Reincarnated into The Kardashian (ENG)

I always thought I was going to die by a truck, even though I'm not Japanese, which would make my reincarnation difficult (I hope trunks-sama isn't xenophobic). I also considered dying as a hero, the kind who pushes the child out of the front of the car, or fights with a criminal who is trying to rape someone and dies stabbed or shot.

However, it didn't go as planned and I am now fucked up in this hospital and admitted, I was diagnosed with COVID-19, got a little better, but soon it got worse and I am here. I didn't have the chance to accumulate good karma like the protagonists in novels who fart and because of that fart have saved trillions of people over the generations, I was more inclined to live without great expectations.

I had studied in public schools all my life, and at the age of 15 I passed the university course in forestry engineering, which I thought would be easier since my father worked in that field. However, I found the course to be a pain in the ass, physics 3 is a very thick vibrator waiting to enter you. Maybe that sounded a little gay, I spent two in that course and I wonder what it would be like if I had finished it, but now is not the time to think about that. After I got out of that one at university, I decided to study again and do law, and got through the federal, the first year was amazing, I made several new friends and fell in love with the course. 2019 was really LENDARY

Life is a strange thing, you never know what is going to happen, 2019 was 80 and 2020 was 0. The pandemic was going on, everyone was confined and I was getting fat, I always had respiratory problems and when I got the disease, I had already accepted the fact that I would not live long... remorse is a terrible feeling, and you must be wondering why this explanation, well all this nonsense is what I would say if I were reincarnated and fortunately I did not have to run over or save anyone for that.

Best of all I still have a "golden finger" as the Chinese like to express cheats, although mine is not useful for much besides showing my status and skills, not that I am complaining for free.

So I'll wait 4 months to be born, that's going to be a long time. The only thing that relieves my boredom since I gained consciousness again, is some quests that the system suggests sometimes.

At first I was wondering if I had gone crazy because of what I was seeing, but soon I got used to it. With that damn robotic voice...

[*Ding

Initializing the system

10% ....

25% ....

50% ....

80% ....

99% ....

System complete]

I was really hoping for some explanation of the system did, but never got my answer so just going with the flow and like every novel reader I thought right away to call "Status"

[Name: N/A

Age: 0 (5 months)

[STATUS]

STR: N/A

STA: N/A

AGI: N/A

INT: N/A

CHA: N/A

Free: 100

I worked hard to earn these free attributes, kicking my mother sometimes, although everything is on N/A, it makes sense because I am not born yet. STR probably the strength I will have, a strong body if I have enough STR? If I am reborn into my world, maybe I will win a Mister Olympia, being a bodybuilder might be an option.

The STA following the concept that STR is strength, should be the stamina of the body. I think that is more important, if you know what I mean, without a lot of stamina how could anyone maintain a harem? Besides most sports require high endurance, so it should be a priority

AGI is related to my speed as well as reflexes, and should increase my flexibility, maybe I can do those spats or as it is known in my town "egg crushers".

INT is by far the easiest to figure out, increasing cognitive ability, directly, increasing understanding of subjects. With higher INT, this will calm your mind and provide a high memorization and processing capacity.

CHA should be the charm, increasing my appearance or making me attract more attention, being very handsome can be very good or terrible. If I am born in a low income family, it is possible that I will attract free hatred from some typical young master, wanting to beat me up like in the novels, if I do absolutely nothing, it will be very stressful, however, if I am born in a family with a higher income, I can make use of my image to launch myself in the media.

Open system, the skill and knowledge option

Since I'm still a baby, I don't have any skills created, although I do have some basic knowledge and for each skill or knowledge, there is a rating by the system. And today I see how dumb I was, sad life. The Rating is divided from E- to S, in number from 1-100 being 100 the maximum.

E> Beginner

D> Amateur

C> Veteran

B> Professional

A> Master

S> Grandmaster

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E- = 1/5

E = 6/12

E + = 13/20

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D- = 21/25

D =26/36

D+ = 33/40

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