A Leader's Role?

“What’s up with you two?”

Mitsuki asked while licking her ice cream and watching the afternoon anime. Akane sat at the far side of the couch and so did I, not even managing to watch the television. This was something that happened the last time and I was hoping to prevent. The first benchmark in Akane’s descent into degeneracy! And it was my fault.

“I-I don’t know what you mean, Mitsuki.”

I said.

“Disgusting, horrible, evil, vile, pervert.”

Akane shot hurtful statements at me.

[You have lost 100 Health points!]

[You are dead!]

I died on the spot. That was how the system would have probably reacted to any of it.

“Come on, you can’t be angry at me forever.”

“Can too.”

“Cannot.”

“Can. Too.”

She said with more intent than ever.

“I-Is there any way to make it up to you?”

“Haa~ Nii-chan, nii-chan, nii-chan. You still fail to understand the heart of a woman. At this rate I pray you have enough money to pay a prostitute to have your baby.”