Omake: Isekai? Say No More
Ein was just minding his own business. Taking care of the kids, drinking a beer while hosing them down with that sweet garden hose water. And they loved it, though it kind of looked weird, as even though they are only a few years old. The kids had teenage bodies already, his eldest even being 5'8.
"Ahhh, this is life. Just watering down the kids and they go crazy. It's such a nice little afternoon." He looked at them that were throwing water balloons at each other and fireballs too.
He then felt a pull from a realm that tried to reel him in. But of course, it did not work. "Hmm? What was that?" Ein raised a brow and didn't mind it much. But his curiosity got piqued and he decided to look into the place that tried to transport him.
"Who is that? Oh my god, is that Aqua?" Ein saw a blue haired woman with large boobs, but unfortunately. She had a small ass brain, a person who will certainly have smooth brain disorder in Mobius' eyes.
"Wait... That Loli, Tanya?" He was surprised and instantly knew what that place was. "Hot damn, that's Isekai Quartet! The world must have tried to put me there, well. I did get Isekai'ed too." He got really interested and he stood up from his seat.
"Kids! I will be working for a bit. Go and call mama Aponia okay? Don't bother her too much." Ein gave a little white lie as his kids were really volatile. If say one of Ainz's floor guardians messed with them, they'll instantly be a stain on the walls if they pissed them off with their attitudes.
"Hmmm, who should I take with me? I should have a companion no?" He chuckled and thought of who would be the best companion. "Hmmm, Fu Hua is a no go. Aponia is with the kids, Eden would just chill, the Sakuras too. Who to pick, who to pick." Ein rubbed his chin.
"I guess Hua would be a good choice... Kiana too, hmm. Who else? Ahhh, Vill and Phyllis will be a nice little addition too, can't forget about Adelheid as well. Lastly, Elysia would make great friends with everyone, except probably the edgy ones." He gave a wry smile and called them to the back yard.
"Hey everyone, some place just called out to me earlier. And I think it would be mighty fun to go there." He gave a smirk and everyone perked up at his words.
"Ohhh? Let's go! Let's go!" Hua cheered and Kiana nodded while holding a drumstick. "Ohh~ A new world huh? Is it a place just like Ganyu-chan's? Are there a lot of cute girls there?" Elysia bobbed her head left and right in excitement.
"Ha! If we go to a medieval place like that, then we'll show them science and engineering! And if it's a technological world, then we'll show them that German engineering is the best in the world!" Vill-v pumped her fist.
"Fufufu~ Hua-chan! We will have a lot more people to scam! Ahem, I mean sell our wares to!" Phyllis did a high five with Hua as they regularly scammed some rich people for fun.
"I've got a bad and excited feeling about this Ein-san." Adelheid commented and was a bit expectant for an adventure. Reaping the fruits of all her misfortunes, now that they are relaxing.
"Yosh! Let'sa go!" Ein cheered and they all followed suit as they disappeared from their world and forcibly broke in at the world of Isekai Quartet.
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At a certain world, inside a mansion. There was a broke adventurer party that were bonding with the whole team. Or in this case, argue.
"Kazuma! I'm covered in giant toad gunk again! Prepare the bath already!" A blue haired woman whined. (pic)
"We should check the things we received from completing the request first. Aren't you always getting swallowed up by those stupid toads anyways? Let a guy breathe around here, sheesh." Kazuma sighed and Aqua raised a ruckus.
"Aren't you bothered that a goddess like me is dirty like this!? You shut in NEET!" Aqua fired shots and hit Kazuma where it hurt.
"Ugh, what do you mean NEET!? I'm a perfectly functional adult of society, unlike you useless goddess! How'd your god blow help you!? You were swallowed up by the toad like a fly!" Kazuma insulted back and Aqua started crying.
"Kazuma called me a useless goddess again! He called me a useless goddess!" Aqua was losing her mind and Kazuma proceeded to rummage inside their spoils. When a big red button went out of their sack.
"Huh? What is this supposed to be?" Kazuma stared at it and thought it was suspicious as hell. "Hey, guys. Do you know what this is?" He asked his party if they had an inkling of what it was.
"No idea? What is it anyway, a button? Why don't you try pushing it Kazuma. Maybe it would be a trap!? Then I will get kidnapped and get played with, they will then sell me~ Ahhh." A blonde started fantasizing and was drooling in excitement. (pic)
"Ugh, you didn't have to answer, Darkness. Anyways, she's kind of right. This thing is really suspicious, I've got a feeling about this button." Kazuma squinted his eyes on it and his other party member agreed.
"Umu, Kazuma is correct. That thing might lead to a trap, but... If you were to ask me, then I would push it! As my boiling blood of the crimson demon will never back down from such paltry tricks! Uwoogh!" A petite girl pushed the button and they heard a doorbell. (pic)
"Ahhhhh! What the fuck are you doing Megumin!? I thought you crimson demons were smart? You damned idiot! We're all gonna die now!" Kazuma went frantic as the space around them started to distort. Darkness quivering with excitement, while Megumin gave a self satisfied smirk.
"Kazuma! The place is changing! We're gonna die! I can't die here! I'm a goddess! My people need me!" Aqua clung to Kazuma's leg, crying hysterically as Kazuma screamed. Being transported forcefully to another world once more.
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Meanwhile, in a certain throne room. A skeleton was sitting on it while multiple individuals kneeled in front of it. Some didn't even look to be human.
"Ahem, we are having a meeting today for our plan to take over the Re-estize kingdom from the shadows." A voluptuous woman with horns and jet black wings on her lower back spoke. (pic)
She then explained their master plan. "Ainz-sama, was that good enough?" The woman asked the skeleton and he got broken out of his thoughts.
"Ahh, umu. Masterful explaining Albedo, we will go with that." Ainz spoke confidently, but in his mind. He didn't understand it quite well. So he just went with the flow.
"If I may, Ainz-sama. Permission to speak, please.". A guy with shades on raised his head. Ainz waved his hand and gestured for him to speak.
"There is some suspicious phenomena happening right now in Nazarick. Objects are appearing inside our abode, meaning that something out there is forcefully entering." The guy explained and Ainz's hollow eyesockets glowed.
"I see, then that means we are being attacked. Launch a full on investigation about this Demiurge. Nazarick is not a place that can be entered that easily. We might have a problem in our hands." Ainz ordered and Demiurge bowed, delighted that he was tasked for it.
Ainz then felt something weird. Raising himself a bit from his throne, but Albedo broke him out of his stupor. "Ainz-sama? Is there something wrong?" Albedo asked with concern and he shook his head.
"Ahh, it's nothing. Continue on with our plan to control Re-estize kingdom." Ainz sat back down, but a button appeared on the seat and he pushed it involuntarily. He then heard a doorbell and the surroundings warped around him.
"What is happening!? Am I being transferred to another world?" He felt the space bend and it was not of their world. Ainz then shouted out as him and his entourage got transported.
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Ainz and Kazuma's little group then suddenly appeared at the grounds of a high school. Looking suspiciously like modern Japan.
"Hmmm, it seems we have been transported to another world..." Ainz thought that they were back in his previous world. But something was wrong, the sky was nice and blue, unlike his old world that was basically a poisonous planet.
"Ainz-sama, what should we do?" Albedo asked her master and had complete confidence in him. "We should gather more information about this place first Albedo. We are at an unfamiliar place after all." He nodded sagely at his decision.
"Umm, can I ask you a question please?" Aqua went up to him and didn't really know that he was a skeleton.
"We've been transferred to this place without knowing where this is, do you perhaps know?" Aqua asked and Ainz suddenly turned around, surprising her.
"Kazuma! Look over here, that's an undead you know!? Undead!" Aqua pointed at Ainz frantically as undead were like the anti-thesis of her as a goddess.
"Ahhh, he's got monsters with him too. Our fruitless struggle will easily prove futile and they will have their wicked ways with us~" Darkness started fidgeting as Ainz's entourage just stared at them.
"Fufufu! Should I use my explosion? Ahhh, I can feel my crimson demon blood flow like hot iron in my veins!" Megumin twirled her staff.
"No! I should be the one to go out there first." Darkness argued. "They're undead right? I can hit them with one of my holy punches right?" Aqua asked. "No, I'll cast my magnificent explosion first! I'll use it." Megumin argued back with darkness and Kazuma was losing his mind.
"Ahhh! Shut up will you!?" Kazuma shouted at them and they finally went quiet. An old man wearing a military uniform that was smoking a cigar then shouted out. "Everyone! Your classes have started."
Everybody was quiet and they all just started to enter the school premises.
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'What is this!? What is happening!?' A blonde Loli was freaking out at her desk. She was wearing a military uniform, along with her seatmates that were clearly older than her.
'Calm down, you were born in a world of decent scientific advancements that was in the 21st millennium. You were a businessman, a superior human being in social and biological senses. But the accursed being x reincarnated you into a weakling.' The Loli's mind was running a mile a minute.
She then looked at the window and thought that the surroundings were exactly like modern day Japan. Unlike where she got reincarnated, a WW2 bootleg where ace soldiers fight with magic and science.
'Think, Tanya. What in the world did you do before you got transported to this place.' She then remembered that she was testing a prototype of a computation jewel. An object that lets them use their mana for more complex calculations for their magic.
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Tanya was testing the new tech and it made her almost break the sound barrier as she screeched to high heaven. Flying around at the testing grounds, going higher and higher. Completely out of control.
"What are you doing!? Push the button now and activate the jewel expansion!" The scientist that created it screamed at her.
"It's not my fault that this piece of junk doesn't look like in the manual! There's 2 buttons here! Who knows if your crazy ass created an auto destruct button on this thing!" Tanya argued.
"What!? Did you just call it a piece of junk!? You fool! Just push the button that came with the computation jewel!" The scientist replied and she stared at the two different buttons.
"There's 2 buttons here! Ahhh! I don't care anymore, the military sucks ass. You can't even do anything if you're forced to test crap like this." She then pushed the buttons at the same time and got transported.
'Ahh, and now I'm here. This place looks just like my old world, but...' Tanya looked at her right, scaring the crap out of one of her soldiers. As she was an Isekai protagonist, of course she had cheats and is now a major.
'Aren't those guys from some kind of fantasy world? But they have crap for gear.' She looked at Kazuma and Aqua that were arguing.
Tanya then looked behind her. 'And these guys, they aren't even human to begin with... Is this another trick of that self-proclaimed god? Being x.' Tanya kept on logically thinking of what happened.
All of their thoughts then got broken by a bunch of people that were talking in the hallway. "I blame Barusu, we had to run because of him. I think you should apologize." A female voice resounded.
"It's not my fault you couldn't wake up on me! Anyways, let's ignore that for now! I went through hell to get this happiness! Let us enjoy a nice school life!" A young guy that was wearing a track jersey entered the room.
"W-what's going on here!?" He shouted out as he saw the mismatch of the students. Soldiers, fantasy adventurers, and inhuman entities were inside the classroom.
'Ahhhh, there's more of them.' Ainz was really confused and Albedo that was his seatmate whispered to him. "Ainz-sama, should we kill all of them?"
"Ahhh, Albedo. We should gather more information first." Ainz replied immediately and thought things would get real messy.
"There's a lot of abnormal people here." A blonde Loli with Subaru commented. "Barusu, we're obviously in an unfamiliar environment. First, why don't you go sacrifice yourself." A girl with a pink bob cut wearing maid clothes said, like it was natural. (pic)
"Don't worry, I'll protect everyone." Her twin with blue hair said sweetly. "Subaru, there's a lot of new friends here isn't it?" A girl with white hair spoke naively. (pic)
"Ugh, even in this situation. You're still such an angel, Emilia-tan!" Subaru was head over heels for her and cheered.
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Ein and co. Arrived at the school and they looked around the place. "Ehhh? Isn't this just a regular Japanese school, Ein?" Vill-v was disappointed and was already holding a machine gun to go guns blazing.
"Well, it is. But there's something fundamentally different about this place. Reincarnators and the like are the ones that go to this school." He explained and everybody got excited.
"Ein-san... Is this Isekai quartet!? Ahhh~ I can see my yandere succubus Albedo." Adelheid fantasized about their meeting. But she immediately frowned when she remembered that the woman was a yandere.
"Okay, how about we greet our classmates then?" He smiled and they walked in to the school.
"Kyahahaha! If this is another trial of being x, then I'll take it head on! When I meet you, I'll cut you up to little tiny pieces and feed you to the pigs you god damned self-proclaimed god!" Tanya stood on her seat and did a monologue. Scaring her soldiers.
Ein opened the door and entered the premise. He then gave a smirk as he saw the cast. "Ahhh, nice to meet you everyone. I am Sephiroth of Shinra." He released his black wing for some theatrics.
"Oh my god! I-it's Sephiroth! We're all gonna die!" Kazuma shouted out and Ein took out Masamune. Making him tremble in his seat.
"Nee, Kazuma. Who is that guy? He looks really dangerous." Aqua asked and she started getting really anxious when she saw his long ass blade.
"Ainz-sama, that person..." Albedo tensed up and started to prepare for battle, while Ainz froze up. Thinking that they will not have a chance in hell with his speed and feats. Not to mention he doesn't know if his skills would even work there.
'Yabe, I need to use return by death. But what's next!? We can't possibly beat that guy...' Subaru would try to suicide as much as possible to think of a plan. But Ein just laughed.
"See? They all know me Addy, sorry to disappoint. But I just look like Sephiroth. I won't turn people into cameras with my selfie stick you know?" He joked and the reincarnators sighed in relief except Tanya. As she didn't play games back in her world.
"Or would I?" He smirked and brandished Masamune. "Albedo! Cast your strongest defense skill right now!" The succubus immediately equipped her armor and raised her shield. While the other floor guardians started to cast offensive spells.
But nothing happened and Ein snickered. "Ein-san, stop messing with them!" Adelheid hit him on the shoulder and pouted at him. "Sorry, my husband is really into messing with people. Don't worry though, we're just here to have some fun." Adelheid explained and gave a smile.
"Umu, you guys are pretty interesting. If we were here to hurt you, then you'll be at the underworld right now." Hua haughtily said and the denizens of Nazarick got rubbed the wrong way.
"Ainz-sama. We cannot forgive those words! Please let us dispatch of her!" Albedo shouted out in fury, but Ainz just waved at them to calm down. Not really knowing what they were capable of.
"Dispatch me, she said? Hahaha, what a joker!" Hua laughed and pissed off Albedo to high heaven.
"Kora! Shut up Hua, you're making her angrier!" Adelheid hit her on the head and Hua pouted at her.
"Hii~ I'm Elysia you know~ Let's get along together!" Elysia greeted and her breasts jiggled. Making Kazuma and Subaru stare right at her glorious melons.
"I'm Kiana! You guys are pretty diverse aren't cha? Ein-nii, we've got a lich over here. And a bug guy too! Bronya would enjoy it here." Kiana looked at the other people in the room and thought some looked like characters in their games.
"Ohhh! Are you guys German? And what's this? Did you really create this little gadget with your low class tech? That's amazing, I want to see who made this." Vill-v went up to Tanya and bombarded her with her enthusiasm.
"Uhhh, who are you?" The murder Loli asked and Vill-v huffed. "Why I'm the greatest engineer ever! Vill-v dayo! I can create weapons that strip atoms off your body from scratch! Huhun, pretty amazing right?" She bragged and everyone who had an inkling of science shuddered from the implications of her words. Imagining a person that would turn into goop.
"Hey, man. You're an adventurer right? How about I interest you with the good stuff?" Phyllis went up to Kazuma and Subaru, showing them some nano composite armor that is bullet proof, blunt resistant, and cut resistant. It also had the effect of resisting any element.
"What currency do you guys use? I can accept payment through gold coins you know? How about for the low price of 100 gold, you can be the best vanguard with this! It's cutting edge technology you know?" Phyllis made her spiel and they looked at the cool and futuristic black armor with desire.
"Yes, yes, buy it. You know you want it, you'll look super cool in it." Phyllis whispered like the devil. Kazuma and Subaru going crazy with want.
"Nee, as the part leader. Shouldn't I buy this majestic piece of armor as the party leader?" Kazuma said to his party and they also thought it looked cool.
"No! As the tank of the team, shouldn't I get to wear that? Look at it, it looks sleek and cool. It would hug my body tightly... Then the enemies would be enamored by me, and they'll have their wicked ways with my body. Hah, hah." Darkness started quivering.
"Of course it should be me! What are you talking about Kazuma!? That cool armor should obviously be worn by the best member! I'm a goddess you know!?" Aqua argued and Megumin started her chuuni laugh.
"Huhuhun. As a crimson demon, an archmage! I should be getting that cool. Ahem, majestic armor!" Megumin said as she tried swiping the suit from them. They then started arguing and Subaru looked at his entourage.
"I can buy that right? It's just 100 gold you know!" Subaru thought that he badly needed it. As it not only would make him look cooler, he would also die less.
"Barusu, that armor would be wasted on you. You'll probably die immediately when you go to battle, even if you wore that." Ram commented and Rem smiled at him.
"That would look nice on you Subaru-san. I think you should get it." Rem said sweetly and Subaru's hands slowly inched forward for the suit.
"How about I give you a nice discount too? You buy the suit for 150, I'll even add in this nice sword." Phyllis took out a vibrating sword. Subaru immediately recognized it and it was the sword the cyborgs use in metal gear.
Phyllis didn't really know that her wares would be like legendary equipment there. As they were all just rated for emperor class honkai beasts. Not really important in her eyes, what's important was she would make double the profit. As it is just a mass produced piece of garbage in their world.
"Ohh, that's pretty nice. You could slice buildings in half with that you know? And that armor can withstand multiple hits from that weapon too." Hua added for their double whammy scam.
"F-for real?" Subaru's entire existence was being called upon by the equipment. 'Ahhh, if I have those. Then I can protect Emilia-tan! While also looking stylish as hell, maybe I can become like Raiden!' He imagined himself doing ultra fast slashes in slow motion and drooled at the thought of being a super soldier.
"Still not convinced? How about 200 for a buy one take one eh? That's pretty much a steal!" Phyllis finished them off with the buy one take one special.
"Sold!" Kazuma and Subaru immediately handed her bags of coins. Phyllis giving a cat like grin as she looked at Hua. Making at least 90% more from the production cost of their wares.
"Barusu, you just got scammed you know? That was a masterful display of selling stuff." Ram said to him and Phyllis raised a brow.
"Oh, that really works you know? Hit it as hard as you can." Phyllis was offended that she would think that they were selling fake goods. They were horribly overpriced, but it was the real deal.
"Ahem, then please let me try." Rem took out her weapon, a huge metal ball. A morning star with spikes all over it and swung it around. She then hit the edge of the high frequency blade and her morning star got sliced clean in half.
"See! Huhun. You better apologize you Bob cut. I don't sell fakes you know?" Phyllis huffed and Ram got embarrassed.
"Good for you Subaru-kun. Thank you for selling him such good pieces of equipment for cheap, ummm." Emilia thanked Phyllis.
"I'm Pardofelis! Call me Phyllis or Pardo, if you have the right price for it. I can sell you anything you know?" Phyllis gave a wide smile as they just bought overpriced goods.
"This makes me feel complicated. Phyllis sold them a high frequency sword. And it's terribly overpriced. But in their world, that sword would be like a legendary weapon." Adelheid mumbled and they all got in their respective seats.
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A certainly unique man entered the classroom and started writing on the board. "You're all students noooow. Get aloooong with each other and enjoy your school life oooookay?" Their apparent teacher told them.
"Ros-chi!" Subaru raised his hand. "I'm your teacher nooooow." Roswaal said with a smile. "Ros-chi sensei. What the heck are we doing here?"
"It's to enjoooooy a nice school life Subaru-kun." Roswaal replied and Subaru stood up. "Ahhh, yes. A high school life filled with romance and friendships... But that's absolutely not the case here! Some people here aren't even students!"
Subaru looked at the skeleton, Ainz. Tanya who was a Loli in a military uniform. And Kazuma that was wearing his new armor. Trying to look cool, but his loose expression made him look like a creep.
"Subaru-kun, you shouldn't judge people because of hoooooow they look." Roswaal shrugged and Ram decided to berate him once again.
"What a terrible human being you are Barusu. Judging people on how they look." Subaru then retorted. "That isn't the problem here!"
Ainz then cleared his non-existent throat. "So, we need to have a school life with all the people here?" Ainz asked and Roswaal smiled.
"That's coreeect." Ainz then released his aura a bit. "What if I refuse?" Roswaal squinted his eyes and smirked. "You caaaan't. If you disobey the school rules. Then you'll be puniiiiiished by that scaaaaary group over there." Roswaal pointed at Ein's group and they all waved at them with a smile.
As the staff members of the school got notified by a mysterious message in their minds that they were the absolute vindicators and castigators there.
"Nooooow, let us do introductions. How about we start with Subaaaaru-kun." Roswaal pointed at Subaru.
He then inhaled and stood up. "I'm Natsuki Subaru! Wherever I am, I'm broke! Nice to meet you!" He gave a thumbs up and tried to make a joke. But nobody reacted.
"Good thing to know that even in another world, Barusu is not funny at all." Ram spit venom from her tongue and Subaru despaired.
"Haiiii, next oneeee." Roswaal gestured for Emilia. "Ahh, hello everyone. I'm Emilia, pleased to meet you. Let's get along well okay?" She bowed and a flying cat started talking. "I'm Puck! I'm a fairy, if you mess with Lia-chan. Ahem, this Emilia. Then you'll go through me okay?"
Puck then saw Canned Food that was on top of Phyllis' head. Just observing, leaking out a menacing aura despite it just licking itself.
'Uwahhh, that guy is super dangerous.' Puck immediately hid behind Emilia and Can that had its eyes closed opened. Revealing his blood red eyes as it stared at Puck. "Nyan, nya." *No need to be afraid kid. I won't kill you, if you behave.* Puck immediately gulped and shivered.
"Ahem, I am Ram. And this is my little sister Rem." Ram introduced herself succinctly. "Hello everyone, my name is Rem."
The Loli blonde with unique eyes then stood up. "I am Beatrice. It isn't particularly nice to meet you." She gave a sour greeting and Subaru teased her.
"Ahhh, how are you going to make tons of friends with that attitude Beako." Subaru snickered and Beatrice immediately huffed. "I am not planning to! What's your problem. You're making me really mad." She glared at Subaru with a death stare.
Aqua then stood up and puffed her chest out. "Hehe~ I guess it should be my turn! I am the omnipotent goddess of water." But before she could introduce herself, Kazuma cut her off.
"Ahhh, this is Aqua. I'm Kazuma, this is Megumin. And that over there is Darkness." He immediately introduced themselves, not wanting to embarrass them at the first day.
"Ahhhh~ He called me a thing. Just a non important object here~" Darkness blushed and Aqua immediately whined.
"Kazuma! What are you doing!? Everyone must know my grand title!" She glared at him and Megumin slammed the table. "Yes! That's right! As the best of the best of the crimson demons! They must know the archmage Megumin!"
They argued back and forth, so Roswaal just pointed at the others. "Okaaaaay. How about you introduce yourselves?"
"Hmmm. I guess it would be our turn." Tanya stood up on the table so everyone could see her. "Imperial 203rd Aerial Mage Battalion Commander. Major Tanya von Degurechaff." Tanya gave a stiff greeting and the girl next to her was next.
"1st Liutenant! Viktoriya Ivanovna Serebryakov! Of the same battalion!"
"Captain, Matheus Johann Weiss!"
"1st Lieutenant, Wilibald Koenig!"
"1st Lieutenant, Rhiner Neumann!"
"1st Lieutenant, Warren Grantz!"
The military group introduced themselves and the other transmigrators were speechless. 'Uwaah, they came from a war world.' Kazuma thought.
"Ahhh, that girl is just like you Beako. Make sure you make friends with her alright?" Subaru teased Beatrice again.
She was fuming. "How many times have I told you!? I'm older than you, and I don't plan on making friends no matter how old they are!"
'Uwaaah, they are from a war world.' Ainz also was hesitant to talk to them. "Ahem. Because we are forced to participate in this little event. Then we will introduce ourselves." Ainz stood up and all his lackeys followed suit.
"I am Ainz Ooal Gown. The supreme lord of the tomb of Nazarick." Ainz raised his hands sideways and T-posed.
"Ahnnn~" Albedo slumped on her seat dramatically. "You theeere~ Are you not feeling weeeeell?" Roswaal asked and Albedo looked up.
"Ahhh~ how can I be okay? Ainz-sama has showed us his dignified form! It surely brings a tingle in my loins." Albedo shouted out and even Roswaal gave a cramped smile.
"Thaaaat's something alriiiight. Okaaay, if you guys caaaaan't introduce yourselves. Theeeeen we'll go with that speeeeecial group on the back." Roswaal pointed at Ein's group, but Albedo stood up again.
"Okay! Everyone, let us introduce ourselves that is worthy of Ainz-sama's dignified one." Albedo said to the others and they all nodded.
"Shalltear Bloodfallen. The floor guardian of the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd floors of Nazarick." Shalltear greeted. (pic)
"Guardian of the 5th floor. Cocytus." The insect monster huffed and cold vapors escaped from his nostrils.
"Guardian of the 6th floor! Aura Bella Fiora!" A little dark elf with heterochromia cheerfully greeted. "M-Mare Bello Fiore, also the 6th floor's guardian." The other elf kid said shyly.
"Demiurge, guardian of the 7th floor." The guy in a suit wearing shades introduced himself.
"And I am the overseer of all the floor guardians. Albedo." The sexy succubus went last and they all gave off a creepy feeling except the elves. Making the others feel complicated about them being their classmate.
"Okaaaaay. Thank youuuu, then the laaaast group please." Roswaal looked at Ein's group and they stood up.
"I guess the leader is first eh? I am Einheri Aesir, the supreme emperor of mankind. Devourer of worlds, the primal entity of infinite evolution. At your service." He bowed and his eyes turned to slits. Making everyone immediately tense at his introduction.
"Praise be the emperor!" His entourage's compulsion acted up and they raised their hands to cheer.
"Ahhh! Ein-san! What the hell are you doing!? Trying to make us go like that with your compulsions!" Adelheid whined and hit him on the back.
"What? That was pretty spot on no?" He pouted at her and Vill-v laughed. "Umu, it was. And I'm next, I am Vill-v dayo! The lead engineer for the Myrmidons Of Taskforce Honkai! I've created all kinds of cool things, I'll let you see it later~"
"Hiii~ I'm Elysia, Ein's 2nd wife. Let's get along with each other okay?" She winked at them, Kazuma and Subaru were instantly envious that he had 2 wives.
"Yo! I'm Hua, the ruler of Sentience! I'm the most amazing person here you know? Ahh, except against Elysia-san and Ein-nii of course." Hua gave a peace sign.
"Hah, can't you guys give a decent introduction? Hello, I am Adelheid Schariac-Aesir. One of Ein-san's wives." Adelheid introduced herself and Kazuma was almost crying tears of blood from jealousy.
"How in the hell did he get those beauties!? And I'm stuck here with these!? The world isn't fair!" Kazuma cried out and Aqua glared at him.
"Huhhh!? For your information in case you forgot Kazuma. I am the goddess of water! A loser like you shouldn't even be able to breathe a single breath of air of my precious oxygen!" Aqua burned him and they started fighting again.
"Aunty, shouldn't you give out your sweet titles too?" Kiana said to her and they all were curious about their titles.
"Hah... Okay, sheesh. I am the ruler of lightning, wind, ice, death, gravity, and flames. Let's get along with each other." Adelheid bowed and sighed.
"Not enough spirit! I guess I'll make it up for you, Hi everyone! I'm Kiana Kaslana-Aesir. I am the ruler of the void. Having absolute control over time and space. My aunt here has absolute control over the realms she rule too!" Kiana excitedly introduced herself and everybody gulped at their powers.
"Oh, then I'm the last!? I am Pardofelis, the greatest merchant ever! The boss of the assassin department along with one of my sister wives nya!" Phyllis greeted, Subaru and Kazuma then started sweating. As they just talked with a master assassin.
"We have quite a varieeeety of students, huh?" Roswaal said and bobbed his head left and right. "Ahhh, I almoooost forgot. Ein-kun's group are the class monitooooors. And they can puniiiish you, you knowwww? I wonder whaaat they would do when you violaaaate school rules~"
Everybody looked at them and didn't really want to know what they would do. "Ahhhh~ punishment from them. I wonder what she could do with her electricity..." Darkness shivered as she looked at Adelheid.
"Agh, damn. That girl is really messed up in the head isn't she? It was fine when she was in a show, but in real life..." Adelheid got the creeps and Ein laughed at her.
"Hmmm, for making my wife uncomfortable. How about I punish you girl?" Ein snapped his fingers and Darkness couldn't feel a single sensation on her body.
"W-what!? I... I can't feel anything." Darkness tried pinching herself, even slamming her head on the table. But she couldn't feel the pain and she despaired. Doing an orz as everybody thought he was super evil. Giving her so much depression with a snap of his fingers.
'Uwaaah, we shouldn't mess with any of those guys...' Ainz immediately concluded as they saw the light fade away from Darkness' eyes.
"But I'll give you a reward later~ If you behave like a good girl." Ein chuckled and Darkness looked up at him.
"H-have I found the one for me? Someone who can inflict punishments that are too much for even myself. And will indulge me with punishment play!?" Darkness immediately perked up and started breathing heavily.
"Ahhh, she's like perfect for you Ein-san." Adelheid deadpanned at him and Elysia chuckled. "A cute girl is always welcome~ But don't over reach~ You might just get yourself in trouble." Elysia chuckled and Kazuma was conflicted about giving away the pervert.
They then started classes and everybody had their own thoughts on what to do next.
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Thanks for reading everyone, just a little breather as I'm still thinking of how to make the story go forward in a nice pace. Anyways, ciao.