Reborn As A Nameless king

Types of Speech

(Michael- 'rice') thought

(Layla- Pass the blunt) Speak

(Fucking Mongrel) Gilgamesh level insult

Jokes aside lets go straight to the story

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In the midst of darkness, a spot of light appeared, it was a small golden flame that illuminated the void that seemed infinite. It remained quiet until it started to shine in an uncontrolled way. Coming closer to this presence it seemed to be thinking about something

P.O.V Point of light

'You know my life has always been troubled with various events since my birth until today the day that everything went to shit and you ask me what happened and I answer I died and now I am in this shithole without knowing what to do. '

???- Anybody here?!

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'Did they forget about me here. It looks like this is going to take a long time. Hmmm what am I going to do. '

Looking around the little flame was only able to see darkness.

??? - Fuck it is dark ... someone forgot to pay the electricity bill.

'Since we're here, I'm going to tell you how I died, it all happened on a Saturday when I went out on the street and I was hit by a herd of pinschers ... the end… Oh hell no, I died in a better way ... or not, I was someone more or less successful in life I had a house and a mother who used to throw slipper at my face when it was necessary and of course I also had a good job and that was when the shit storm that led me to come here happened, I worked as a pilot in a private company '

A FEW HOURS AGO

???- Sir everything is ready for takeoff.

???- Okay Henrique. Prepare the engines for takeoff

Henrique- Engines ready Captain Alfredo !

ONE HOUR LATER

Alfredo- The plane is stable and the trip is going well

Henrique- 'No shit sherlock '

Henrique- Yes captain! If you'll excuse me, I'll retire to stretch my legs

The young assistant went out to take his break while his superior was in control of the plane .

Alfredo- 'That boy is very serious with work, sometimes it even makes my head hurt'

Alfredo- With him beside me, I can't even scratch my balls or I'm a terrible superior… hahaha

The man laughed with the stupidity he said until he heard something by the entrance to the flight deck.

??? - Ahem ... I think I can help with that.

Looking in the face of the person that appeared out of nowhere ,Alfredo saw a beautiful lady looking at him, this was one of the flight attendants who closed the cabin leaving the two inside.

Alfredo- 'Owww Deaammm'

30 minutes later

The young assistant returned to the cabin and tried to open this one with no luck, but for some reason he hears some kind of noise so he put his ear in the door and what he could hear was a groan coming from a woman.

???– STRONGER !!!

Alfredo- Shake That Asss Bitch

Henrique- 'Fuck it's the fourth time this week, but I won't even try to say anything or he will say that I am taking away his fun , fuck it I will eat something … again'

BACK WITH ALFREDO INSIDE THE CAB

PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP!

Taken by surprise, the man jumped off the woman and went to the vehicle controls to see what was going on with it.

Alfredo- SHIT SHIT SHIT

???- What's up Alfredo?

PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP!

Said the woman with a little fear in her eyes as something that shouldn't happen was happening.

Alfredo- I think the plane's two engines are failing … Shit.

PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP!

Outside the plane, the two engines left trails of smoke behind

Engine- FU FU FU FU FU .. FU. FU. FU…. FU… Fuck... you're fucked

BACK TO THE CABIN

Alfredo- SHIT the engines died… those sons of bitches !?

??? - And now sir Captain

PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP!

Without thinking twice, the man picked up the plane's interlocutor

Alfredo- 'I'll have to warn the passengers of our imminent end'

The plane then started to lose altitude quickly towards a mountain

Alfredo- Dear passengers, this is your Captain and I just want you to repeat with me "Father in heaven, I stand before You today in Your- …"

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???- SO, WE ARE GOING TO DIE LIKE THIS? CAN'T YOU LAND THE PLANE IN WATER OR SOMETHING??

PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP! PIP!

Alfredo- Damn Jenifer of course I will land the plane in water … because in fucking Switzerland there are many lakes and Oceans …

Jenifer- I DON'T WANT TO DIE

Alfredo- Stop screaming and face the situation

Alfredo- 'I don't believe I'm going to die with my dick in my hands….'

And without any warning the plane crashed into the mountain and a large column of smoke appeared in the sky, a while later the Swiss authorities went to the site and reported only 1 survivor who apparently remained in the bathroom all the time, the lucky guy's name was Henrique.

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BACK TO THE PRESENT

Alfredo- 'And that's how I died ... and now I'm here , in fucking Narnia'

???- haha ​​ha! Mortal what an interesting story… I decided, i choose you…

Alfredo- What the fuck…. Am I fucking pokemon ?

Suddenly the whole place was deformed causing the small flame to appear in front of a male figure who sat on a small sofa.

Alfredo- Where am I? Who are you?

???- Starting at the beginning, you kick the bucket and you are in limbo, a place where souls await judgment by the gods

Alfredo- And what will happen to me 'God'?

???- You will be reincarnated

Alfredo- Seriously? fuck I already like you

???- You will be reincarnated in a totally new world with an RPG system and a new body.

Alfredo- Better yet, in my childhood I played a bit of Dark Souls and saw many animes about this type of stuff.

???- Good to know you have a bit of knowledge in the topic… Now let's play a roulette game to decide your body and your race ..

In front of the little flame a golden screen appeared with something written

[Do you want to use the reincarnation roulette]

[Yes Yes Yes]

Then with no other choice, the little flame thought of clicking and the roulette started its long journey of spinning.

Roulette- PLINK PLINK PLINK

???- What will happen ... I have seen everything happening ... once a man reincarnated in the body of Trump with the race of god of destruction an interesting combination … it was a crazy day …

Roulette - PLINK PLINK PLINK

Alfredo- That means I can reincarnate in the body of a pig and with a race that has nothing to do with it …

???- It's difficult, but it can happen ... oh it seems that the roulette stopped stopped

[Open prize]

Alfredo- 'Please don't be a fucking grotesque character or a shitty race… but if it is OP let it come'

Clicking on the screen again some notifications appeared

[Body: NAMELESS KING (Not corrupt)]

[Race: demigod]

Alfredo- ' Holy cheetos'

Alfredo- That's it ... better than nothing, despite being a little-unknown character to me, it might become a future good asset for me

???- An interesting combination, a body of a God with the race of demigods ha ha ha!

The being laughed a little before stopping again

???- Ahem ... I have never seen anyone reincarnate with this body I hope you have an incredible adventure in your little universe ... And try not to die to any Dark Souls level Boss.

Alfredo- Wait, you didn't do that … did you ?

???- Of course, I did, you said you liked difficulty, have fun… there is one more thing, do the tutorial if you don't want to die on the first day.

Alfredo- Son of a Bi-

With a snap of his fingers the being sent the man away from that place.

???- An interesting being ...Hope he entertains the gods … Now next on the list ...

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Localization???

Alfredo- That Son of a Bitch will pay one day

[Do you want to start the Tutorial]

[Yes No]

Alfredo- 'Yes!'

System- I will be your travel companion my name is system and I will help you not to die for now, to continue the Tutorial think or say Menu!

Alfredo- Why the fuck do you have such a strong voice?

System- Fuck you that's why …

Alfredo- You are aggressive bro …

System- …

Alfredo- Menu… come on, I'm having a bad feeling about this forest

[Status]

[Inventory]

[Skills]

[General Store]

[Gacha store]

System- Now press Status …

Doing what the voice in his mind said, he clicked the button

Status

Name: Faraam

Age: 18

Title: Reincarnated (+1 sp in all attributes) ↓

Race: Demigod ↓

Level 1

Affiliation: Neutral ↓

Exp: 0/100

Messages (0) ↓

HP: 1500/1500 MP: 1200/1200

STR: 13 VIT: 15

DEX: 11 INT: 12

WIS: 19 LUCK: 10

Sp's: 0 (Sp's = Skill Points)

Faraam- Damn … when he said it was an RPG system he wasn't joking... it seems like my name is Faraam now ... fucking strange name who the hell chose the name? But better than nothing.

System- Now open the Skills, Player.

Faraam- Skills… will I start with something OP?

Skills

Active:

Eye of Ashel (lvl 1/10) (30 MP)

(Allows you to see the status of other beings)

Race Ability:

Gods Blessing ↓ (100 MP)

(Increases damage done by 10% for 3 minutes)

Passive:

Player's Mind ↓

(Keeps you calm and logical during most moments)

Player's body ↓

(Makes the wearer live as if in a game)

Race Ability:

Gods luck ↓

(1% chance to steal status from dead enemies)

System- In this section there are two types of skills: active and passive, with passives being active all the time and very rare and the active are used to attack and do other shits and cost MP to be used.

System- There is also a [General Store] and a [Gacha Store] which are places to gain equipment and more mondain things in a simple way in the [General Store] all possible and imaginable items are available there and [Gacha Store] you can get things rarer and more powerful using a rarer coin.

Faraam- Hmmm… I see it is like a game… is the tutorial finally over?

System- No! Say inventory now

Faraam- Afff…. Inventory

Inventory

Common Items (0) ↓

Rare Items (0) ↓

Epic Items (0) ↓

Mythical Items (0) ↓

Legendary Items (0) ↓

Faraam- I don't have anything not even a fucking gift ...

* Plink *

System- You received a message do you want to ear it?

Faraam- Yes if possible

Message (???- It seems that you arrived safely I hope you have fun and not to say that I am a bad God I gave you a beginner roulette in the [Gacha Shop] store… Now I am going to see another episode of Dragon Balls Z)

Faraam- God son of a bitch but at least he gave me something… [Gacha Shop]

Gacha Shop

ѱ: 0 (Gacha Store Currency)

Beginner Roulette (Free) ↓

More events in the future ^ - ^ ↓

Looking at the screen Faraam didn't think twice when he saw the possibility of a free item and clicked the roulette wheel until it fell on a strange spear

* Plink *

[You obtained Spear of the sky]

Faraam- Damn what rarity will it be? [Inventory]

Inventory

Common Items (0) ↓

Rare Items (1) ↓

Epic Items (0) ↓

Mythical Items (0) ↓

Legendary Items (0) ↓

Faraam- I thought it was better, System equip Spear of the Sky.

A white spear with a golden tip appeared in his right hand. Its tip was made of two wings that joined at the end giving the tip of the weapon a pointed shape.

Faraam- I have to see the status of the weapon, but first I have to deal with them ...

From the middle of the forest several green monsters appeared, all of them had strange faces that squirmed as they ran towards the player

Faraam- Looks like I'm going to have fun already

Said the new player with a contorted smile on his face.