐͒͛̿͒̾̕͝4̶̡͖̼̜̝̻͙̥͙͚̪̪̬̿͑̓̔̔S̷̡̨̻̗͕̞͕͚̺̝̘͈̟̗̳̉̑͛͛̾̃͠U̶̯̮̦̫̬̹̞͍̰̥̠̭͌͗͠B̴̞̫͎̫͕̬̭̪͒̊̆̋̈́͐̇̓͒̓̈́̂̈́̽͜-!!!"
Felix flies away.
"So... what are you? Some kind of 2 Dimensional Meme People?" asked Bruce.
"We're actually New Gods from the 4th-World who were cruelly dissected into these filthy meme bodies that you stupid humans make in every Multiverse. We were turned into these forms by the New God Bill Cipher!"
"I've fought and defeated a New God!" smiled Peter.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" cackled Phil. "Sure you did, kid! Sure, you did!"
"Can we leave now?" asked Bruce.
*THWIP*
Suddenly, Bruce is strangled in the neck by an indestructible Flex Tape acting like tentacles.
"Y̵̙̤̦͚̣̣͈̝̼͙͑ͅO̴͔̦̬͎̭͓͎̍͠Ṷ̵̢̨̢̻̙̭̬̱͉̻̾̅̓̑̌̂̋̃̈̽̕͜ͅ ̷̡̛̰̦̪̱̗̣͇̣̀́̀̎̉͝Č̷̡̡̡̨̩̭͇͚͔̗̖̬͕͇̅̃͂Ạ̸̿͘͠N̸̳̩͉̖̗̻͇͙̭̠͊̆̒̏'̶̧͔͇͕̹̭̗̮͕̤͈̜͈͑̆͑͒͐̋͆̅͊̏ͅT̴̨̢̠̖̞̼̠̂̊̊̈̓̊̍͘͠ ̴̨̡̛̫̘̯͈̰̱̘͚̔̈̓̃̆̀̌͋͆̎̄̕̚͜ͅL̷̢̗̘̝̼̠̗̈́̌̓̓̀͒͘͘Ë̵̢̧̮̞́͌̀̓͑͋A̷̛͈̝̦̯̯͉̟̋͑̊̽̍̔̽̈́̏̚̕͠͝V̵̛̮̤͂̀̏̽̽̄̅͑͐͘͝E̸̼̭͕͍͙̰͖̳̥͉͔͓̟̯͑̅͂̄̓̒͋̈̓̕͝͝ ̷̢͇͍̩̮͔͙̝͓̝͖̫͖̯͌̎̾̅̿̾̃̎́̈́̌̋͠͝Ủ̵̻̜͚̰̰Ǹ̶̖̖͈̠̯̙̹̗̙͗͋͆̕̚T̶̠͖̤́̅͛͂̏͂̀̿̃I̵̢̧̧̧̢͕̝̦͓̩̱̺͑͐̂̚͜͜͝ͅL̸̦̩̠͍̇̎͆̎̈́̊̆̑̕͝ ̵̭̖̖̮̏̃̎̎̓̐́̇̎Y̸͖̬̟̞̰͍̻̻̱̟̕͜ͅO̶̼̩̩͈̙̬͈̼͛̾̑̓̽̊̂͊͐̚͝͝ͅṲ̵̡͓̱͂̑̎̈́̃ ̷̢̧̛̠͔͖̞͚̥̮͕̠̤̹͌͋̾͋̈́̐̌͒͜͠Ḳ̴̠̿̈͒Î̴͓͈̘̤̱͉̜͙͕͖̏͒̂̋̇Ļ̷̡̗̖̗̼̤̼͓̠̯͈̤̲̾͊͂̏̇̑͐̃͆̋̌̚L̵̲̦͙̻̣͂̿̋͆ ̷̘̪̮͔̳̹̝̇̽̆̓͋̕T̴̗͓̜̱̩̰͈̪͕̮̪̬͍͒͋̾̂̕͠H̸̢̢̛̘͍̯̥͔̜̗̏͑̽̇̀̋͌̈̈́̐̔͑̈́͘͜Ĕ̴̞̳͙̍̊͊͂̂̏̍̄̈̎ ̶̡̨̭͍̥̬͔̤̤͕̆͆̍̒̍͒̏̂́̋̌̀̏̈́͠C̶̼̬̣͙̜̻͌R̴̢̛̰͕͓̮͙͈̺̝̎̆́͊̇̄̿̌͆͛͛Ę̷͉̳͎̲͚̥̣̭̥̱̞̯̲̂̈́͌̑͗́͑̄̐͝Ȃ̴̖͓͕̐͒T̵̛̮̜̖̒͐̒̃͊̿̐̀̔̐̄̕U̵̠̪̔͛͌̋̐̀͘͠R̶̬̹̋̇̍͛̅̽͊͑̔̽E̴̳͕̰͇̙͎͌̄̈́̓͒̐!̶̧̱̖̰̰̣͚̖̺́̆̄̔̃͌̊̔̊̽͝͠!̷̧̫̮̠̤̠̝̈́͊̿̾̉̅!̷̩̞̖̐̏́͋͂̾̐̅̚͝ ̸̢̢͕̥͎̤̠͓̖͚̺͖̞͙͍̔͂W̸̢̘̖̗̠̮̦͊̊̊̓E̶͙̻̭͖͕̦̱̿͐͋̋̒͋̚.̸̭̻̗̬̭̺̬͎͚̘̮̱̽̋̑̏̑̍̇̿̇̾̔͝͝͝.̷̨̫͛͌͑̈́̔̇.̵̨̢̯̤̭͖̠͇̥̬̰̙̱̤̩̑͆̿̀͊̑͗̇̚͝ ̷̪̥͇̫̹̪̝̯̉̅́̾̕W̷̹̺̩͎͆͆̆͑̉̽͋͒́̕O̵͇̦̣̹̗͑̿͝͝ͅÚ̵̢̨̢̨̨̠̟̯̰̭̯́̈́͌̈́̆̂̈́̿͗͐̈͘Ľ̶̨̺͔͎͔̰͐̈́͛͐̏̊̒͝D̵̜͕̼̀̀̆͐͜͝͝N̷͙͕̅̈͋̏̅̓̌̈́̓̈́͝'̷̻͓̰̣͙̹̠̫̼̘̉͝T̴̼̘̟͙̝͎͓͔̘̞̠̜̈́ ̴̥̤̩̺͚͒͂̍̔̌̉̓̿̇A̶̻̱̬̞̪͙̯͐̉L̴̦̥̦̔͐̏̅̆͆̚͘L̸̨̹͎͎̘̻̲̲͉̠͉̻̓̐̾͋̂͘̕͜͝͝O̴̧̹̤̫̻̣̹̳͉̰͕̠̾̈́̿̓̐W̴̢̮̣̮̬͚̳̜͙͍̤̅̈̓͝ ̷̯̣̦̟̔͆͂̀İ̶͎̳̌͗̄́͗͌͂̈́̄͋̊̍̾T̵̡͎̘̞͈͙̠̋!̵̞̘͔͇̬̱̥̠̟͚̩͑̀̇̎̑̎̓͜!̶̡̧̦͈͔̠̹̙̩͔̼̦͈̌̆!̶̢̬̤̜̙͖̹̼̟̼͆͆̃͒͐͜"
"Okay," said Bruce.
"Wait! You can't just force us to fight against-!"
The Reverse-Flash zooms into the scene.
Bruce brings out his Batarang as The Reverse-Flash dodged.
"EOBARD!!!" yelled Bruce.
"No, no! That's not Eobard! That's Zoompost!" smiled Phil. "Heya, Zoompost!"
"It was me, Phil. I ****** off Barry Allen's **** in an entire nanosecond and made him blow his *** all over his first date and ruined it!"
Everything stayed silent. A deep eldritch moan could be heard echoing and ringing in their ears as Phil's pupils and irises disappear from his eyes. He gives a weird curved smile in such a strange way that it begins stretching his skin in an abnormal way. Bones in his spine began to crackle as his head twitched like a bobblehead or a dragon fly's head.
"Yeah! It is such wonderful weather today!" Phil went back to "normal."
"Well! Anyway! Bruce! Peter!"
Bruce squints his eyes as Peter trembled in fear.
"Well? What is this monster?" asked Bruce.
"Cursed Images? Reddit 50/50? Rick and Morty Fandom? Undertale Fandom?" asked Peter. He leans closer and whispers with his hand over his mouth. "Pessimistic Youtuber Self-Proclaimed Critics?"
"Like Nostalgia Critic?" asked Phil.
"No. His doesn't count because he's funny," said Peter. "I'm talking about those guys who have overly pessimistic criticisms!"
"Like the lesser-known ones who get attacked by a lot of commenters?" asked Phil.
"Bingo," said Peter. "Vegan Teacher, anyone?"
"I thought you didn't like trendy stuff," said Bruce.
"It's because I'm one sussy baka, Mr. Wayne."
"Jesus Christ. Who the hell says that these idiots are worth your time?"
"But these guys have wrong opinions and stuff!"
"Who the fuck cares? It's a stupid insignificant opinion of a stupid insignificant person in this stupid insignificant universe. If people on the internet make fun of my mom and dad I make fun of them for making fun of the world's richest and most powerful man while he cries over stupid shit like getting an F in chemistry or pretending to be cool by drinking beer or going to parties where he gets somebody pregnant and ruins his stupid insignificant life.
Why the hell would you waste your time on someone so stupid where you could work hard to write something or make something that makes you happy? Or maybe you could even do something that could very well change the world?"
"Point taken," said Peter. "You don't believe in God, do you, Mr. Wayne?"
"I believe in God when I believe in God.Phil. Talk. What do we have to kill and is it sentient?"
"It is not sentient and it is a creature from another Multiverse!" smiled Phil.
"What stupid millennial meme is it?"
"OK BOOMER!!!" yelled Carl Wheezer.
Later...
Bruce and Peter entered a cave near the nethers of the Meme Mania, where the Dead Memes lay.
Peter takes out candy and tries to bite it, but a large frog tongue thwips out and grabs the candy as the creature swallows it.
Pepe the Frog is revealed as he moaned sadly and hissed as he crawled away.
"Skippuh?" asked Kowalski. The Penguins of Madagascar all stayed sitting depressedly on some stones. "Why the hell are we bein' punished this way for savin' Obama?"
"Just smile and wave, boys..." Skipper sobs, smiles, and waves. "Just smile and wave..."
Winnie the Pooh who wore a cool tuxedo sighed in sadness. "Oh, bother..."
The pair turned to each of these memes.
"How awful," said Peter.
The pair reaches a cave at the far end of Meme Mania.
"Peter," said Bruce. "My sensors are telling me that a creature releasing massive amounts of antimatter is in there."
"Like that one guy Barry fought? Anti-Monitor?" asked Peter.
"Let's hope not. Phil said that this creature is called a MordTwice," said Bruce.
"Are you sure you said that right, Mr. Wayne?" asked Peter.
"You should've been there and held your shit. Now I don't know what I'm dealing with," said Bruce.
"I only went a number one, Mr. Wayne," yelled Peter.
The pair hear growling.
The creature began galloping toward them.
Bruce grabs Peter and takes out a grappling hook as they are both hurled upward.
They saw the creature come out of the cave. A centaur. Its horse body is purple with a six-pointed star on its butt cheeks. It has blue, purple, and pink fur for a tail. It has a blue mane on its back. Its humanoid body is an ugly bluebird with arm-like wings on its body. It has teeth all over its face with gums between the teeth and the feathers. Its feathers were messy and sharp. It has brittle teeth inside its beak. It has black hooves and long legs. It has tongues all over its horse body, wriggling and oozing.
"MordeTwi," said Peter in horror.
MordTwi cocks its head as it moves 180 degrees to face them. A crackling sound could be heard from its neck.
It squawks as it flaps its arms and flies toward them.
It growls and prepares to bite Bruce as Bruce punches the creature in the face.
Peter kicks the creature with both his feet as he backflips and lands backward.
The creature stabs Bruce's helmet, but the armor prevents the beak to puncture his face.
Bruce then throws his fist into the creature, bashing its face as Bruce bashes his fists at the creature over and over.
The creature chirps as its tongues wriggle. The teeth on its face twitch and ooze with blood and saliva. Its eyes dart left and right as it charges at Bruce and pecks him over and over again.
"RAUGH!!! RAUGH!!!" yelled Bruce, as he struggles to stand.
*THWIP*
Peter managed to capture the creature with his web as he swings him around, spinning around as he tosses the creature away.
The creature flies as Bruce blasted missiles at the creature from his suit.
It squawks and blasts its forked tongue out and stabs Bruce's suit. It then begins to pull Bruce in as its tongue pulls him toward its beak.
Peter blasts its eyes with web fluid as he flips upward and pummels the creature with his fists.
Bruce then sees the creature's eyes pop out as they twitch and stare into his eyes.
"I'm not impressed," Bruce grabs the Batarang and decapitates the creature's eyes as he tosses a Shattered Star into its brain through the creature's eyehole.
*SPLAT*
Its head is blown off as it topples over Bruce.
"Cool!" smiled Peter.
Later...
Ricardo (the Meme) dances and shakes his ass in front of Bruce and Peter. Chika Fujiwara gives a thumbs up to the group.
"The King and Queen thanks you for saving our world from the most cursed creature in our Multiverse, the MordeTwi," said a Ugandan Knuckle. "Here is your reward!"
Ugandan Knuckles gives the pair billions of Units and a card that says "N-Word Pass."
"Why would we need this?" asked Peter.
"Parker... be quiet. It's almost over," said Bruce.
"Here you go!" smiled Ugandan Knuckles, giving them the medal of honor. "You may now use you portal gun-!"
Bruce immediately opens the portal on the ground and jumps in.
"Bye," said Peter, as he jumps in as well.
*voom*
The pair appear back into Classic Peter's garage, panting in relief.
Bruce grabs the N-Word pass and tries to tear it into pieces, but it doesn't work.
Bruce throws it on the wall as it flops on the ground and glows.
"Peter. Let's bury that thing and hopefully, no one digs it up..."
The next day...
A man with awesome blonde hair digs up the fabled N-Word Pass. This man... is Donald Trump. Along with him is George W. Bush.
"Finally... Unlimited power..." said Trump.