158. Cipher Beyond Part III ~Failure~

Spazura gains his final form...

He looks exactly like a human... with... yellow cat ears... and red hair. He is incredibly handsome and wears a white Americana suit. He lost his tail. He wears white shoes as well. He has a benevolent smile and looks like he's in his early 20s.

"It was thirty-nine years ago! Not thirty-four! Hahaha! Oh, dear... I forgot! Oh dearie me! Being tens and thousands of years old really makes you forget your own time!"

Lord faces against Lei.

"Well, hello," he smiled benevolently.

Lord blasts a punch into Spazura's face, and he is unphased by this attack.

Lord widens his eyes and backs away.

"Goodbye, Lord Marvel," he smiled, as he pointed his finger at the chest.

*PEW*

*SPLAT*

He blasted an Ultra Spin Beam into his chest.

Lord's eyes go blank as he falls to the ground.

"LORD!!!"

Spazura sighs. "Time to lay waste to this entire fucking quadrant."

The skies begin to go dark as he begins meditating midair.

"Wait, no..." said Zed, as he caught Lord before he fell.

Lord restores his own wound.

"What's a quadrant?" asked Zed.

"He'll destroy trillions of lives by destroying one-fourth of the 4th-World Galaxy we're in," said Rick.

"I'm sorry. WHAT!?" asked Zed, turning to Rick with horrified eyes.

"How do you think he's able to blast a planet with absolute ease?" shrugged Rick.

"WE HAVE TO GET LORD TO KILL SPAZURA!!!" yelled Zed.

"Uh-huh? I'm on board now, seeing that reality is cruel and not letting us win at all... But... how is he going to do that?" asked Rick. "Wait!" yelled Rick, as he takes out the rune on his hand.

*DUN... DUN... DUN!!!*

"Never mind. I've got nothing," said Rick. "Let's get to the planet and evacuate everyone."

"BUT TRILLIONS OF OTHER LIVES-!!!" yelled Zed.

"Will have to enter Heaven... Or Hell for that matter... as Salvi or Lucifer said. Boohoo," sighed Rick

"DABADI!!!"

Blue Dabadi blasts its fist into Rick's face, knocking him out.

Lord prepares his wrecking ball to attack Spazura.

"You look like me, however... a fatherless momma's boy... You hate your father... right?" Spazura whispered in Lord's thoughts.

Lord gritted his teeth.

*ding*

It doesn't affect him at all.

Lord sighs.

"Wait..." said Lei.

"The Ultra Spin!" smiled Lord.

"I know! But... I mean... Are we ready?" asked Lei.

"Wanna try?" asked Lord.

They both breathe in and out and focus their anger toward Spazura.

Silver spinning energies began orbiting around their right arms. They point them at a meditating Spazura.

*PEW*

He is unaffected.

"WHAT!?" asked Lord and Lei.

Spazura gave a soft smile.

Spazura gains against a spider limb that stabs both of them in the chest as they both fall from the sky.

Lord restores his wound and restores Lei's, as he catches her and floats down.

Lord sighs. "I... can't think of anything... I just can't..."

Lord angrily clenches his fists.

Lord blasts himself toward Spazura.

"Lord! Wait!" yelled Lei.

Lord prepares to blast his fist toward Spazura.

"Come on... Lord!" yelled Zed.

Zed sighs. He realizes something.

He begins whispering the words into Rick's rune.

"Spiral staircase, Rhinoceros beetle, Desolation Row, Fig tart, Rhinoceros beetle, Via Dolorosa, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Giotto, Angel, Hydrangea, Rhinoceros beetle, Singularity point, Secret emperor... Spiral staircase-..."

Lord's star on his back shines.

*bloop*

Something invisible appears from behind Lord's star.

*shoo*

*SPLAT*

Spazura's whole arm and half of his upper torso.

Spazura trembles as he faces Lord.

"W-W-What...-?"

*shoo*

*SPLAT*

Spazura's whole head is erased, as his dead body drops to the ground.

*THUD*

Dust settles as Lord's eyes widen.

"What just happened!?" asked Lei. "Did I do that!?"

"Did you?" asked Lord.

The atmospheric happenstance of dark skies disappears, as the sky returns to normal.

Lord floats down to see Spazura's body.

"I... killed him..." said Lord.

"Lord it's okay," said Lei.

"He was going to kill everyone, anyway," said Zed, walking toward them as a sleeping Rick floats behind him lying down midair. "We just saved trillions of lives today."

"Let's go home," said Zed.

Later...

Morty is driving the spaceship as everyone, healed but with blood all over their bodies, drive home as they reenter the D4C Universes.

"We're almost home!" smiled Morty.

Rick gasps for breath and spits out a large amount of saliva.

"What the fuck happened?" he asked.

"I punched you in the face because you were planning to abandon everything," said Zed. "And let everyone else die."

"Yep. Sounds like me," said Rick, as he drinks from his flask.

"So... Spazura just... died?" asked Zed. "Just like that?"

"That was pretty anti-climactic," said Celine. "An invisible wrecking ball appeared from your star and just killed him."

"That's pretty... nifty," sighed Yang.

"Terrible ending," said Ryle. "Who writes these stories!? So bad and anti-climactic, I say!"

"The Author?" asked Rick. "I think that's what the guy is called."

"So... he's dead," said Steven. "And Bill Cipher is coming?"

"What do we do?" asked Star.

"Probably something stupid," said Lord.

"And... that stupid thing we'd do? We'll do it together," smiled Lei.

"I, Do'Bumsha, agree with you," said Kapitan Dirigma.

Van looks outside. "Hey! There's a bunch of aliens fighting each other over there!"

"Those are Space Pirates," said Rick. "Morty. Swerve."

"Yeah, yeah," sighed Morty. "I always have to swerve..."

"What was that!?" asked Rick.

"Nothing," said Morty.

"He said that he always has to swerve," said Lord. "Super-hearing."

"Thank you, Lord," Morty rolled his eyes.

"You little piece of shit!" yelled Rick.

"I'M 19, NOW!!!" yelled Morty. "I SWERVE WHEN I WANT TO!!!"

"No, Morty... I think you should really swerve. We might die," said Celine.

"Oh... S-Sure... Hahaha!" laughed Morty, as he swerves.

"Yeck..." Celine whispered.

"Oh shit!" yelled Rick. "THE TWO UNIVERSES... THEY'RE DESTROYED!!!NO SIGNS OF LIFE IN ANY UNIVERSAL QUADRANT IN THE NEXT TWO UNIVERSES!!! OH SHIT!!! OH NO!!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!!"

Everyone begins to sob.

"NO!!! KUYA MIGUEL!!!" sobbed Lord.

"Anne..." wept Lei.

Rick holds up a laser gun to his head, tearing up. "All is fucking lost... The Universe will end after all..." He charges a blast. "Whoops! Nope! Everyone's back," smiled Rick. "They just popped back over there."

"Oh! Great!" smiled Lord.

Everyone wipes their tears and pat each other on the back.

"Oh, wow! We're invited to Anne's birthday," said Rick.

"Oh, cool," said Lei.

"Let's go," sighed Lord. "Then we should at least have a celebration for saving the world."

Everyone said along the lines of, "Sure!" and "Whatever!"