Side Story 48: We're Fabulous

Gabriel who was having lunch with Bayonetta was embarrassed. "Umm, Bayonetta. Why are you here in this small town? Not to be rude or anything, but you look like someone that doesn't live in these kinds of places." Gabriel was curious and Bayonetta smiled.

"Why yes, my dear. I actually do not live here, it's too small for my liking. Nothing much to do as well, but I heard that someone new is in town. And they're mighty fun people." Bayonetta smirked, thinking that the Aesir family were a riot.

"Ohhh, you're looking for someone? I'm actually trying to find someone too. I just couldn't find Kuoh academy, see." Gabriel gave a sheepish smile.

Bayonetta raised a brow and was quite interested now in what she truly was. Feeling a lot of mana coming from her.

"Well, you're quite lucky little Gabby. It seems we're going to the same place. Maybe we're destined to be friends too." Bayonetta smiled at her and Gabriel didn't know how to react to that.

"Uhhh, really? Wait, are you part of the supernatural?" Gabriel squinted her eyes at her cutely and was ready to make her forget if she wasn't.

"Hmmm, what would you do if I was?" Bayonetta put a hand on her chin. Waiting for her next move as an awkward silence dominated their table.

"Nothing really, but what are you exactly. I can't get a hold of what you are and you're also quite abnormally... Tall." Gabriel looked at her once again and Bayonetta had legs for days. She honestly looked like a real devil that would enchant people and steal their souls or something.

"That's quite rude to a lady, Gabby. You already know that, but if you must insist. I am a witch, the fun kind. Now, it would be uncouth of you to withhold your secret." Bayonetta smirked at her and Gabriel thought that was true.

"I'm an angel actually." Gabriel put up an illusion and showed her halo. Bayonetta had a hint of surprise on her face for a second, but she quickly regained her composure. As Gabriel didn't look even a bit like the angels of paradiso.

"My, oh my. So that's why you're such a sweetheart Gabby." Bayonetta pinched her cheeks a bit and Gabriel pouted at her. "I'm not a kid Bayonetta! I'm older than you, you know! I'm your big sister." Gabriel huffed and Bayonetta chuckled.

"Alright, big sister. I'll accept that little title of yours if you could locate Kuoh academy by your lonesome~" Bayonetta teased her and Gabriel was defeated immediately. She then puffed her cheeks at Bayonetta.

The witch laughed and patted Gabriel's head. "Let's go then, little Gabby?" Bayonetta poked her squishy cheeks once again, making Gabriel sigh.

"This is fine, we'll go our separate ways when we get to Kuoh academy." Gabriel started breathing exercises. As she haven't had that kind of treatment since ever. Being an Archangel of heaven and all.

The two make their way downtown, with Bayonetta strutting and everybody of course looked at the tall woman that looked terribly out of place. She was in a get up that's more appropriate for grand balls after all.

"So tell me, Gabby. Who are you looking for if it's not too much of a secret." Bayonetta made small talk as Gabriel wasn't really the chatty type.

"I guess it is okay. I'm looking for the devils that govern this area. We need to ask for permission to walk around here or it could be seen as a sign of aggression. And a whole three way war with the angels, fallen, and devils will start again." Gabriel said seriously. Making Bayonetta raise a brow at that information.

'Hmmm, it seems I must be more careful here. Gabriel here looks like a high class member of the angels in this place.' Bayonetta got more interested, thinking of how the power balance was in the place.

Different verses on the planet were clueless of each other. Ein basically landlocked the other places in their own world in the past. Or shit will hit the fan quite quickly.

The two quickly arrived at Kuoh. "Hmmm, so this is the place, huh? Not quite what I expected as a base for devils Gabby." Bayonetta didn't feel anything wrong in the place except for some magic that was lingering in the air.

"Well, devils aren't that much different than humans. Angels and fallen too, we were made by father at his image. So you could call humans as offshoots of us. While the fallen and devils are mutations that branched out." Gabriel explained and Bayonetta nodded.

"Interesting indeed. Now onwards, Gabby. We have to make ourselves known. Chop chop." Bayonetta walked in without a care and Gabriel sighed.

They felt magic in a certain direction and the two looked at each other. They immediately ran to the direction of the occult research club and was met with a pretty interesting scene.

One Mordred Pendragon was being held back by Jeanne and Artoria while a half dead Xenovia was on the ground. Beaten black and blue by the blonde.

"Let me go father, Jeanne! You proper cunt! Let me give you a beating that's given to the likes of you!" Mordred was fuming and Irina tried giving first aid to her friend.

Gabriel frowned heavily, thinking that shit hit the fan when she wasn't looking. And things weren't good at all.

"Oh my, that one's quite violent." Bayonetta commented and everybody saw the newcomers. "What in the world happened here?" Gabriel took out her 12 pairs of white wings. Asking for an explanation from Rias and Sona.

"She started it, I don't know about you. But this is the Knick Knack Paddy Whack's territory and we're just subletting here. Which means, they. Can do whatever they want." Rias pointed at the servants and Gabriel felt like she was gonna have a heart attack.

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Earlier, Irina and Xenovia arrived at Kuoh academy and Sona was naturally aware of who they were. Carrying around dangerous weapons and all.

"Saji, bring the guests who came here to the occult research club. They're having a little party night today. The Satans know that they won't be leaving there." Sona sighed and her blonde pawn piece saluted.

Irina and Xenovia arrived at the occult research club without hiccups. But that will be changing quite soon.

The party of the servants and the kids were still ongoing. With the kids using their newfound abilities from Azathoth to widen the space inside the room.

The Kaslana sisters were playing some volleyball with the blade girls, Izumi, Haku, and Akira. With Shenlong as their 4th member for an equalizer.

"Take this! Shooting star of the universe!" Alexis did a spike while shouting out a chuuni line. But it was quite the apt name. As the indestructible volleyball went flying like a falling star.

"Muda da!" Shenlong caught it as their Libero and Izumi returned it to their side, lightning raining everywhere with her spike.

Laplace created a hovering metal plate that creates hands with nano tech. Floating around, giving drinks to everyone. The others were just lazing about. Drinking some fruit juice with shades on like they were in a tropical island.

"Ahhh, nothing like a vacation indoors. Don't you think?" Ein sipped on his juice and his daughters nodded.

"Un, this is the life. If only I knew that Tohru had such a wonderful master, I would've came here earlier." Lucoa sighed, relaxing onto her soft sofa with some shades on.

Xenovia and Irina stared at them in shock. But Rias coughed, breaking them out of their stupor. "Ahem, holy sword wielders from the church. What's your business here?" She immediately went in for the subject at hand. Not really in the mood to entertain them.

"Rias Gremory... We came here for one thing. And one thing only, to retrieve the holy swords that were stolen from the church. And if you get in our way." Xenovia was having a boring monologue and Rias sipped her drink audibly.

"Sure, go on. Get lost, make trouble and you're dead. Your holy swords will be in the custody of the underworld." Rias gave them an ultimatum and Sona nodded in satisfaction.

"W-what?" Irina was gobsmacked and Xenovia narrowed her eyes. She was a mook from the church after all. And mooks from any religion were quite the self righteous assholes.

She then saw Asia enjoying some barbecue with Tora, Mordred, and Artoria. The father and son duo were scarfing down skewers left and right.

"Huh, Asia Argento. So you collate with the devils, what would god think of a fallen witch like you?" Xenovia commented and Asia felt bad, remembering the scrutiny and discrimination she experienced.

Arcueid's eyes changed immediately and was about to obliterate her. But Kuku stopped her, thinking that was too easy.

"What'd you say, punk?" Mordred stopped eating and the blonde trio immediately stared at her menacingly.

Xenovia didn't know them, because she didn't really use social media. Ignorant of the happenings in the world. And the sharp power changes that was happening. She only knew that Surtr and Sushang destroyed Olympus' underworld. Because it was that big of a deal.

"Didn't hear me? God must be disappointed in you, Asia Argento. Turning into a vile witch that mingles with devils." Xenovia's bigotry was a product of her upbringing. And Irina shaked her instantly.

"Xenovia... That's a really bad idea. Apologize now and let's get out of here!" She whispered with a scream. Not wanting to become dead meat. Knowing who they were, as she was quite the trendy exorcist.

"Hoh... You've got some balls on you, cunt. Wanna see how it impacts you in your life?" Mordred cracked her knuckles and Irina paled.

"We're very sorry! Come on Xenovia, apologize damnit!" Irina tried bowing her companion's head. But she was stubborn.

Mordred then activated her mana burst. Red lightning shooting out of her legs, appearing right in front of Xenovia instantly. She then slugged her on the face, throwing the blue haired girl out of the window with tremendous force.

Mordred followed suit and mounted Xenovia, beating the crap out of her. "Hah, I was holding myself back... But she just had to mouth off at Asia while they are here." Kiba sighed and Rias gave a wry smile.

He had a run in with a lunatic in the church that tried making holy sword wielders artificially. But they were deemed a failure. And all his friends sacrificed themselves so he could run away. Giving birth to his hatred at holy swords and their wielders.

Artoria and Jeanne stopped Mordred once she threw a couple of hits in. Noticing that Xenovia was probably a typical church zealot. Brainwashed since a child to be their loyal soldier that basically has no pay.

"Stop, Mordred. She's probably just ignorant! Look at her companion. She isn't like her at all." Jeanne pointed out and Artoria held her back as well.

Then, Gabriel and Bayonetta appeared. Which where we are now.

"Oi, oi. What's the commotion over here? We're trying to relax here, geez." Ein walked up to the scene, wearing some shorts and flip-flops. Looking like he was just in a vacation.

He saw the half dead Xenovia on the ground that was being healed by Gabriel and quite surprisingly. A wild Bayonetta that has appeared out of nowhere.

"Tch, this little dog of the church has been talking mad shit about Asia." Mordred clicked her tongue. "Mordred-san, you didn't need to do that for me. And you went too far as well." Asia was touched, but she chided her still.

"What? She was calling you a witch and all that. It wasn't even your fault you were excommunicated from the shit hole called the church. It's more corrupted than a damned government." Mordred announced and Gabriel gasped, not really knowing that. As she's like the mascot of heaven. And Michael doesn't want to burden her with that.

"She's got you there, Gabby. Those little self righteous zealots are quite troublesome indeed." Bayonetta agreed and Gabriel was just learning this now.

"W-what do you mean? Aren't they servants of father? Shouldn't they be the paragons of his teachings?" Gabriel was gonna learn today. And she will learn hard.

Ein laughed at her and wiped a tear off his eye. "Ooh, that's a good one. The church being good people. I didn't know one of the archangels was such a joker. Simply, no. The church is one of the most corrupt and evil organizations in the world. Your religion is the cause of so much death and suffering, it's not even funny." Ein sighed, thinking if he should just destroy the church and make a new religion or something.

"Laying it on a bit too thick aren't you, handsome?" Bayonetta smirked at him and Ein snorted. "Of course, she's obviously sheltered. Just like how the priests like their little choir boys." Ein shrugged and Bayonetta laughed.

"So straightforward, quite the charmer aren't you? I'm Bayonetta by the way, what's your name handsome?" Bayonetta strutted up to him and put a finger on his shoulder.

"Einheri, nice to meet you. Damn, you've got legs for days, Hun. You know how to use that? Because if you do, I've got a job for you." Ein smirked at her as he knew that she fights with guns being attached at her shoes.

"Why yes, I am quite proficient with it indeed." Bayonetta took out 2 blue pistols and threw it in the air. She then jumped up, installing the guns at the back of her heels.

"Woah, dad. That hot lady is cool." The kids instantly liked her and Ein nodded. "She is indeed cool, now. See that church over there? Some crows have been lingering there. And it's gonna be an easy job with good pay." Ein smiled at her and Bayonetta nodded.

"Hmm, how much though? I'm not one to brag, but I'm pretty good at my job, Ein." Bayonetta took out a lollipop and started playing the game.

"How about a bag of cookies? I'll drop in some extra thicc ones, how about that?" Ein took out a paper bag and Bayonetta was stunned.

"Ohhh, is it the thicc Bois? With chocolate in them!? Piece of advice, you better accept it, lady. That's the one of the best!" Alexis drooled with her Kaslana sisters.

"Ooooh, it's the ones that are the size of your face right? You're very lucky." Artoria eyed the bag and was quite jealous of Bayonetta, being offered an easy job for such deliciousness.

Bayonetta was then convinced that those things must be really special or something. "How about you give me a sample and then we'll talk?" She pointed her lollipop at him and Ein quickly took it with his mouth.

"Sure, thanks for doing business." Ein smirked at her and she had an ominous feeling. Ein took out a cookie and gave it to her. Bayonetta inspected it for a quick second and shrugged, biting into the thing.

She moaned really hard and her dress exploded. Being filled with tons of mana as Ein gave it a little boost. He then covered the eyes of the kids as it was a bit too sensual.

Bayonetta used her outfit when she fights. Which is basically her magical hair. "Damn you Einheri. That was amazing." Bayonetta accepted defeat and pouted at him.

"Right? Here's the bag in advance. Got to trust the lady." Ein winked at her and Bayonetta smiled. "Why thank you, makes me want to do it even faster." The Umbra witch took out two more guns and started walking to the church.

Everybody was speechless. "Wow, what a woman." Achilles commented and everyone nodded. She just went in there, ate Ein's special cookie, her clothes exploded, and she just walked out of there like it was a normal Tuesday.

"So, Gabriel. What are you doing here in my property?" Ein raised a brow while gesturing at Irina and Xenovia.

"Uhhh. To say hi? Look, this isn't what it looks like." Gabriel was starting to panic once Bayonetta left the scene and all eyes were on them.

"I think the scene speaks for itself." Jeanne crossed her arms and narrowed her eyes at Gabriel.

The Archangel just sighed and bowed at Asia. Showcasing her seriousness in apologizing. "I'm sorry, Asia Argento. It was the fault of the church that you had to leave father's graces. And Xenovia was at fault, please do forgive her."

The devils were shocked, seeing an Archangel be like that. Gabriel was sheltered and not really in the spotlight much. But she is still a genuine leader of heaven right now. Even fought in the three-way war back then.

A magic circle of the Leviathan clan then appeared and Serafall was already decked in her magical girl outfit. "Tch, I knew it. I felt that something's wrong, it's because you're here!" Serafall pointed her wand at Gabriel and the angel smiled at her.

"Serafall, it's been a long time. How are you?" Gabriel greeted and Serafall squinted her eyes at her. As she considers her a rival of hers, Gabriel was popular in all the factions due to her klutzy personality and dynamite body. Making Serafall's competitiveness as an idol flare up.

"Nee-sama, did you seriously come here to try and dissuade Gabriel-sama in going to Kuoh?" Sona deadpanned at her sister and Serafall hissed at Gabriel.

"She's going to use her big boobs and try to seduce Ein! I know it, she'll go kyaah I slipped. And bury her huge milkers at Ein's face!" Serafall was being unreasonable and Gabriel tilted her head, confused with it all.

"Hah, Serafall. You're being rude, Gabriel here is probably on a mission or something." Ein pinched her cheeks and Serafall gasped.

"See!? She already has him at her palm! It's only a matter of time before she makes him leave us and he'll say that it's me not you." Serafall huffed, but everybody ignored her.

"Ein's right, Serafall. I'm actually here to establish some connection with Ein's new faction. That's the main one, but I do need to get the holy swords that were stolen." Gabriel massaged her temples and thought she had a roller coaster of a day.

"Well, you're in luck. Bayonetta is a person that goes up and beyond. For now, you're in wrong clothing." Ein snapped his fingers and Gabriel got into a sun dress with a neat hat on.

"There, now what's missing." Ein put a hand on his chin and Musubi handed him a pair of shades. "Good job, Musubi. And for the last one, a piña colada." Ein completed her look and Gabriel looked like she was in a vacation at the Bahamas.

"Uhhh, why am I in these?" Gabriel was confused and Ein snorted. "It's the dress code, silly. We're having a barbecue party at a pool." Ein teleported them back at the occult research club room and there was even a fake sun in the sky.

"Gunununu! And I can't even participate because I left my work behind!" Serafall bit a handkerchief in envy.

"Nee-sama... Will the underworld be okay with you not doing your work?" Sona raised a brow at her sister and sighed.

"Tough luck, Serafall. If you work, you lose after all. Ooh, I know. Let's get Venelana, Grayfia, and Roygun here too." Ein teleported the three and they suddenly appeared in front of them while wearing swimsuits. Drinks in hand already.

Ein then set up a surveillance inside the church Bayonetta will invade. He then took out some popcorn so everyone will be able to enjoy the show.

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Back to Bayonetta though, she looked at the debilitated church while eating a lollipop. "Such a distasteful base. What can you expect from people without class." Bayonetta shook her head wistfully and ambled through the doors of the church.

Her heels tapped on the ground and stopped in the middle of the nave. "Hmmm, just like sewer rats and cockroaches. You scuttle around like the vermin you are, how sad." Bayonetta smirked and multiple people in robes appeared.

"Now, we can't have this tall bitch just insult us like that. Isn't that right, boys!? I'll definitely have fun with you once I take your arms and legs off." A crazy looking priest turned his bootleg light saber that exorcists use against devils for its light element and licked the blade.

"Oh my, such crude language and manners. What a bad boy, how about I teach you a thing or two about proper conduct, boy?" Bayonetta took out another pair of guns and tapped her cheeks with it.

"Hehehe~ get her!" The crazy priest shouted his orders and the numerous exorcists inside the church started firing their light guns at her.

Bayonetta chuckled and began breakdancing. Avoiding all of the bullets with impeccable balance and sensual elegance.

After the exorcists finally ran out of bullets and needed to reload, she smiled at them. "It should be ladies first, no? Well, what can I expect from a bunch of savages." She then danced again, but now. Her bullets flew everywhere as her flexible body made nigh impossible bends to effectively use her 4 guns.

"Woahhh, dad. I really like her, can we keep her? Pleaseeee." Bellatrix looked at Ein and begged, as she thought that her gun arts were cool as heck. Probably even cooler than her mother, Kallen's.

"Un! Dad, can we? Can we!?" Alexis got hyped too, wanting to know how to fight with guns like her as well. As Kiana might know how to gun Fu. But Bayonetta's was just cooler.

"Hah, you know we can't just own people like that, willy nilly. How about we try and convince her later, but if she wants to leave, that's not on me, okay?" Ein patted their heads and they were about to be disappointed, but if he tried convincing her. Then she would definitely join them.

"Besides, I just watched how she fought and I can definitely do that too. Observe." Ein transformed into his female form and took out four guns.

"Servants, try to attack me. I'll be doing a little demonstration, yeah?" Ein went into the middle of the occult research club and the servants wanted to see how Ein would fight like that.

The first one to attack was Atalanta and Chiron, being archers and all. Ein did a back flip and the guns on her feet shot back, hitting them without warning.

"Ooh, so close." She used witch time too against Achilles, that tried stabbing her from behind while he dodged. Ein then wrapped her legs on his neck and threw him back to his mentor and fellow student.

"Come on now, you gotta try harder than that." Ein showed impossible flexibility as well and blew the smoke on the guns on her feet sensually by putting her legs at the back of his neck while floating in the air. Showing everyone her ample butt and the outline of her crotch.

"Damn, dad can do everything. He's just too good." Shenlong commented as she was interested in all kinds of fighting.

"Wait... He can turn into a woman!? And she's gorgeous! What the fuck!?" Rias was shocked, looking at Ein's new proportions. Legs for days, springy and voluptuous hips, a thin waist, and large, but perky breasts.

"Hmmm~ Like what you see, darling? Too bad, it's for viewing only." Ein winked at them, Gasper and Venelana had a nosebleed.

"Ein-sama, you're such a tease." Roygun wanted Ein to tie her up in ropes as she calls her mommy.

"Shush, it isn't my time to shine right now. Let's watch Bayonetta do her thing." Ein transformed back and he went back to his seat.

At the church, bullet holes were everywhere and exorcists littered the ground. Heads exploded and chests had holes on them from Bayonetta's performance.

"W-who are you?" The crazy priest was the only one left and he squinted his eyes at her. "Rude, isn't it supposed to be. Introduce yourself first and I'll go next?" Bayonetta took out her lollipop from her mouth and waved it around.

"I'm Freed Sellzen. And I guess I'll have to use this!" He took out two tacky swords. Glowing with a golden aura as Bayonetta scoffed at it.

"What are those little toys gonna do? Try to do a stabby stabby at me and make me have an ouchy wouchie?" Bayonetta mocked and Freed glared at her.

He then used Excalibur rapidly, a fragment of the broken Excalibur that enhances the wielder's speed and reflexes.

"Oooh, what a nice little trick that sword has. Too bad, you're still so slow~" Bayonetta dodged an attack and Freed looked like he was in slow motion.

Bayonetta then fired a bullet on both of his kneecaps. Making the priest drop to the ground. Freed began screaming and cursing at her. While she smirked.

"You fucking bitch, I'll definitely get you for this!" Freed then went invisible, making Bayonetta roll her eyes.

"You know, even if you're invisible. You can't hide your stench and dirty blood, right?" Bayonetta questioned him and just fired another bullet at him. Now, targetting his elbows. Making Freed, drop the Excalibur fragments.

"Ein wasn't kidding when the boss of these shmucks is you. Well then, how did the Americans put it again? Ahhh, I'll now bust a cap in yo ass." Bayonetta aimed at his ass and Freed begged for mercy.

Three fallen angels then threw their light spears at Bayonetta as they came barreling in for support. "Tch, who the hell are you? Why did Dohnaseek have to die like a bitch. Now, everything's ruined!" Raynare looked haggard and the other two were nervous at Bayonetta's presence.

"Ahhh, the so called crows. How delightful, saving a friend of yours? I kind of like corvids, but sadly. You are neither smart like them, nor adorable. So let's dance!" Bayonetta pointed her guns at them while doing a Jojo pose.

The fallen tried throwing their spears of light, starting with the small one. Bayonetta just tapped it with her leg and kicked it right back at her.

"Mittelt! Watch out!" Kalawarner blocked it, but it was too strong and she flew away. "Awww, the little birds are protecting each other. How sweet, then I'll send you all together to the afterlife." Bayonetta started dancing and her clothes suddenly got shorter. Exposing her long legs and arms.

A portal opened as two hands appeared from it. "Pdee Barma!" The arms then clapped and the three fallen went splat from the attack.

Freed that couldn't walk tried crawling away from her, but Bayonetta stepped on his head and she went closer. "Now, I have a little promise with you. And it's for my gun to have an intimate encounter with your bum." Bayonetta put her gun on his ass and started blasting.

"Ouch, that's gotta be one of the worst ways to go." Ein commented and the peanut gallery nodded with a wry smile.

"Hmm, I think my handsome employer would like to have these." Bayonetta picked the Excalibur fragments up and spawned butterfly wings on her back. She then flew back to Kuoh academy.

Ein welcomed her back and Bayonetta was already munching on the cookies that were her reward. "Such a good show you gave, I'll give you a little extra for that." Ein gave her a cupcake and Bayonetta gave a wry smile. She has never been paid using pastries after all.

"Hey, Bayonetta! Can you like have a fabulous battle with dad?" Alexis suggested and Bayonetta raised a brow.

"Hah, you're gonna make daddy bankrupt. I did a demonstration of your gun arts earlier, they really liked how you fight." Ein shrugged and Bayonetta gave a smirk.

"That's not part of our deal, little one. But I guess I can do it for something extra? Ohh, by the way. I also picked these up, you like it?" Bayonetta dropped the Excalibur fragments on the ground and had a smug look on her face.

"See? I knew it, now I need to fork up more." Ein pouted at her and took out some special lollipops as well as a large milk tea.

"Thank you very much for your patronage." Bayonetta accepted the payment and immediately opened a lollipop. She then moaned in delight from how good it is.

"Damn you Ein, I can't go back to normal lollys anymore." Bayonetta enjoyed her treat and Bellatrix walked up to her.

"So... How about I give you this gift card as payment for having a spar with dad? You can get any treat from him with this you know?" Bellatrix waved the voucher in front of Bayonetta and she didn't hesitate to take it.

"Done deal, now. I'd like you to show me how you use my art~" Bayonetta smirked at Ein and he shrugged.

"Well, I've got to be fabulous then, Hun." Ein took 8 guns and threw it in the air. He transformed into his female form and jumped, acrobatically getting the guns in place on her form as Ein wore a skin tight suit that made Roygun and Venelana drool again.

Ein dropped on the ground and caught the last two guns on their trigger guards, twirling it around and pointing it at Bayonetta with a smug smile. "How about we dance, sugar?" Ein challenged her and Bayonetta was quite shocked.

"Oh my, so you're not only handsome. Makes me quite excited~" Bayonetta rolled R's with her tongue and did the same thing. But she only had 4 guns. While Ein have two guns on her knees and elbows as well.

"It takes 2 to tango, honey. Let's start, shall we?" Bayonetta and Ein began firing their guns at each other and the peanut gallery were both in awe and aroused.

"Is it bad if I think they're really hot?" Mordred asked Artoria and her father shook her head. "Mo-chan, they are hot. Hottest thing there is." Morgan replied and Artoria nodded.

"Yeah! Gun fight!" The kids were watching carefully and Tora was filming it. "Hmm, this will probably a good YouTube video. I'll be rich." Tora cackled while filming everything.

The two then began to fight closer, incorporating cqc with their gun fu. Bayonetta tried blasting Ein with one of her guns on her foot and Ein just caught her leg. Putting it right on beside her face as she slapped her ass.

"Such naughty legs, it's basically asking me to rub and spank them." Ein smirked at her and Bayonetta smiled sensually. She back flipped, firing a barrage of bullets as Ein dodged them by dancing aggressively.

"Nice moves, Ein. And what a naughty person you are. I think I'll need to punish you for your earlier stunt." Bayonetta used her wicked weaves. Summoning Madama butterfly with her every attack.

"Hey! That's just like how mom fights with neko charm!" Alexis shouted out and Ein laughed. "Your mom copied it, honey. Not the other way around." Ein fought back with hands of Typhon. Sirin's special spectral hand attacks.

Bayonetta dodged a barrage of bullets from Ein and used witch time. But Ein appeared behind her as she dodged and surprised her a bit. "Boo." Ein wrestled her as their bewbs crashed onto each other.

They began wrapping each other while firing their guns. Which Bayonetta was clearly in a disadvantage in. So she tried getting Ein off of her by wrapping her legs on Ein's face and throwing her off.

"Oooh, kinky. Too bad, that won't work on me." Ein bent her body like an invertebrate and her legs locked onto Bayonetta's head as well. Looking like they were having a really complicated 69.

Bayonetta clicked her tongue and transformed into a crow so she could escape. Ein appeared behind her once she went back to her human form, wrapping her legs on her waist and pointing the guns on her elbows and knees at her body.

"Checkmate, sugar~" Ein pointed a gun on her temple as well while plopping her chin on her shoulder. Bayonetta sighed, as while she was pointing her gun on her foot at Ein's back, she knew that it won't really work.

"Well played, I admit. That was hot and amazing." Bayonetta smirked at her and gave Ein a short peck on her cheek.

"Damn, get a room you two! You're making everyone aroused over here!" Achilles complained and they looked at the peanut gallery. Roygun and Venelana put a handkerchief on their noses which was noticeably red while giving a thumbs up.

Atalanta was blushing heavily and put her hands on her eyes, but she was peeking through the gaps. Semiramis and Morgan licked their lips and were thirsty.

While Mordred, Artoria, and Jeanne fidgeted with a small blush on their faces. "Oh, that's hot. That's hooot." Venelana commented and Roygun nodded.

"Hah. I guess that was a bit too much for you, what are you Achilles? A blushing virgin? This piece of fine work here is one, but she doesn't even blink an eye. Be a man and just enjoy the show." Ein spanked Bayonetta and she pouted at Ein.

"That was quite rude, Ein. Telling a lady's secrets to everyone. You have to pay a little extra for that." Bayonetta went closer to him who transformed back and put a finger on his lips. "Kiss and don't tell as they say." Bayonetta pinched his cheek.

"Well, I think I've got just the thing." Ein took out a box and gave her some pretty sweet railguns that powered up, using her mana. They were gunmetal gray and have black thorns on them as a design. With gold highlights.

"Hmmm, I forgive you then. Is it Christmas? I'm feeling quite spoiled." Bayonetta tried them on and was satisfied with her new set of guns.

"How about it? Wanna join the Knick Knack Paddy Whack?" Ein gave a proud huff and Bayonetta went a bit wide eyed at their team's name.

"Pft, sounds like fun. Then, please do treat me well~" Bayonetta bowed elegantly.

"Yes! I know you can do it dad! Nobody can resist you after all!" Alexis and Bellatrix cheered, celebrating their new member.

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Thanks for reading everyone, anyways. Ciao.