64. Lucifer Beyond ~Lucifer Morningstar~

Josuke stared at the ceiling at night. He stared at it silently, thinking of questions like, "What's peanut butter made of?" or "How hard can you hit your head unto a wall before the wall breaks?"

Suddenly... a portal opens before Josuke.

"JOSUKE!!!"

A voice echoed from the portal into the room.

"JOSUKE!!! THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! FINN, JAKE, SPONGEBOB, PATRICK, GUMBALL, DARWIN, THE CRUSADERS... YOUR FAMILY... YOUR BODYGUARDS... MR. REAPER... THEY'RE ALL DEAD!!! HE... HE KILLED THEM!!!"

A beaten and battered Josuke appeared from the portal.

"JOSUKE!!!" shouted this version of Josuke. "STOP HIM!!! FIND THE WALLEYES BEFORE GIO DOES!!! NOT... ENOUGH... TIME!!! JOSUKE!!! FIND HIM!!! FIND THE GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE MONSTER EMPEROR!!!"

"Is peanut butter made of peanuts?" asked Josuke.

"WH-... WHAT!?" asked Future Josuke.

"Is peanut butter-?"

"YES!!! I HEARD WHAT YOU SAID... AND YES!!! PRETTY MUCH!!! WAIT... I FORGOT TO TELL YOU!!! THE MONSTER EMPEROR'S IDENTITY IS-!!!"

Suddenly, he disappeared.

"I knew it," said Josuke. "Peanutbutter is made of peanuts."

Miguel JoJo sighed as he bought a set of Happy Meals wearing his skull mask.

"Cherry Coke?" said Miguel. "No, no, no... I said Green Tea Coke."

Miguel pays the cashier money.

Miguel puts the meals on a large table in the fast-food restaurant, Jollibee.

"God, I hate Jollibee," said Jedan.

Ghost Jedan nodded, even though no one saw him.

The Stardust Crusaders and the eight, now dubbed The Fusion, eat at the restaurant.

Finn ate some Jollibee Burgersteark since he thought it was meatloaf.

Jake ate a whole chicken bucket.

Spongebob and Patrick are on the table eating a human hand-sized burger, which is much larger than they are with a serving of soda.

Gumball eats a burger and fries and so does Darwin.

Everyone has a serving of Green Tea Coke.

"Bahahahahaha!" laughed Spongebob. "Patrick, look! It's a kid who seems to be lonely! Should we ask him to join us?"

"Maybe he's an orphan!" shrugged Patrick.

"Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?" asked Gumball, as Darwin slapped him in the back of the head.

"Hey, Mr. Reaper?" asked Josuke. "Where'd your Jedan go?"

"Everywhere," said Miguel, as suddenly, green tentacles appeared from behind and started strangling him. "And by everywhere... *choke*... I mean with me... He's a ghost... *gag*..."

"Oh! Those are the tentacles that strangle you every time for some reason," said Josuke.

"Hey, kid!" shouted Darwin. "Wanna sit here with us?"

"Shut up, Orange Mutant Ninja Turtle!" shouted the kid as he took his plate and walked away from them.

Darwin bowed his head and cried.

"Yeah!" shouted Gumball. "Well! You can't eat here! Go back to your mommy! Oh, wait-! I forgot! Yo Momma's so neglectful that she isn't here with us today!"

"I was abandoned!" shouted the kid. "Ha!" the kid pointed to Gumball.

His mother came from behind and tapped his shoulder. "No, you weren't."

Suddenly, the kid runs away as his mother chased after him. The kid bumps into a gothic guy from outside as a book drops from his backpack.

The gothic guy looks at the kid with contempt and out of fear, the kid kicks his leg and runs away.

Gumball is then brought outside.

"Sir, for the last time, you can't scream that in the restaurant! We can't let you back in. I'm sorry," said the manager.

"FINE!!!" shouted Gumball.

Josuke senses something.

"Something's wrong," Josuke said. "Gumball... Gumball found something..."

"Hm?" asked Anne. "Why? What happened to him?"

"I can... feel... that he's about to do something," said Josuke. "I dunno! Just a hunch!"

Josuke shrugged and continued sipping his soda.

Miguel stands up and checks on Gumball.

Gumball is revealed to be picking up the book that fell on the ground.

"That book..." whispered Miguel, seeing its cover, which has an upsidedown star on the center of the cover. "NOOOOOOOOO!!! GUMBALL!!!"

The book opens.

*poof*

A handsome man is shown drinking some tequila.

"And that's how I defeated Odin from Asgard," he chuckled. Suddenly, he looks around.

"Hold on," he said, sensing the atom's vibrations. "This isn't my Earth..."

"Oh," said Gumball. "So... you're one of those Stand-Users, I'm guessing?"

"Technically, I am a Stand-User... well... that's what I'm called in your set of dimensions," said the man, taking out a card with the Devil on it with the number "15". "My card," he sneered.

"'The Devil?'" asked Gumball.

The others, after finishing their meals, walked outside.

"Gumball, you okay, there?" asked Jake.

Jake stretches over to him to check the guy out.

"Who are you supposed to be?" asked Jake. "I can sense some cosmic energies from this guy as I did with Orgalorg and Golb... but this guy seems a bit... Nah... way stronger..."

"Lucifer Morningstar," he smiled. "At your service. Morningstar isn't really my last name... Just a title."

He offers a handshake to Jake.

Jake reaches out for his hand.

Miguel teleports to Jake and stops his hand from touching Lucifer's.

"Oh, my, oh, MY!!!" grinned Lucifer. "MIGGY!!!"

"Tch-..." said Miguel. "Hey, Lucifer..."

"Why, oh, why!" he sneered some more. "Charlie isn't going to believe that her favorite Uncle Miggy is who I've met around here in these parts!"

"Lucifer Morningstar?" asked Anne. "As in, 'The Devil?'"

"The one and only!" he sneered with terrifyingly widened eyes.

"Prove it," said Patrick.

He woges into his demonic form, a form that forced them to shield their eyes because of its horror.

Only Miguel, Kariel, and Anne were capable of seeing this since they were Grimms and a Black-Eyes.

He woged back to his "human" form.

"That enough proof for you, mortal?" asked Lucifer.

"No," said Patrick.

Lucifer woges again.

"WHOA, WHOA!!!" stopped Miguel. "It's fine! He didn't mean what he said."

"Aw! What's wrong, Miggy?" asked Lucifer.

"I kinda wanna see it, again," said Kariel.

"He's just afraid that I'd steal your souls!" smiled Lucifer.

"Never mind!" smiled Kariel.

"Are you... related to Hudson Abadeer?" asked Finn.

"Ah, yes," he sneered. "He's my son with that lady from the Nightosphere's Brothel."

Lucifer threw his glass away and warped another tequila into his hand.

"So... You're Marcy's Grandpa!?" said Jake.

"Marceline? Marceline... Ah! Yes... The Vampire Queen of Earth AT-1278..." said Lucifer. "Yes..."

"Well, we're Catholics, so we'd like you to leave," said Miguel.

"What!?" laughed Lucifer. "You were the ones who called me here!"

Everyone turns to Gumball and frowns.

Miguel takes out a Catholic cross.

"BACK AWAY, SATAN!!!" shouted Miguel. "BACK!!!"

"Oh, wow... thanks for rubbing my more successful younger brother in my face..." said Lucifer. "That doesn't really hurt me physically... just a bit more on the emotional side on this one."

"Come on, Miggy!" laughed Lucifer. "Can't we just catch up, ex to an ex?"

"YOU DATED THE DEVIL!?" asked Anne.

"I didn't know who... what he was!" shouted Miguel. "I'm a massive Catholic! The moment I realized that he's the guy that genocided more people than God himself for a living I dated him for three more months then broke up with him!"

"Three more months!?" asked Anne.

"The sex was pretty good," explained Lucifer.

"Yes, but also, shut the hell up, YOU DAMNED BEAUTIFUL MAN!!!" shouted Miguel. "GO BACK TO YOUR EARTH AND YOUR HELL!!! AND YOU STILL OWE ME FIVE BUCKS!!! STAR PLATINUM: BITES THE DUST!!! WORLD-ENDER ORA RUSH!!!"

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA-!!!" shouted Star Platinum

Only one massive shockwave occurred that shook the whole world, but Lucifer waved his hand and immediately stopped him from attacking.

Miguel was unable to move completely.

Lucifer then took a sip of his drink. He snapped his fingers as Miguel fell to the ground, paralyzed.

"Rather rude, if you ask me," said Lucifer.

"STICKY FINGERS!!!" shouted Anne.

Everyone tries to summon their Stands...

Nothing happens.

"I'm not here to bring the end of the world," said Lucifer. "I'm retired! For now... Well... I did have a deal with Anti-Monitor to help him erase all three Multiverses-..."

"What the WHAT!?" asked Gumball.

"But I promise you! I wouldn't do anything like that anymore!" shouted Lucifer. "You silly mortals have dealt with me!Then, after you did so, you immediately come around and attack me for my actions!Maybe if you'd listen to Uxas and just had given him the Anti-Life Equation, you'd stop having dealt with me!Or maybe allowed Thanos to snap half of you away! Could've solved all your problems.Oh, by the way, you, Anne Zeppeli of... What's the name? D4C-Grimm?"

"What is it?" asked Anne.

"Take off your shirt," said Lucifer.

"Wh-What?!" she turned red.

"Take off your shirt," said Lucifer.

"B-But-!"

The other boys went red, except for Kariel, who was eating fries, and Spongebob and Patrick, who were giggling as they read some vandalism on the walls behind Lucifer.

"Ah, yes! Secret identities!" shouted Lucifer.

Lucifer blinded everyone without them noticing.

"There," said Lucifer. "Go on, woman! No time to die!"

Anne took off her shirt revealing a pink sleeveless undershirt.

Miguel growled at Lucifer.

"Hold the shirt up," he said.

Anne did so.

Lucifer then used the shirt to wipe his own hands.

"Okay... you can throw that shirt away now or do whatever with it. I used it to wipe my demon sweat," he sighed. "What? You thought that I'd get on with you? You're not exactly my type!"

Anne tries to speak for herself.

"And no, I don't think women are funny," said Lucifer, as he turned around and leaned to Miguel.

"Aw... What's wrong, Miggy? Jealous? Over me or her?" asked Lucifer. "Being bisexual really is a strange life for a Catholic and for... well... a person who dated from both sexes.Did I make you feel awkward, Miggy-Pie?"

"Cheque, please," grunted Gumball.

"Lucifer, you should really turn to the left," said Josuke.

Lucifer turns to the left.

Suddenly, a pair of satellites fell next to Lucifer from the sky.

"I knew that'd happen," he chuckled.

"So close!" shouted Gumball.

"Why are you here, Evil One!?" shouted Darwin.

"I am here because you summoned me, and I won't leave until I enjoy a good show!" he cackled. "Might as well erase humanity on this Earth as I did with the dinosaurs!"

"You evil fiend!" shouted Kariel. "I'm a Catholic and I know that's a lie because DINOSAURS AREN'T REAL!!!"

"Kariel, please," said Miguel, sighing. "Hay Naku..."

Lucifer snaps his fingers and teleports away.

"So... I guess... he lives here, now," said Jedan.

"Huh..." whispered Miguel to himself. "How does this connect to Kira?"

"Hm?" asked Anne.

"Nothing... just thinking about the visions I saw... He was... there... when we were out there trying to save the Multiverse," said Miguel.

Suddenly, dinosaurs began to run around in the streets.

"WHAT!?" asked Kariel, confused.

"That's strange..." said Anne. "Must be a Stand Battle."

"Hay Naku," said Miguel, sighing. "There seems to be no story yet... I wonder why?"

"Guys?" asked Stephen, meeting them.

"STUBER!!!" shouted Miguel. "Oh, God! We totally forgot about you!"

"My name's Stephen," said Stephen.

"R-Right!" shouted Miguel.

"Oh, Stephen! Can you pay the restaurant for our food? We kinda walked out with the takeout without paying. For some reason, they just happened to not notice us walking out without paying! We promise, we'll pay you back!" smiled Anne.

Stephen smiles. "Sure thing, guys!"

"Thanks, Sven!" smiled Miguel, as everyone walked away.

Meanwhile...

Gio sighed, playing in his guitar the "Moonlight Sonata."

Gio sees a vision in the future...

The Devil is shown having a deal with one of the characters. This character held the Ark of the Covenant and managed to achieve Heaven... in accordance to Salvi's plans... This man is Salvi's son... Who is it?

We don't know.

Gio returns to reality.

"God, I'm hungry," said Gio.

One of his guitar's strings was cut randomly and struck a vase behind him as it rolled to the side and caused a paper plane he made before this to launch itself. The wind flew the plane downstairs and was blown by the wind from outside, knocking some eggs into a frying pan as the frying pan fell on the ground. Suddenly, the pan was stepped on by the dog as the pan was thrown upward and into the hall, as it bounced toward the doorstep of Gio's room.

Gio walks out the door, which was opened, hearing this noise.

"Hey!" shouted Gio. "Eggs! Thanks, Gold Experience!"

Gio tries to eat the eggs.

"Bleugh," he said. "Not enough salt."

Suddenly, salt was thrown into his hand by a series of events caused in the kitchen.

"Thanks," said Gio, as he added salt to the egg.

"Earlier, in Jollibee, I asked you for The Devil to come to this world so that he'd cause some trouble for Josuke," said Gio. "Too bad that didn't happen."

Meanwhile...

Josuke eats his nachos.

"Oh... I get it now..."