Clowns X and X Anime-Logic
"Fuck! Oh god, FUCK!"
"AaAAagH!"
"Over here! This way everyone!"
Across the marsh, many shouts filled with desperation and anguish could be heard from all around as the number of contestants began to dwindle during the trek in the fog. The already winded examinees found themselves constantly in danger due to the various fauna and wildlife that inhabited the marsh.
{Magenta P.o.V}
'You know, my appreciation for the outdoors has started to decline? I swear if I get out of here alive I'll come back here and torch the whole damned place! Thankfully I'm with Leorio and Kurapika, if I remember the Hunter exam arc correctly Gon ends up fighting Hisoka for a short while… though I don't really remember the circumstances leading to the fight.' currently we are trying to catch up with the main pack as we got separated from them, yet it seems the small group we're in has been further led astray…
{P.o.V Change}
*Thunk* *Thunk* *Thunk* the sound of flesh being impacted and cleaved through resounds in the misty surroundings further followed by the thud of multiple bodies hitting the muddy ground. On further inspection, it seems the former contestants have been impaled by numerous playing cards…
" you bastard!! What do you think your doing!?" shouted Leorio at the shadowy silhouette who was slowly drawing nearer. The only response was an eerie laugh accompanying the riffling of a deck of cards as a certain red-haired magician begins to close in on the surviving members of the group.
"Ku-Ku-Ku… I'm playing examiner. You see, I was planning on behaving myself until at least the second exam… but the first exam is boring me. So I figured I'd help with the selection process." announced contestant number forty-four, Hisoka who was gleefully playing with a deck of cards in his hands with a smile on his face. It was almost as if he didnt see the numerous people surrounding him with their weapons drawn. With such a bold declaration the nearby contestants had a variety of reactions, from anger to discomfort, and anxiety. Suddenly the tension that was at an all-time high finally snapped, in a rage many contestants wished to eliminate Hisoka due to his conduct during the exams.
"Only you four left ♥" yet, even with superior numbers all but five of the initial fifteen contestants were alive. Having slain the rest using a four of hearts playing card, Hisoka gave what could only be described as a sadistic smile to the remaining survivors. Of course, these four are Kurapika, Leorio, Magenta, and an unnamed contestant.
"Look, even if we attack together we don't stand a chanc-" before the unnamed contestant could even finish his monologue, our protagonist broke one of the unspoken rules of all anime and manga-
"Don't need your speech, Dave, anyways run in separate directions on the count of three." Quickly interrupted Magenta as he readied the double-action revolver he pulled from his coat.
{P.o.V Change}
'While a gun most likely won't do anything to a competent Nen master with fighting experience, I might as well use it. After all, it was one of the few things I had on my person when I transmigrated besides I.d, money, and spare ammunition.'
"My name isn't even Dave you bast-" replied the mob contestant in anger after being interrupted by me. 'Regardless we need to get out of here sooner than later, therefore…'
"THREE!" I shout as I immediately turn a hundred and eighty degrees as I bolt out of there. Not unlike a certain family of noble descent from Britain, I ran like hell, that was until I looked back and saw Leorio running back towards Hisoka with a log in his hands.
"You dumbass!! What are you doing!? Runaway!" 'FUCK how did I forget that this happened? I guess I liked the Chimera ant arc and Election arc too much and never went back and rewatched the first few arcs…'
"I'm not going to SIT AROUND AND BE TOYED WITH !!" as he quickly shortens the distance between himself and the clown, raising the large limb of a tree as a weapon.
"Hhmm… that's a good face" cheekily replies Hisoka as he cuts Leorio's makeshift club in half. Afterward, he quickly circled around Leorio and raised his hand as he was about to finish off Leorio when all of a sudden-
*Smack!!* A sharp blow to the side of his face knocks Hisoka back distracting him, giving Leorio an opportunity to step back as Hisoka looks at the newcomer to the scene.
" " " Gon!? " " " Looking at the cause of the strike we all saw Gon who used his fishing rod like a whip to prevent Hisoka from killing Leorio. Who after striking the pedo-clown just stood there…
'Man I don't even have experience in fighting but even I know to never give your opponent time to recuperate. Oh well, it's an anime world maybe I can do the popped-out eyeball thing like in Onepiece…' While my thoughts were drifting in a rather odd direction in such a dangerous situation Hisoka could not be paying any more attention.
"Not bad little boy. A fishing rod? What an interesting weapon. Can I see it?" asked Hisoka having focused solely on Gon as he approached the small boy. It seemed the clown lost sight of all else as he was even ignoring Leorio. He, who had snuck behind him and was about to bludgeon the clown with yet another stick he found on the ground after the first was sliced to bits.
"LET ME GET A GOOD HIT ON YOU BASTARD!!" he bellowed, having removed any possible advantage he may have had via a surprise attack. Yet in response, Hisoka stopped moving and solemnly replied-
"Shore-You-can"
"Huh? Thanks…" Leorio confusedly replied during the latter half of the downward swing of his weapon.
*BAM!* yet all that awaited the aspiring doctor was a clean uppercut to the cheek sending him flying…
'Was that a Street Fighter or DBZA reference? Also good to note was that was the first anime welt I saw… Seriously that thing looks like a tumor. WAIT why the hell am I sitting here on the side watching the fight, Damn the anime rules of reality have made me mentally retarded!'